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༼包德༽༼強

@caestus.bsky.social
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Please stop following me! I’m a gross, dirty, old Daddy bear. You really do not want to see this filth. Perhaps it was the political rhetoric &/or nihilism: I assure you, that is but a sliver! I am without depth; a mere depraved base creature. So stop it.

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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 13h
Definitely the Grady Twins from 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈, with elements of the Skywalker twins and these two, Judy and Ham Tobin, from 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉.
Judy and Ham Tobin, animated blond and red-haired «Alaskan twin» siblings from THE GREAT NORTH

Judy on the left is eyeing a plate of pancakes as her brother Ham pours syrup. Strawberries are on the bottom left and aerosol can whip on the right.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lockedtony.github.io/kink-jars/
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Julie Taymor's exceptional 𝑻𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒔
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sgt. Hatred.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daddy cleans up g—— Weird. Daddy cleans up weird.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dad powers restored. If you got to the barber and do not immediately then post the results to soshmeed, did you even go? You did not.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But also because so many reasons and I did not see anyone else post it: 𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑰𝑰𝑰 by the incredible, irreplaceable Sir Ian McKellen.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#Worldbeardday
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.msn.com/en-ca/entert...
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is the only one I could find. #resistanceisfutile #Coltmagazine #meAT22
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tonight’s doodle / Faces Everywhere Pareidolia + sex squiggles FTW
Smudged chocolate looks like a face in the translucent lid of my cheesecake Scribbles vaguely resembling a nude hairy fat torso
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This reprobate monster, Pete Bootlicking Hoekstra. Look at that face, you know there are damning files on that prat's hard drives.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tonight’s #doodle #backatit
Very poorly rendered detail shot: uncut penis and large balls mostly scribbles.

pen and ink on yellow cardstock
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tonight’s doodle. It is my Friday night as I am off for the next few days to holiday at my father’s funeral. 🙄 As well as an art I maded for friends. Hashtag #momentomori
Doodled skeleton and skull with the caption—in a murder font—DEAD NUDES
I maded an art:
Wood and chisel and burnt carved into read DEAD in a murder font
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pen and ink doodle of a tall & narrow bald bearded man in a collar shirt undone to his belly hands in his pockets wearing doc martens 

With a generous almost obscene basket

Very poorly rendered
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am into the MtG x ST set. In fairness, they had me at Moopsy.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tonight’s closing shift doodle.
Pen and ink doodle of a belly torso pecs cock and balls of a heavy set hairy dude with a 永-tattoo
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All of this^ If only there had been like decades of research & advocacy & fucking poems warning of the fascist playbook. Case in point: the anti-trans gays. The cabal of cis white gays lapping at the boots of the regime is gunna be very embarrassed when they get their night of long knives.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Definitely a missed opportunity.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Four things: 1. Naan 2. Mapo doufu 3. Thai squid salad 4. Channa vindaloo (Not my photographs)
Thai squid salad platingTwo naan slicesChanna vindaloo with cilantro leaf garnishlarge wok shot with mapo doufu
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑭𝒍𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔 and 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒂.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These cowpokes.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ooh. In that case I recommend 𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚: 𝑨 𝑵𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒍 𝑾𝒂𝒓 by Jeff Mann. (*The US civil war, just to narrow it down considerably.)
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sgt. Hatred.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Prolly not the right venue for this, buuut I am am autist with poor filtres. My father is dying & has summoned his hellspawn home to say goodbye. I leave Sunday. I feel very little (autism superpowers activate!), but it is stressful. I have empathy for the rest of my family. I just—should feel moar?
BW photograph of my paternal grandparents with my father on my grandmother’s lap and my uncle beside my grandfather when they were babies.My M&P dressed up as Bob and Doug MacKenzie (IYKYK) on the set of their show, THR GREAT WHITE NORTH.

