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Byrd

@byrdwyrdo.bsky.social
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Not allowed knives anymore Mostly mid-psychosis/mania ramblings and shouting into the void ✌️

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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For too long now our main postal service in the UK has been in the hands of private interest and we have seen only detriment for it. Worsening conditions for workers, labour disputes and as a result it is the public who have to handle the fall-out. Enough. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Return Royal Mail to public ownership
We are concerned that Royal Mail has made profits for years while having repeated industrial disputes with loyal postal workers. Letter delivery has failed time and again. We believe privatisation has...
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The funniest part about Trump's obvious dementia is it's completely broken any filter he had to not be overtly homosexual in public. He can't stop talking about the men he finds attractive now. He's the first openly gay US president.
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Trying to convince myself it’s worth living then Bleach:TYBY final cour got announced and idk dawg I think I got another couple months in me 👀
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Free will
Drawing of a puppy wearing the coolest outfit ever with the caption; "No shame, only free will"
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When I want to cosplay Giorno Giovanna but my body more like Polpo 😭
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Started #onepiece from episode one. Do not save me I’m in a hell I have constructed with my own hubris and I’m exactly where I want to be.
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Looked in mirror Did’t hate what I saw for once Immediately called myself a narcissist
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m atp where I’m no longer joking about wandering off into the countryside to either die or become a cryptid.
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
What do y’all do when the loneliness becomes more crushing than you can bear I tried a factory reset but it keeps saying to dispose of the hard-drive.
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Couples cosplay idea: Scott Pilgrim and Chris Hansen
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
She be Jensen on my Ackles til I Jared my Padaleckis
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Being normal, but like performatively
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
For 2 nights in a row, I have not slept For why I cannot say, for if I knew, I would not be awake to tell you.
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Remember, when you bring a Chekhov’s Knife to a Chekhov’s Gun-fight, It’s always the outcome you least expect.
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I may not have much going for me but I know the god of infinite quesadillas has my back
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Imagining crumbles of astounding flavour and beauty
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Feeling this way is torturous I feel like I no longer matter to the folks I care about most but I’m still hoping it’s just me and they’re just engrossed in their own lives But the gremlin on my back tells me the worst possibility
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I tried to go to bed at 11pm I am still awake I am going to lose my marbles at this rate and they were already pretty loose
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I am incapable of sleep
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Insomnia from new medication has ruined my life, there is no winning only surviving
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Emotional battery ran dry It is time for beep boop me, check in tomorrow for genuine thought and emotion
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The one thing they never tell you quitting antidepressants is how much damn time you have to spend in horny jail
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two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .
ALT: two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Growth is dropping your chicken nuggets all over the floor and still eating them out of spite against a world that wants you dead
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My job got me like
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If the british crown own all the swans in the UK, can I lay claim to the pigeons when I become supreme overlord of this forsaken isle?
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The next time someone tells me I look like Jesus my response is going to be “you are forgiven, my child”
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Stood at a bus stop and a group of older people are talking about how much they like the animated film Ice Age, especially “that sloth with the funny eyes”
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Do all people have the urge to just go AWOL from life, wander the countryside creating myth and generating concern among local townsfolk as you trudge wordlessly through the bracken?
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The going home at 6am vibe when you’ve been out all night Dancing, singing, drinking Hopefully a new froend or two Need this a little more often
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hooooooo boy I’m remembering what it’s like to have feelings again this is what the kids would call “no me gusta” amirite? Hahahahahaomfgwhyhahahaha
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
So For the first time in two years, I can say I am no longer on antidepressants Though a few off moments I’ve not felt much different after a month but we will see what this holds. This is a huge dub during this hot weather otherwise I’d be burning to a crisp
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Never gonna get over the public transport in London, compared to West Yorkshire its like living in the future
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“The repationship of male cameraderie and homosexuality: The Minecraft movie is a story of suppressed homoeroticism and in this essay…”
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Makin friends with te pigeons on my windowsil
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I am un-living Not dead Just the opposite of being alive Wanna rant but nothing useful to say Wanna scream but the void doesnt listen Wanna cry but the tears don’t come Wanna be seen as more but you’re auxiliary
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“Talk about a case of the mondays” I say while waiting to be checked out in A&E for a concussion
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Don’t y’all just hate being a eukaryotic being and a world designed to last forever?
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Offered to show someone my wizard staff They scoffed at the cheesy innuendo Disheartened, I cast hex causing them to have disadvantage on constitution checks and take an additional 1d4 necrotic damage on attacks I make against them Never let them know your next move
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
What is the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl? I propose this: Depressive eldritch nightmare boy
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Albeeno
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Always wondered: why do I relate to animals better than I do people? Ah, the truth? I am but three possums masquerading And we all want different things But we agree we like cheese, so we have that going for us I guess
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You’re seriously telling me that a Chicken, of all things, chowed this mein?
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My favourite part of Smiling Friends is when Smormu showed up and said “It’s Smormin’ time” and Smormed all over the place
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
🎂age: 26 going on 300 👤pronouns: He/him/it/bad dog 📏height: 5’10”~ 👟 shoe size: 12 💮zodiac: Leo 🚬smoke: na 🍃smoke: who’s asking? 🤐 🌹tattoos: 3 (not counting each finger) 👂piercings: 0 but I’ve considered it 🌈fav colors: Black, but sometimes purple 🍹fav drink: ungodly amounts of caffeine / scotch
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Instructions unclear For i have Balled too dang hard Penits stuck in hoop
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Guys be talking bout how they desperate for head, like my brother in sin the guillotine was invented as early as 1280
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Waking up at 7am on a Saturday feels like a cardinal sin I’m supposed to still be awake from last night this self-care stuff is whack
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Who up for lurking in a bog in the cool spring mists of the early hours and eating silly string straight from the can later?
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Byrd @byrdwyrdo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Shit has me so wired I feel like a poorly managed server farm from 2002
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