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klara🌻

@bythesword.bsky.social
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5 apples tall (bc apparently that’s important) they/them • ace lesbian • autistic 🇵🇸 free palestine 🇵🇸 property of maya🦑

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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
katten til bestevennen min sliter med en vond, kronisk tannsykdom, som trenger behandling så fort som mulig, alle bidrag hjelper mye spleis.no/504808?s=c
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
katten til bestevennen min sliter med en vond, kronisk tannsykdom, som trenger behandling så fort som mulig, alle bidrag hjelper mye spleis.no/504808?s=c
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@ naboene til maya kan dere være mer tydelige på skrikene deres sånn at jeg vet om vi vinner eller ikke thanks
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
kaptein sabeltann og vm på lørdag blir norges personlige barbenheimer
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
im a big girl now i can cut off my own crusts
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
maya, wearing one of her 7 identical tops: can you guess where this is from???
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 20/04/2026
#LesbianVisibilityWeek
An old, photoshopped Penguin Books manual by Margot Bennett, titled "The Lesbian Woman's Guide to Atomic Radiation" with a moire motif overlain with lesbian pride colours.
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“can’t we just agree to disagree” sure but you’ll also have to accept that i can’t fucking stand you and want to leave
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“dinosaurer er britiske” - maya
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
BIRTH
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
AUTISM
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
autism
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“hørte du kor lys og feminin fisen min var?” - @mayaslaatt.bsky.social
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
finally watching heated rivalry
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
bare sånn fyi “er du sikker?” er feil respons når sensor sier at oppkjøringa er bestått
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
are you even a real feminist if you don’t celebrate international women’s day with a bit of lesbianism
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
labubus are scary you never know if someone’s bag charm is born out of true whimsy and childlike wonder or just capitalism
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“scientists don’t want you to know this” do you even know what a scientist is they like actively want you to know this that’s like kind of the entire point
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“har du fått med deg curling dramaet” love. respectfully. why the fuck would i know about curling drama. hvordan har curling drama
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i think the point of having a girlfriend is so that she can laugh loudly at the shitty jokes and edits you make
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
do you wear wigs
elijah wood i en nyhetsartikkel som sier nå: avkrefter parykk
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i saw a toddler in a window the other day. i don’t believe in taking or posting pictures of random children but they looked like this
magnificent orange line art of a toddler pressed up against a window
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i am also not in japan 🇯🇵💔
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this account only exists so i can brag and thirst over my hot stunning gorgeous girlfriend
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
wow.
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
in an attempt to stay hydrated, i will take inspiration from chatgpt and spread misinformation and chug a glass of water for every question i get
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
det er med tungt hjerte vi velger å avslutte vår deltakelse. we would have won btw. og hadde deltatt. like for real 100%
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
så en haug menn kledd sånn i går og ville gå opp til dem og si at jeg likte BI cosplayet deres
en fyr i blå skjorte som er tucked in. han ser ut som om han snakker om økonomi og tror han er bedre enn deg
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Maya @mayaslaatt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Pompompurin!!!!!!!!!
Pumpkin carved as pompompurin
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
sylvi how fucking dare you ruin potetfestivalen 2025
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i have a doctors appointment tomorrow so if sylvi wins i’ll just have to ask my doctor for zopiclone to last me the next four years right now please
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
seems like this is where my norwegians are located anyway i took sleeping meds to avoid the election but i CANNOT avoid the election if sylvi wins ill literally be out of an income 🤠
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
turns out my age was wrong. now my age will never be wrong again
a screenshot of my profile
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
the norwegian and gender neutral term for sugar daddy is kaptein snadder
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
maya drakk akkurat cola fra et glass som har hatt kulturmelk i seg everyone needs to judge her because what the fuck her drink was baby poop coloured
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
a seagull stole my börek :( (tw: sad)
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
my hands hurt bc they are dry yet that is nothing compared to the sensory nightmare that is 💀hand cream💀 how do people do it. how do you put that moist goo over your hands. and have your hands be WET for MINUTES
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
“i think you’re really cute - even with noodle arms” - @mayaslaatt.bsky.social
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i am being hugged :)
me and maya, both of us are wearing clothes from disturbia and should be sponsored by disturbia i think. i have blonde hair in pigtails, maya has ginger hair in a ponytail. we are smiling. maya is cute. her smile radiates joy. she is so adorable we are both wearing eyeliner. i am wearing lipstick. maya is holding me
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
✨🎀💖🌸komle🌸💖🎀✨
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
its the 3 year anniversary of our first date and i am still freeloading off of her
very cute ginger girl, and a blonde person
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
oh, so rich people are allowed to hoard all of the wealth and homes they want but when i buy 17 bags of delicious rice, /I/ have a “problem”????
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Myrtle "Modern-Day Monroe" Faust @ Exxxotica NJ 🌿🧿 @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ethical porn consumption includes actually paying verified 18+ creators pass it on
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
when you grow up as an alternative kid you have to accept the faith of being given random items relating to the nightmare before christmas regardless of whether you have ever expressed any interest whatsoever in that film or not
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i don’t fucking care if you would “never call a disabled person the r word” if you use it against anyone at all that just makes you an unsafe person and part of the problem
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this concludes the pizza chronicles
dog creeping up on pizzahe is getting closerHE GOT ITvictory
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
have you ever seen anything so magnificent
actual art - a vegan pizza from il tempo
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klara🌻 @bythesword.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
excellent. my evil master plan worked. we are having pizza again.
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