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Caerdwyn

@caerdwyn.bsky.social
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Pilot. Cybersecurity specialist. Dungeon master. 3" group at 400 yards. Trained first responder. Scotch snob. I'm a He; you're what your heart tells you you are. Human rights extremist and proud of it.

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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I break into a police officer's home, shoot and kill it while it's eating ice cream, then get only seven years? Asking for a frie-- society.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have four patents in the field of artificial intelligence-focused cybersecurity. As someone vaguely conversant with the field, I can say with confidence that Trump issuing executive orders trying to rename the field "Super Intelligence" is the act of a narcissistic sex offender super moron.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right or wrong, if you attack someone, you shouldn't be surprised if they attack you back, and keep attacking you back. Being "shocked" when it actually happens is an act of the most extreme stupidity.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Thanksgiving, don't invite your GOP relatives. They no more belong at your table than does David Duke, Josef Stalin or Herman Goehring. You can't break bread with a Nazi and say that you don't mean it.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I the only one who is unhappy about Patreon's recent spamming of "Here's even more creators! Join join join!" both in a sidebar and embedded in the feed of people I've actually chosen to support? There seems to be no way of turning it off and it's very unwelcome.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time for the ICC to issue an arrest warrant for complicity on war crimes and crimes against humanity for Trump, Hegesth, VanceBitch, Miller, Johnson and all the others who have enabled this outlaw administration. Time for the EU to freeze and seize all assets of the Trump and Kushner family.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From variety.com/2026/tv/news... HOLY SHIT how low to does President Pedopussygrabber (because "when you're a big star you can do whatever you want") have to be that even FOX NEWS is siding with CNN and the three major broadcasters? Am I in some sort of alternate universe? Is my Coke Zero spiked?
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cry me a river of crocodile tears While silencing protesting the death and the fears Abandon the Gazans, Hispanics and queers While your GOP daddy sucks back a few beers Sheeran, Sheeran Fetch me another beer, man Your false tears are as sweet as honey Go cry for the loss of your sweet sweet money
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They did it AGAIN. The day of reckoning IS coming. Nuremberg 1936 led to Nuremberg 1946, and the court and the noose will make their return. Legally, of course. Fuck off, LEO. Protected speech, LEO. Calling for LEGAL proceedings and LEGAL subsequent executions. Like your Fürher is doing, bitch.
Two historic photographs: the 1936 Nuremberg Nazi rallies, and a Nazi war criminal in his military uniform at the gallows with a noose around his neck seconds from being executed by hanging subsequent to the Nuremberg 1946 trials. Caption: "Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it"
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Asks the philosopher James T. Kirk, "What does God need with a starship?" Or, to paraphrase: "...or trailer trash with a tacticool AR-15?" Any god that can create a universe with at least 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars (actual number) does NOT need an army of wifebeaters. False religion
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day the list of people in this administration and ICE agents whom I genuinely believe should, after full legal process, face the death penalty gets longer. Notice I said "after legal process". Fuck off, LEO. I said what I said and you can't do shit about it. Protected speech, bitches.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching the GoP wrap itself in a blood-soaked flag to distract people from the Pedophile-In-Chief (you know, the convicted rapist) is beyond disgusting. If you're still GoP, please identify yourself so we can know you for what you are, what you support and what you think YOU can get away with.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Those who refuse to wield a sword will either die upon a sword or be saved by those willing to. If you hide behind people who are willing to kill to defend you while you whine "violence is never the answer", SHUT YOUR MOUTH. It's not like anyone should fear your wrath when you get bitchslapped.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm going to try to go one day without raging about MAGAt evil. Try. Okay. I'm a D&D 2014 guy; lots to dislike about 5.5 and today's Hasbro. But the new Arcana Unleashed seems to have interesting ideas. Anyone have any idea if power creep is an issue? Can it coexist in a party with 2014 characters?
