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I wish they'd slap me in the face 🫣

The worst part of being bi is that I love the idea of a man with a giant cock brainwashing me with it but also know 99% of men are incapable of having the tact I'd dream of to do so 😞

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See I have the opposite problem cause I'm literally only into like 4 things ever, all the way from vanilla to the deep shit. Unless it's hypno/MC or the other specific things I'm not into like 99% of the kink I see on a daily basis. Hashtag hard knock life 😭

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Depends on whether or not I, myself, am also a thrall of the winged spiral eyeball monsters! Cause if I am, seems pretty straightforward 😵‍💫

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I tried it and only 10/28 of the jars have anything at all, and only 5 are overflowing 😭

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I'm not doing the Kink Jars thing because it'll make me look like a bitch who isn't into anything

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Too tired to jerk off, yet need to jerk off to reset my nose cuz I can't breathe These are the things I deal with instead of being employed

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I would welcome the hypnotic vore snake at this point cause at least I'd be asleep when the fucker ate me!

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Been trying to sleep for hours & this is how it feels 😡

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Calling the crisis hotline and, when they ask if you have a plan, responding with "No, have any suggestions?"

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*Sits silently and on the verge of tears, staring at a Bluesky draft window that says nothing but "CBT is a ponzi scheme, because when I jumponzi-z Nutz"*

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If they say that's what I'm into and what I see, it's what I'm into and what I see! 😵‍💫

Remi @hypnyatize.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wonder what my old therapist would say if I told her that less than a year after she stopped seeing me I was typing the sentence "I peck at corn my mind is porn" 🤔

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Reposted by Claire

How the fuck is one supposed to be a mind-controlling supervillain in this economy

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I peck at corn / my mind is porn

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Free mantra for the "hypnotized into a chicken" people: I have a beak / my brain is weak

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See the thing about TS is that you could just be making that up but I believe literally anything someone says because I've seen enough

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I've never actually seen an episode, only the 1500000000000 MC clips

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Woman with big boobs can convince me of literally anything

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Doing everything in my power to not post something because it'll make people mad at me probably 🙄

One summon of a few giant spiral-filled eyeball monsters with wings to change your priorities would probably do the trick!

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I fear I'm actually quite close to crisis mode actually, because we've hit three days in a row of "claire falls asleep drunk in her chair" mode for the first time ever

Claire @c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They're calling it the most relatable post in the history of mankind 💖

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And so I said "Yandere? I'm not even covered in my own blood right now! More like YAWN-dere!" and that's when I was forcibly removed from the comedy club

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The funniest justification for the malfoid people I've seen is "I was just so drawn in by the design I HAD to draw it!" But the design is just "blonde woman", like come on even YOU can't believe what you're saying

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Sometimes I'll come up with a post I think is funny and then I'll save it to drafts, and then the next day I'll remember I thought of a post but can't remember it OR that I'd saved it to drafts and I don't see it again for weeks I'm at peak levels of forgor

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Come on, it's Chekhov's spiral. You HAVE to gaze into it and be my brainwashed pawn, or the narrative will be incomplete!

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Hi, yes, I'll take two handles of vodka, 16 hypnotized goth girls with extra ass, and a large pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms, please. Yes, those are my three wishes. What do you mean "are you sure you don't want to think about it"? Shut up and do your genie shit already

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It's to the point where unless they're actively naked, I'm forced to assume that every single picture I see of the Totally Spies girls hypnotized is from the actual show

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And my first act when you vote me in as president? That's right, no ejaculation will ever be considered "premature" again!

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Surely there will be no adverse consequences to grabbing the "Mind Control" card from its owner!