Suddenly realizing the name is really not great.My father in BW diplomatic passport photo.BW photograph of my father and cousins and brother’s band.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
𝑮𝒐𝒕𝒔’𝒅 𝒎𝒂 𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒅. If’n ye gets yur hur did an y’ain’t done posteded i’, i’ain’t happn
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
And today’s because I love the way Murcans presume the ownership of Red, White, and Blue, given that not only are they the single most popular colours in vexillology, the particular triad is the most popular. 15% of national flags are these three.
Pen and ink doodle of an erect penis in a white background. The exposed glans is bright red.

Caption: BLEU • BLANC • ROUGE
LES TROIS COULEURS
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
For my Murcan fiends: Porn on the Fourth of July Smutty doodles
Caption: PORN ON THR 4th OF JULY

Chest, belly, and head shot of a hirsute bearded daddy bear type wearing a Muir cap obscuring his eyes. Cute sticky-outty ears.


Human-fly hybrid. Fly-like head with compound eyes, proboscis-snout, & antennae; thin needle-like ovipositor.

Otherwise a nude, giant-cocked, hirsute pudgy male body. Leaning up a brick wall.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Time to repost this for the dumdums in the backrow. #theSpiceMustFlow
Altered cover art for DUNE and DUNE MESSIAH by Frank Herbert. In the same cover art (brown, orange, yellow, and white colour palette, stylized desertscapes and figures) in the DUNE font of the second edition publication era, the titles are rendered:
PAUL IS BAD
and
OK, I GUESS I WASN'T CLEAR... respectively.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
'Tis Juneteenth. Post your favourite Black fictional character. 𝑵𝒐 𝑾𝒂𝒚 𝑶𝒖𝒕 has a slow start, but when the tension rises, it does not relent. I was a kid and when I saw Iman I was so captivated. I have been a fan ever since. Iman as Nina Beka, a side character, but was a highlight of the film.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒍. Utter trash. As a child, I fucking loved all 8 episodes...and the racist undertones. youtu.be/-byzqgkCiCg?...
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I am always gunna start with 𝑺𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒗𝒊𝒍 by BR Burg. AKA—the much less interesting— 𝑺𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏—in later eds. (um, why!?) both with the subtitle 𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑺𝒆𝒂 𝑹𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉-𝑪𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒏. I am from the Caribbean, love pirate stories, & sodomy!
Early edition cover of BR Burg’s 
SODOMY AND YHE PERCEPTION OF EVIL depicting a pirate in a rather fey pose. Blue ink on white.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Here are three: 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐 (2002) 𝑭𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑴𝒚 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒖𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒆 (1993) 𝑹𝒂𝒏 (1985) 𝑹𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒐̄𝒎𝒐𝒏 (1950)
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒔. My favourite toy line in always.
Orange translucent MICRONAUT action figure.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
𝑴𝒓. 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 by Roger Hargreaves, apparently well late into the 𝑴𝒓. 𝑴𝒆𝒏 Series. I distinctly recall the ridiculous quantities of eggs he ate in the morning.
MR. STRONG by Roger Hargreaves
a red square face with arms and legs and a green hat (perhaps a fedora). He is smiling at the camera and waving.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It is 110% a sports film. It has all the sports film tropes, including, but not limited to the hateable champ.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑲𝒐𝒏𝒈
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy Pride
«Shout out to Charlie Kirk. This is his first Pride Month without saying anything homophobic. So proud of him!»
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Tonight’s sign off doodle is brought to you by the irony that cocks don’t have cocks. (IYKYK*)
Pen and ink amateur AF drawing of an erect penis with exposed glans.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just saw 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑮𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒖. Um. TF did I just watch? Did you know that the leftists at Disney have conspired with antifa to depict the beleaguered and lost Imperial Remnant as the baddies!? 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒚! I even wore my Space 1776 shirt. WTH.
Giving dagger eyes wearing a grey Tshirt with a red sigil of the Galactic Empire.
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My favourite boy died early this morning. He was a kind and gentle cock, and an all around MF* 𝑩𝒂𝒐 Œ𝒅𝒊𝒑𝒖𝒔 𝑹𝒆𝒙 12021-12026
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༼包德༽༼強 @caestus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Salut et bonne fête. Happiest of birthdays.
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