Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 29/09/2026Listen, I love Wayne Rooney as much as the next person, but in 2010 Man City approached him and convinced him to hand the transfer request in. I would love to know what they promised him (and how they’d give it him) to join them back then, because it must’ve been significant. 201
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 29/09/2026I’ve been thinking a lot about this city thing the past few days and this is my take… If you were absolutely in the gutter, robbed a million quid from a bank and didn’t get caught - you spend the money on sending your kids to the best school in the country and they end up being top surgeons… 1/ 100
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 27/09/2026I was just thinking… to ensure city get a point deduction that would guarantee they’re relegated, you’d have to deduct the maximum they could win. 38 (matches) multiplied by 3 (points)? 114. Funny, that. 010
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 23/09/2026I think when all is said and done, Sir Jim Ratcliffe just isn’t a very nice human is he. Forget about sport and nonsense, he’s a classic villain. Get rid. 010
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 12/09/2026Just got back from watching Don’t Look Back In Anger at the cinema — well happy they used 19th July for the Heaton Park footage throughout, what a night 🤘 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 28/07/2026@andyburnham.bsky.social your social media coverage over the past 10 days (specifically) have been absolutely perfect - please get someone to include BlueSky as well, I feel like we’re missing out 🙏 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 14/07/2026Crazy that this is the first time France have changed time zone in the entire World Cup (compared to Spain changing 5 times!). They’ve only actually travelled ~2400 miles between venues so far as well, compared to Spain’s ~6400 😯 100
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 10/07/2026How would everyone feel if they rebooted Back to the Future in the same way Ghostbusters Afterlife did…? 🤔 100
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 06/07/2026Looking forward to Quansah having his suspension delayed until next year as well 👀 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 27/06/2026Reminder that all FPL forfeits need to be complete by the end of June 010
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 22/05/2026Took Pep 16 minutes to throw in the towel after Carrick was announced. Lost 100% of his games against him. 👀 😏 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 27/04/2026Really looking forward to one of the United players getting sent off tonight for not having their socks fully pulled up 030
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 22/04/202613 years ago tonight since THAT Van Persie goal v Villa 🤯 040
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 31/03/2026I really hope the Premier League announce the point deduction and relegation etc tomorrow morning so no one knows if it’s real or not 010
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 20/03/2026At least I’ve not got 24 day now to think about that terrible decision not to give Amad a pen. Robbed. 030
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 25/01/2026Carrick has managed 5 United games and beat Pep Guardiola, Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta (twice) and drawn with Tuchel. United DNA. 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 25/01/2026What in the lightbulb in a bag was Arteta doing to Madueke’s arm?! 🤣 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 25/01/2026We couldn’t have made it any easier for Arsenal today, Martinez even tried to put Gyokeres’ little mask on him at one point 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 25/01/2026United are the only team in the league not to lose in their last 5 games 👀 010
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 17/01/2026"In English, 'Man United', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'United ', so 'you're 'uniting men' 000
Darren Williams @bydarren.com · 11/01/2026Let Fletcher have it until after the City and Arsenal games, give the Interim who comes after a chance at least 000