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Side note. I'm the one that decides whether our company uses Microsoft 365 or Google Workspace. Sure, we're not huge, but. Keep fucking around, Google. Keep fucking around. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Gulf of Mexico. And come the next administration, there WILL be people in it who remember.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How long until the absolute scumbag lawyers of Buc-ees try to sue Chuck E's, only to learn that Chuck E has existed longer than they have and can sue THEM? www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
houstonchronicle.com
Chuck E. Cheese to bring new, adult-size experience to Houston, filing shows
A different kind of Chuck E. Cheese could be coming to Houston — one built around climbing, sliding and dancing rather than rows of arcade games.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Canada exports several gigawatts of electricity to the United States. Turn it off during peak demand periods like a heatwave. Canada exports huge amounts of oil and natural gas to the US. Close the pipelines before the midterms. Fight back, Canada. Do whatever it takes. Save us from ourselves.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today's award for Biggest Cowards on the Internet goes to Google Maps for caving in to the Pedophile-In-Chief changing lake names. Google, your executives are craven little shits. Your executives are as subhuman as the Republican child-rapists believe non-whites to be. Payback WILL be a bitch.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Totally about history. During World War 2, if you encountered an armed member of the SS or a Gestapo agent, what would you be morally, ethically and legitimately be allowed to immediate do to them, due to who/what they were, what they factually did to others, and would do to you given the chance?
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I TOLD YOU THEY EXIST BUT PROOF CHECKMATE (what absolutely appalls me is that there are people out there who are so stupid that they actually believe this, and those stupid people are in a position to make decisions that heavily affect others' lives. Save us from the RFKs and Trumps, Darwin!)
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
2000: "The media are never your friends except when you're being beaten by a cop." 2026: "The media wants you to be beaten by a cop." PROGRESS!
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Motherfucking ADOBE. Enabled by default. Paste an image, up it goes to Adobe for generating alt text. They hid it from you, and they offer the chance to hide it from anybody else. Seen in Indesign. Anything in Indesign that is subject to NDA, HIPPA or client-attorney privilege is now noncompliant.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Exactly like Nazi Germany in 1939, with the same white supremacy motives and relative power, with the same racial concentration camps, with the same ultranationalists eager to KILL KILL KILL in the name of Whiteness, America is now the problem the rest of the world has to solve.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Amazon is using Twitch to train AI on your Twitch activity (whether as a viewer or a streamer) and YOU ARE ALREADY OPTED IN. Your face, your public and private messages, everything you say as a streamer, everything they can pick out of the background from your camera while you stream. Make it stop.
Showing where to turn off the AI training Twitch has opted you in to: go to Settings under your account portrait, then Security and Privacy, scroll down to Training For Generative AI, then turn it OFF. While there, also visit the Manage Consent Preferences to limit ad tracking.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'll just say it. White evangelical Christianity is the biggest single source of lies, racial and sexual hatred, racial and sexual violence, economic exploitation and social corruption in America. I don't give a fuck who's offended. In fact, if you ARE offended, please identify yourself. Loudly.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ANY judge, all the way to ANY member of the Supreme Court who in any way supports Trump's attempt to defy constitutionally protected citizenship is a traitor who MUST MUST MUST receive a traitor's punishment. Oathbreakers like that must receive no mercy, no privilege, no protection, and no hope.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ICE are Nazi brownshirts. There is no difference even in the slightest. Every last one of them is a racist who will kill to retain the power to and murder. Every last ICE agent is an operative of the GOP, NOT THE LEGITIMATE GOVERNMENT, with no authority other than a gun. Keep that in mind.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
To the ancient-AF Demos who managed to somehow lose against Trump: Either get on board or be named as the enemy and share the same fate as the GOP. Fuck your geritocracy. If you like that tasty feeling of Power, you'd better be about someone other than your ancient selves. Ride the wave or drown.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Did Luigi teach you nothing?
