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Jeff Bryant

@c3jb.bsky.social
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I’ll never be able to ride off into the sunset, but at least I can watch the stars come out.

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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 44m
I bet those runners were inspired like never before to leave that slug in the dust
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 5h
It’s time to shake the tree and get all the nuts to fall onto the ground
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 23h
No, the problem is Hegseth is a moron
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They need a Bitch Slap Cage Match.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excellent film. Carrie Mulligan is spectacular
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s going to try to burn everything down around him I fear
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds like something Marie Antoinette would have said as she was being walked up to the guillotine
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gorillas with a baby monkey
ALT: Gorillas with a baby monkey
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Definitely a Pot/Kettle thing going on there
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
F**k AI, that’s how I feel. I don’t want something creating art so I can do laundry, I want something that can do laundry so I can create art.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think you do some of the best depictions of cold environments; I can literally feel the cold seeping into my bones.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I won’t be happy until he’s prone. Permanently.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly. Many will be trying to switch gears once they finally realize they are being blamed ( rightly) for all the ills of the past two administrations they were in control, and there can be NO absolution for these people.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No weirdos? Why’s he still there then?
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s the idea, Ace
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The ultimate terror was I have a set of dice from the original set and lost a d4, I was beyond distressed, despite having a bag full of all kinds.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ALMOST as scary as leaving the session and getting home to find out one of your d12s are missing
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sponge Bob Frightened and Scared
ALT: Sponge Bob Frightened and Scared
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Republican Party is basically people in fancy clothes walking around with toilet paper trailing from their shoes.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That stink will never wash off of them I hope.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m getting more partial to AI taking over the world every day I wake up and read the news
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn’t take an AI to tell ME that, but it’s nice to have more confirmation
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rogue potato is up there in the top 10 bad smells
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Republicans are dressed in their finest clothes and strutting around with a long piece of toilet paper stuck to their shoe, and no one is letting them know it’s there
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are they teaching a rape and pillage class?
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fortunately the same people walked out before he started.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These guys are the classic “putting a stick in the spokes of the bike you’re riding” meme
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice sense of motion conveyed in this.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also bothers little kids playing dress up being something they aren’t
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should have done the same for the Pseudo president
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when we had a NORMAL president who wasn't an ill-mannered, lazy, unintelligent child rapist? Damn, I miss that.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Though she is distancing herself from him, never forget the harm she did while she marched to his drum.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My fingers
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Woof is strong in this one
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s gotta be bad when I agree with friggen Piers Morgan
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly he tracks with the way the Republican are performing
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is definitely nightmare fuel
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Put him in a “calm down cage.” Needs a taste of what’s he’s doing to others.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes. A great ball of blecch
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Up next: Vance offers Speedo car washes to Republican voters
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bravo
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The expression is “belaboring the obvious “ Ted
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It took him this long to figure that out?
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
ALT: John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We need less of the cripplingly stupid commenters who threaten and more doers like yourself.
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The security guards are basically like mall cops guarding a produce market
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Find someone who looks at you the way Mitch looks at whatever he thinks he’s seeing in what’s left of his mind
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First we need to be governed by people who care about the lives of its citizens before profit or winning wars
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty ironic: a dick talking about dicks
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Jeff Bryant @c3jb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean, he’s certainly artificial, definitely not intelligent
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