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Riley “caezar” E.

@caezar.io
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Programmer, inventor, challenger, security enthusiast. I block early and often, sorry if I throw you out with the bath water.

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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 29/09/2026
St. Droolingguy
Statue of a man gently spitting water onto a waterwheel and thence into the fountain catch basin.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 29/09/2026
Love me some verifiable crypto!
Doner Kebab receipt with crypto keys, algorithms, hash signatures explicitly spelled out
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 18/09/2026
Staying next to Caesar Diocletian’s palace!
My face in front of an ancient Roman wall. Facade of a small hotel fills one side of the image. A little Blue Sky shows along the top, where the wall crumbled.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 17/09/2026
Checking in
Laura and me under the Soho sign near Carnaby Street
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 03/09/2026
I don’t usually post my life in detail, but this was too sweet.
A shadow box frame of a purple ink “stain” shaped as Iceland with a heart detail at the location of Diamond Beach. Beneath, calligraphy “Riley & Laura “ and our recent date of engagement.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 14/08/2026
Thanks @attrition.org
“I invented a robot that can rob a bank. Of course, it robs these banks on its own, so I can't be held legally responsible when it robs a bank. I mean, all I did was invent it, it's not my fault if it works exactly the way I intended. Also, I get to keep all the money from the banks it robs. Sorry if any of that money was yours, but now that I've invented the Bank Robbing Robot, the Bank Robbing Robot is inevitable.”
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 08/08/2026
Visitors standing on the rainbow road leading to the famous church in the background, on a typical windy cloud covered day in Reykjavík
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 19/07/2026
Our gift to the lovely couple Alice and Tom, on the day of their wedding.
Table of cakes and pies and macarons and mousse. Something for everyone!Chocolate mousse cups with raspberry coulis. My first ever time making dessert!
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 11/05/2026
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 13/08/2025
NIN somehow made their older stuff seem worse than the new stuff, and the old stuff better than it ever sounded before. If you have a chance, don’t miss this tour.
Nine Inch Nails, on stage, in blue light, with crowd, behind, in white light.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 06/07/2025
Alex Vile playing
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 08/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
View of a bridge across the Seine.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 14/02/2025
(My French boyfriend, watching American news): I don’t understand???! Things are so bad??? And they set nothing on fire??? How do they expect to fix???
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 19/01/2025
If you have a chandelier @chandelierloungeseattle.com I think you make it into a crowndelier!
Two old men posing for a selfie such that the chandeliers in the background appear to be crowns.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 16/01/2025
DUI Hire: Pete Hegseth.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 12/01/2025
Oldest selfie on your phone Guessing 2010 era from the tiny iPhone
Jeans, black casual jacket, long curly hair selfie with OG iPhone
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 01/01/2025
It’s a sour tasting year ahead? Thanks Merriam-Webster, I’ve been sure of that for 60 days or so.
Acidulous.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 30/12/2024
I help computers help hospitality workers help men “decide” not to commit heinous crimes.
Poorly explain what you do for a job.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 26/12/2024
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy, and who he is says a lot about you.
Alan Turing.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 22/12/2024
People aren’t “celebrating” an assassination.

