iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I have a fantasy of being on a podcast with someone like Brianna Chickenfry and doing such a shitty job that the government reluctantly has to provide me round the clock protection 52049
Reposted by iPad ExpertGot CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets! Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR 5720111
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023watching the entire game changed my life. like I would have never guess the inclusion of civil rights march QTEs. hes the best person to ever live 3363
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023ah oh well, I’m sure someone will make a similarly stupid game soon 010
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023the combat sequences seem awesome. like if the Arkham games were about shoving latinos into recycling bins and then horrible QTE sequences that last 45 minutes 150
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023that part is amazing. it’s like if after Dead Space, the devs decided to ditch it as a franchise and make a game with realistic wheelchair controls and real-time physical therapy sessions 0130
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I’m obsessed with French game design. everyone else: “let’s make Call of Duty but with more or less TTK.” “let’s make a Soulslike that’s really slow or 2D.” only the French go “our game’s core mechanic is that you can change races through dialogue trees and it’s a metaphor for polarization” 619020
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023when I found out The Quiet Man wasn’t made by a French game studio that was probably how people felt when they found out Elvis was white. it just defied my understanding of everything 620615
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I’ve watched 5 individual hour plus reviews of it because I want to find out as much as possible. it’s so awesome 020
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023this feels like you socked me in the stomach. this is a game they make in a Christopher Guest gaming mockumentary 130
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023literally when I was watching footage of it I thought “this is such a fucking Eat Chain game” 140
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023it’s so fucking funny. like how did they think it was going to be received 120
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023The Quiet Man is the funniest fucking game ever…I wish I knew about it when it came out. it has so many great idiotic “high concept” ideas 12841
Reposted by iPad ExpertRocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 02/07/2023GTA VICE CITY BUT ITS 200% HARDER AND WE HAVE MUPPETS PARTY CRUISE MUSIC twitch.tv/kemonofriendzonetwitch.tvKEMONOFRIENDZONE - TwitchNow it's everyone's problem. 0134
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023they’re really important to any ecosystem. you can’t just have people who think the frog is stupid. you need like a few hundred guys who are unable to communicate without it 0160
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I’m going to make an official Banjo Kazooie account that’s a Rockefeller Republican and argue with Sonic on here 2480
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I can’t believe that’s how I looked only 3 years ago. Pandemic changed a lot for me 050
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023when Tim The Tatman got into a fight with Call of Duty it made me laugh when all these christian guys were like “THANK YOU for being brave against trans Jim the Junkman. you are BRAVE.” bc he’s famous solely for buffoonery. centuries ago he’d be tortured by kings because he screams in a funny way 2768
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023it pisses me off how the WEF doesn’t want to let us do this 1210
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I respect David Bowie and his music but if he was ugly no one would have tolerated him having characters. they’d be like “pack it up ugly, no one gives a shit” but he looked like a male deer so they let him do that stuff 922819
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023yeah it’s always shit like that! he freaks me out. he’s too weird. Keemstar I feel I understand. Dr Disrespect is like an evil insane guy 080
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023when I was 15 one of my friends would lie about being embroiled in the fictional street racing scene in Chicago and every time we were on Lake Shore Drive and he saw a guy in a Civic or Accord he'd honk his horn then rev up and pass them and say that he just earned more respect 719115
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I consider myself as someone who knows a lot about this crap but I never understood Dr Disrespect. I mean I understand his gimmick and cheating on his wife but like, when people treat him like he's a real person it really confuses and upsets me 0120
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023normie: what could possibly be funny about a zoo killing a gorilla named Harambe? dank shitposter: hold my beer 0654
iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023where are the other groypers and fren frogs on here???? 2020415
