Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025thank god it’s not just me, thought i was next level cooked 110
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025something about trust and communication being the foundation of ANY type of relationship ship some people don’t get frfr 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025not super on topic but as a monogamous person i feel like every thing that the poly community gets dragged for has an (atleast) equally batshit monogamous equivalent especially for straight people 110
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025i am NOT addicted to diet soda i am using it to SELF MEDICATE 030
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025a personal fuck you to every idiot in 2016 who told me i was overreacting 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025rocking back and fourth, back and fourth yknow 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025obligatory recommending newer anti histamines like Claritin if they work for you, taking benedryl regularly isn’t recommended 050
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025it’s 2025 and i still don’t rlly know how to use social media or talk to other people at all actually 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025i’ve dedicated my life to studying psychology and human behavior and i still can’t explain men like this 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025actually deleted twitter for real this time, gonna commit to being annoying here 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025love showing up in moots replies when they absolutely do not remember me every few months 030
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025i strive to be this real, stay strong soldier 🫡 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025watching the world fall apart before my eyes from every single direction n we’re just going to work and school, paying bills n shit 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025why is it always the social media i actually like getting fucked on 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I wish i could make this up 😭 one of them found a dead deer in a tree like 40 feet up and is convinced this is evidence of bigfoot, so he got 3 of the guys he works with to on a weekend trip to try and catch him 😭😭 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025i’m about to get real annoying with nothing to drown out the thoughts 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025my boyfriends coworkers are going bigfoot “hunting” atm and plan on capturing him with ketamine (?) so i’m kinda just waiting on them to make up my mind 110
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024this warrants heavy financial compensation ATLEAST 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024oh these are gorg and make me wanna update my mods finally 😭🫶 110
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024fuck ticket master and fuck dynamic pricing reseller go to hell and burn 👎👎👎 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 07/11/2024oh it seems only 3 of mutuals posting anymore (i am also apart of the problem) 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2024how do you tell your doctor you think you have a reversed sleep cycle without sounding like a “my eyes change colors when i’m sad” guy 110
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024if the house itself doesn’t kill you the house itself will, evil house 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024normal proportions.. characters are age appropriate.. have i died and gone to heaven? 010
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024holy shit gay anime that isn’t weird??? do you know how long i’ve been waiting for this 210
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2024the store wouldn’t let my mom buy dayquil without an id but she can buy the 10% alcohol nyquil without one 020
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 22/08/2024is weed considered a performance enhancing drug in eating competitions 120
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 14/08/2024why mh symptoms seem be contagious to the people you’re closest with like wtf is that 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 14/08/2024pookie why are you mad at me for bringing ur nic to the car when you almost left without it? you’re mad at me for making sure you didn’t rawdog work??? 000
Caffeinated @caffeinatedsatan.bsky.social · 12/08/2024real as fuck (nobody in my household can stand me) 010