People are “denying a claim” for sympathy that’s out of their emotional network.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 20/12/2024
Presented without comment, except that the scaling is the fault of Bsky's cropping.
Fortinet logo, with the letter O adapted to the goatse meme
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 15/12/2024
Happy holi-gays!!
Four weird ass lovers of love!
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 10/12/2024
@chandelierloungeseattle.com brunch tasting
Table, presenting 8 classic brunch dishes: veggie and meat omelettes, French toast two ways, pancakes, three Benedicts.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 08/12/2024
Empanadas from Seattle’s Chandelier Lounge. 10/10.
Empanadas
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 23/11/2024
Sometimes, though, the cover tells you everything you need to know about the book.
Matt Gaetz, saying that he’s going do what Trump tells him to do; looking creepier than usual.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era
Nerd guy in nerd glasses with nerd hair and jacket, in front of an empty office
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 20/11/2024
Simpsons meme with an older boy (The Onion) hitting the back of the head of a younger boy (Elon Musk), saying “that’s how you buy a company”.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 18/11/2024
Onion tears are the worst
Four people crying, three from cutting onions, one from being Alex Jones and losing Infowars to The Onion
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 16/11/2024
post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
A squirrel on pavers near a tree trunk
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 03/11/2024
Oregon Trail meme ox pulling covered wagon, with text “You have died of political text messages”.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 01/11/2024
if you see this, post something purple 💜
Purple moth orchids in a planter, with a large Hindu statue head, and resort building structural detail as the background.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 31/10/2024
OGG-SEA SEA-JFK
Selfie of an old white guy in a mask on an airplane.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 29/10/2024
Moments before I became a “cat tree” for a praying mantis.
Close up of a praying mantis seeming to look over the edge of a polished wooden table.Close up of a praying mantis coming toward the camera on the near corner of 
a polished wooden table.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 16/10/2024
GIF of a scene from The Simpsons where Freddy Quimby says “Say it Frenchy, say chowdah!”
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 08/10/2024
Light socket aficionado/bottomless void.
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine”, or “androgynous”.

go!
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 22/09/2024
show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
Human-like cyborg, from the film Blade Runner, observing a captcha, thinking to herself “That’s odd. Why isn’t it letting me check that box?”
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 10/09/2024
Reminds me of Fluevog Grand Nationals
Knee high boots with peek-a-boo side lacing, round toes, and thick high heels with a deep notch removed from the rear angle to leave hoof shaped footprints.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 06/09/2024
Took a full slab of bbq ribs, slow cooked them for another two days, pulled from the bone, and shredded. Took two chickens, dry rubbed, sous vide for a couple of hours, seared hard, then shredded. Taco T-saturday coming right up!
Foil tray filled in halves with two proteins.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 29/08/2024
In the Chairman’s Suite at Bellagio, I introduced him to the table with “Ireland, Moscow, Jersey, this is New York.”
“Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context” text over smile face emoji on a red ball floating in a sun dappled lake.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 25/08/2024
We done it!
Selfie of middle aged white nerd and a couple all wearing race shirts and medals from Hood to Coast 2024.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 23/08/2024
Me and Cedric getting ready to run Hood to Coast!
Selfie with two middle aged tall white guys looking dorky. Background van, cones, roadway, trees, and mist.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 10/08/2024
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Star Wars episode 4 meme:
Darth Vader: “Hey Leia”
Darth Vader: “Leah!”
Darth Vader: “LEIAA!!!”
Leia: “WHAT?!”
Darth Vader (index finger to Leia’s nose): “Boop!”Headline text “On a scale of 1-10 rate your maturity”
Image beneath: Actor Tom Ellis from show Lucifer, dressed in tuxedo, surrounded by wealthy characters, holding up a ping pong paddle painted white with the number 69 painted on.Two, large, Ziploc bags on a black table. Each has a 750 ml bottle, one Smirnoff vodka and one Jose Cuervo tequila, three white ibuprofen tablets, and a Kit Kat bar.Three panel meme with cat facing camera, wearing red uniform from Star Trek the Next Generation. First: transporter room background with text “Beam Me Down”. Second: Star Fleet base in San Francisco background with text “Now Beam Me Up”. Third: transporter room again with text “Now Beam Me Down Again”.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 25/07/2024
Safe sex
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 13/07/2024
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 23/06/2024
Post a sunset photo.
Looking at the sea from the dock in Riomaggiore, Italy. Sun setting behind buildings, steps down to the water, boats, rocks of the shelter jetty. People gathered to watch the sunset.
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 15/06/2024
Quote post with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist in alt text.
Depeche Mode
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 14/06/2024
If you see this, post whatever you want
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 08/06/2024
If you see this quote the post with something green!
Looking down through a vineyard at the beautiful shoreline of Monterosso, Italy surrounded by cliffs leading up to green hills
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 03/06/2024
Quick. Names for a blue white pink flip drink for pride? They’re saying gender bender but I thought Pretty Egg was better. (It has egg white foam…)
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Riley “caezar” E. @caezar.io · 18/05/2024
If you see this, post a bridge.
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