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If we fail to resist Republican racism, homophobia, sexism, warmongering and in-the-street executions at the ballot box this November, we're going to have to do it some other way. Be sure you register to vote. Then VOTE. Even if it's for someone you don't agree with 100%, the alternative is worse.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today's newly synthesized artisinal pithy-yet-true phrase that you may use yes you're welcome: Those who laugh all the way to the bank will cry all the way to the gallows.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A question. If you personally witness partisan forces, i.e. ICE, DHS, physically invading polling places to seize ballot boxes and voting machines, what is the appropriate response? Start thinking about it. This is the kind of situation whose response you need to think about BEFORE it happens.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Slightly warm.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Since the Feds are in the business of ignoring laws, how about the next Trump officials and DHS personnel that visits California gets arrested at gunpoint for extortion, civil rights violations and election interference?
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You must only eat arisinal uber-organic white influencer approved food harvested by wisened Andean shaman women in baskets woven from their pubic hair! Stop eating GMO food that is the only reason we can feed 8 billion people! Making minimum wage and only affording 89-cent dried pasta is NO EXCUSE!
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Any attempt by Trump operatives (meaning: federal agents) to seize ballot boxes is a red line that triggers what I have most wanted to avoid. Do not do it, gentlemen.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The only position Blanche should have in the government is "prisoner". Obstruction of justice is a crime. So is accessory-after-the-fact of trafficking minors for sex.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sad panda. Bustipated pipe under the foundation slab. ("bustipated" is a technical term)
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@discord.com Are you genuinely THAT utterly, indefensibly stupid? Yes. You are. You should be punished for this and all the previous times you've done the same thing. Seriously. If I were on a grand jury, given your history, I would recommend prosecution. Gross negligence can be criminal.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So the US, in an effort to prevent Iran from imposing fees to transit the Strait of Hormuz, is now demanding 20% of the value of cargo tr transit the Strait of Hormuz. And in an effort to prevent Iran from blockading the Straits, is blockading the Straits. There is a word for this. "Piracy".
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And another one down, another one down, another one bites the dust...
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember, it's not "perjury", it's "autobiographical fanfic"!
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you're a candidate and are selling yourself as a Macho Tough Guy™️ you'd better not have any skeletons in your closet. Like abusing woman and underage girls. Tough Guys™️ seem to always have a history of abusing girls and women. Some brag on it. Tough Guys™️ never take on people who can fight back
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey. 'Murica Supremacists. Whaaaat haaaaaaappened? Didn't bribe the FIFA refs hard enough? Didn't override enough red cards? bwahahaha
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVEM... Is anyone so fucking stupid that they think the GOP isn't trying to use government violence to create a one-party system? Watch this one all the way through.
youtube.com
Dictator Historian Answer's America's Biggest Question
YouTube video by WIRED
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
White trailer trash gonna be so pissed when it gets through their meth-rotted brains that the GOP is treating them as if they were... *shudder* black. And gonna be even madder when they learn the dictatorial powers they've given to Trumpussygrabber will be in the hands of a Demmycrat president.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You: "My country, right or wrong!" Their country: Concentration camps. Them: "I'll guard the camps!" Their country: Warmonger. Them: "I'll do the killing!" Their country: War criminals. Them: "Rape is the best part of war!" Their country: Crimes against humanity. Them: "Make 'Murica great again!"
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You know how spoiled rich kids act when they have a birthday party with expensive shit just to lord it all over the other kids then nobody they invited shows up? And how that kid then throws a tantrum? “Nobody likes you.” Trump. Murica. I didn’t celebrate and there’s nothing they can do about it.
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me doing cybersecurity things: www.youtube.com/shorts/LUHpu...
youtube.com
the fact that this is an acceptable crossing guard response is brilliant #fyp #funny #shorts #foryou
YouTube video by Matt Sowards
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Caerdwyn @caerdwyn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ever wonder if the student loan scheme is at least partially designed to keep people indentured and impoverished so they don't accumulate wealth and therefore don't constitute a threat? Ever wonder why tuition inflation is far, FAR outpacing inflation, even outpacing health care inflation?
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