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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please don't call me by my government name. We're not friends; we're adversaries, period!

Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Avoid using redundant pairs such as end result, free gift, past experience, advance warning, PIN number, ATM machine, close proximity, return back, added bonus, true fact, brief summary, revert back, mix together, mutual cooperation, plummeting downward, and sum total.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To you, Bear 910 is a beautiful 'Dancing Queen.' To me, she’s proof that humans will desperately try to romanticize anything literally before it mauls them just kidding.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Babe, do you wanna come over and open Pandora’s box?🙃

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With a loaded water gun pointed at your cute foot, can you name one of James Bond's love interests?

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TAB-yuh-luh RAH-zuh (noun): Proof that we all start as a blank notebook, right before life scribbles all over the pages. 📝 Tabula rasa is the philosophical and psychological idea that humans are born without built-in or innate mental content.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Read outside your comfort zone to study different structures, tones, and vocabulary choices.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Taylor Swift is just Kidz Bop for millennials who never learned how to process a breakup.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Word of the Day: ul-truh-KREP-ih-dayt Ultracrepidate (verb): to give opinions, advice, or criticism on subjects you do not actually know about.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The original Star Wars trilogy is completely unwatchable today. The pacing is glacially slow, the fight choreography looks like two old men with flashlights, and people only pretend to like it because of nostalgia.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Does AI have the right to exist?

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This week's movie recs: Alien (1979) Dead Poets Society (1989) The Sixth Sense (1999) (500) Day of Summer Parasite (2019)

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Goodbye summer. Hello hockey.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ms. Dolly, we will always love you. ❤️ Thank you for the music, the memories, and for being a true icon. 🦋 ✨ This Blue Note is for lifelong Dolly Parton fans, not influencers.

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.com · 08/08/2026

would be a beautiful name for a girl?

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm getting banished from Bluey, ain't I? Soon. 🤭

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Liberal MILF and DILF, I have tea that monks and nuns have never heard of, so I'm gonna need your blessing to marry your daughter 😭🙏

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Word of the Day: Petrichor PEH-trih-kor (noun): the pleasant, earthy smell that rises from the dry ground when it rains after a long hot spell.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

GI, your government has abandoned you

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

On July 28, 1914, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia. This move aimed to crush Serbian nationalism following the Archduke's assassination. Instead, it triggered rigid European alliances, launching World War I.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Word of the Day: MacGyver The term "MacGyver" operates as both a noun and a slang verb in modern English. Example sentence: When the tent pole snapped, she MacGyvered a splint out of a sturdy tree branch. What's your word of the day?😘

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Humans are hardwired to love trios. Packing your ideas, words, or visuals into groups of three makes your content instantly catchier and easier to remember.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Today's album recommendation: Madonna's Confessions II. The Queen of Pop is officially back on the dance floor!

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Yuliya Komska @ykomska.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

By Jim Benton

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Get tix and don't be a fishwife! 😭

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Have a productive and chill week, and babe, lock in! I love you! TAKE CARE!!!

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Any screenwriters-turned-film producers care to share how they got their big break?😊

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This weekend, I’m reading Mein Kampf by A.H., so you don’t have to. Consider me your designated historical toxin tester.😭

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Word of the Day: "Meh-tee-ay" Métier (noun) is a formal word that refers to something that a person does very well. Example sentence: Sharp dialogue and parody are Megan’s métier.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

DID YOU KNOW? On May 27, 1937, the Golden Gate Bridge opened for foot traffic first. Cars didn’t get the invite until the following day.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Bad writing teaches you what readers feel when energy dies.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Mean Girls Secretary American Psycho Kill Bill The Notebook

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother's Day to the single moms, stepmoms, cool moms, boring moms, helicopter moms, snowplow moms, wannabe moms, Type A moms, silky moms, crunchy moms, and women who never got the chance to become moms because of fertility struggles or by choice. We love you, and we see you.

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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Congratulations to the Honourable Louise Arbour, who will serve as Canada’s 31st Governor General.

Prime Minister Carney walks down a hallway with the Governor General-designate, the Honourable Louise Arbour, in Ottawa, Ontario.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Pulitzer or no Pulitzer, I love you, xoxo.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Word of the Day: "Ruh-kal-suh-truhnt" Recalcitrant (adjective) describes a person, animal, or entity that is stubbornly resistant to authority, control, or treatment. Example sentence: The government is trying to deal with recalcitrant local authorities that refuse to implement the new law.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I’m eating ramen and drinking green tea after a 24-hour water fast while listening to “Big in Japan” by Alphaville. The song slaps, but I just found out it has nothing to do with Japan; it’s about heroin. 😭

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Word of the Day: "Faw-ray" A foray (noun/verb) is a brief attempt or venture into something new. Example sentence: Her foray into stand-up comedy got a surprisingly warm response.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Word of the Day: Chortle CHOR- (stressed): Sounds like "chaw" or "chore" (but without the "r" sounding strongly) -TLE (unstressed): A quick "tuhl" sound A chortle (verb) is a joyful, partly muffled, or snorting laugh, often blending glee with amusement.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

For starters, Bluesky has a chilled vibe. That said, I want to thank the dads, moms, and plant and pet owners who rock with me. I love you to the moon and back.😉

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Word of the Day: "Uh-sur-buhk" Acerbic (adjective) describes a style of speaking or writing that is sharply critical, sarcastic, biting, or harsh in tone. Example sentence: Even his apology came out acerbic, like he was sorry but also grading you on your reaction.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Today’s good read: Going to Tehran: Why the United States Must Accept the Islamic Republic of Iran by Flynt Leverett and Hillary Mann Leverett.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Word of the Day: FLUM (like “drum”) + okst (rhymes loosely with “boxed”) Flummoxed (adjective): Being completely, utterly confused, puzzled, or bewildered, often in a sudden or unexpected situation. Example sentence: I was flummoxed when my cat started hissing at a cucumber.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I'm not crying, you're crying.

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Christopher @c007goat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Babe, diplomacy is the only way forward, but hey, what do I know? I’m just a boy, lol.😭

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