Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Friends who don't have to design for print have it so easy. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This trend of placeholder jerseys for a teams' first season in the PWHL sucks. Season one made sense but now it just feels like its an excuse to sell fans two jerseys.static.klipy.comAdam Sandler Thumbs DownAlt: Adam Sandler Thumbs Down 010
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love that the Hughes family hit their peak as a beloved hockey family in February and then decided they'd speed run down the other side of the mountain. 010
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I know this is a little p problem for baseball but there should be a third AAA league. 010
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I hate living on a planet that would be at the center of a "How closely should we follow the Prime Directive" episode of Star Trek. 120
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The BJ's book section is for people who don't go to book stores. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Currently, the best pro sports team in New England is the Maine Mariners. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026A 7-game series between the Adirondack Thunder and the Wichita Thunder. The winner gets to keep being the Thunder. The loser has to change their identity. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Whoever is telling WWE these names are good, please stop. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I once went up to CM Punk outside of a Nashville Predators game and feel lucky to this day that he didn't slap me. So phone guy can suck it. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Pro sports are going back to over the air networks but I'm stuck in New England where NESN is the only RSN making money. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 14/04/202699% Invisible wants me to feel bad for CB Bucknor for being bad at his job. No. 010
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I've always thought Kirk Herbstreit sucks. His dogs are probably cool. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Jesus came back from the dead to save our eternal souls. The Undertaker came back from the dead to kidnap Stephanie McMahon. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Fuck you. I shouldn't have to sign up for a streamer for one baseball game. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 16/03/202612 minutes in and Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere is the funniest movie of the year. But funny sad, not funny haha. Hilarious funny sad. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026We should change the name of New England to Best England to reflect it's superiority. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Pivoting from the message that they are all a bunch of weird little freaks who only want the worst for everyone was an unforced error. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 23/02/2026If he could read, I wonder how Brady Tkachuk would feel about the discourse about the gold medal celebration. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 11/02/2026NBC bait and switching the Olympics. Show the first few minutes of the Finland-Slovakia game and then telling you to watch the rest of it on Peacock. That sucks. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Saw a thing about Starfleet Academy dropping out of some streaming rankings. If you're just a fan of a thing and you care about the ratings or streaming numbers of that thing you're a loser. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Why would Pete Davidson go by Double P? There's only one P in his name. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Nothing sends me into an existential crisis more than not being able to think of a cover for the paper. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I hate seeing an interesting movie trailer to find out it's on some streamer. Just downer dystopian shit. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Calibri is woke according to the biggest dorks on the planet. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I enjoy Daniel Garcia's character pivot to annoying teen. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Is there a coordinated campaign to convince the world that Dave Portnoy's height insecurities are quirky and fun as opposed to sad and pathetic? 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I went to journalism school to learn how to be a graphic designer. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025No room for Mot the barber in that Lego Enterprise -d set? 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The bullpens should start their own front in the fight. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Fuck you to ESPN and YouTube TV. Billion dollar companies arguing over pennies. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 14/10/2025How many people in Ontario are thrown into a panic when they hear the song Kernkraft 400? 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 26/08/2025The thing I'm most proud of is no one has said to me, "Hey you would like this guy Jellyroll." 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Someone needs to check on Dean Cain. He's not doing well it seems. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Dodgers fans, I was calling James Tibbs 3 Big Time Tibby Jim. I hope someone sees this and takes the ball. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025The Dana White car commercial sounds straight out of an episode of South Park making fun of stupid car commercials. 000
Reposted by Mike HopeyThird Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · 27/07/2025This is Peak English 318011
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 26/07/2025They took the NESN 360 app, which already sucked, and made it suckier. 010
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 18/07/2025If Nurse Chapel is from Vermont does that mean she's heard an old recording of Phish? If they can play Jitterbug there at least has to be a partial record of YEM. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 18/07/2025You never see movies about corrupt fire fighters. Except for Backdraft I guess. 000
Reposted by Mike HopeySickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/07/2025Is this Josh Huepel or Gru? 13955
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I hope Coach Prime is able to make it over to one night of Phish. 000
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Baseball on the Fourth is Christmas for people who like bunting. 010
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I need the USF stadium to get built because playing in Raymond James in CFB25 is very depressing. 000
Reposted by Mike HopeyPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/06/2025If a colleague had the reliability rate of an LLM, they would be fired. If ordinary* software did, it would be uninstalled. LLMs require the chat format, because chat makes us party to the conversation. We insert the meaning ourselves - and hold it to a different standard. It's the mirror effect. 352758768
Mike Hopey @bymikehopey.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Remember when Deadspin used to have blogs that would pose a question in the headline and then the blog would be very short because the answer was obvious? 010
