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20 He/Him not chalant and mysterious? more like neurotic and oversharing 🐬✨ caffeinatedsatanist.straw.page caffeinated on airbuds caffeinatedsatanist on discord

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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
thank god it’s not just me, thought i was next level cooked
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
something about trust and communication being the foundation of ANY type of relationship ship some people don’t get frfr
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
not super on topic but as a monogamous person i feel like every thing that the poly community gets dragged for has an (atleast) equally batshit monogamous equivalent especially for straight people
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i am NOT addicted to diet soda i am using it to SELF MEDICATE
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
a personal fuck you to every idiot in 2016 who told me i was overreacting
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
rocking back and fourth, back and fourth yknow
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
obligatory recommending newer anti histamines like Claritin if they work for you, taking benedryl regularly isn’t recommended
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
it’s 2025 and i still don’t rlly know how to use social media or talk to other people at all actually
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
i’ve dedicated my life to studying psychology and human behavior and i still can’t explain men like this
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
actually deleted twitter for real this time, gonna commit to being annoying here
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
she better be paying you goddamn 😭
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
love showing up in moots replies when they absolutely do not remember me every few months
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
i strive to be this real, stay strong soldier 🫡
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
watching the world fall apart before my eyes from every single direction n we’re just going to work and school, paying bills n shit
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
how would yall cut this pizza
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
why is it always the social media i actually like getting fucked on
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I WASNT EXPECTING IT SO SOON
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
it’s been a while how are yall
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I wish i could make this up 😭 one of them found a dead deer in a tree like 40 feet up and is convinced this is evidence of bigfoot, so he got 3 of the guys he works with to on a weekend trip to try and catch him 😭😭
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
i’m about to get real annoying with nothing to drown out the thoughts
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
my boyfriends coworkers are going bigfoot “hunting” atm and plan on capturing him with ketamine (?) so i’m kinda just waiting on them to make up my mind
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
well
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
omg 🤭🫶
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
miss yall
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
this warrants heavy financial compensation ATLEAST
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
oh these are gorg and make me wanna update my mods finally 😭🫶
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
fuck ticket master and fuck dynamic pricing reseller go to hell and burn 👎👎👎
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
oh it seems only 3 of mutuals posting anymore (i am also apart of the problem)
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
how do you tell your doctor you think you have a reversed sleep cycle without sounding like a “my eyes change colors when i’m sad” guy
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
goodmorning and goodnight
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
impossible sorry
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
if the house itself doesn’t kill you the house itself will, evil house
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
normal proportions.. characters are age appropriate.. have i died and gone to heaven?
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
holy shit gay anime that isn’t weird??? do you know how long i’ve been waiting for this
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
the store wouldn’t let my mom buy dayquil without an id but she can buy the 10% alcohol nyquil without one
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
god i fucking love cold medicine
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
i love her tell me more plz
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
excuse me?
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
oh god why am i like this
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
not faster but definitely more
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
is weed considered a performance enhancing drug in eating competitions
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
why mh symptoms seem be contagious to the people you’re closest with like wtf is that
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
pookie why are you mad at me for bringing ur nic to the car when you almost left without it? you’re mad at me for making sure you didn’t rawdog work???
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khoom ℮ @khoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
i may have emotional mood swings
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
real as fuck (nobody in my household can stand me)
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
this outfit is soso cute
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
this is so real rn
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Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
why :(
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