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I LOBE TYPOS! I like flowers and cats and my dumb hobbies.

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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bread- loaf chicken-wing protocol
A grey and white cat has an expression of ennui as he sits on the arm of the couchObserve the kitty's curled-under paws, wecall thos the turkey leg or chicken wing position
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's because of the Dune1 popcorn bucket
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The helpful critters send their best regards 😅
A black cat and a grey and white cat stare at you from the landing & stairs. Honestly,  they look kind of suspicious.  What did I do now??
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pants dance with Buddy😅 i tried to add a yoke at back- eyeballing was a terrible idea, but it definitely helps shape up the flat buns vs elastic waist situation 😅 it's the same Chanterelle pattern by Sew Liberated. I narrowed the leg and did a flat front+ more fit adjustments than previous times
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoot! Squawk! Bkark! Squee! (Bird noises there) I have added three new birds to my bird art shop store art gallery website, so someone can actually BUY them if they want, I know, how lucky would that person be!? 💨 www.chloecumming.com/birds
Serene soft mixed media wide head Ural owl Yellow faced chaotic masked lapwing, not a scientific diagram Flapping messy tawny owl on white paper
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HOW GREAT TRUE DETECTIVE IS Also seeing it again through the lens of elevated perimenopausal man-skepticism HOOOooo My rage could erase all darkness from the night sky😅 I'll make a flat circle outta yer FACE , etc Also holy shit True Detective
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y'ALL I have been invited to a wedding at a frikkin castle next summer ( for non- Euro friends, you myst understand that thos simply does not happen here, haha) anyway, my outfit:
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Fancy Imready: Woman in Blue Dress
Alt: Fancy Imready: Woman in Blue Dress sw7shing around being fancy
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like my cold wars ICE COLD youtu.be/cWx9sMQ4988?...
youtu.be
Mark Carney IMITATES Trump in HILARIOUS MOMENT: The room ERUPTS in laughter
YouTube video by Diario AS
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great, it's come home and there's a new skeleton on the couch- porch -etc season
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CBC leaking the assassination plans😅
Screenshot from a ' because news' comedy quiz show with Obama on the Canadian 20 dollar bill, and the caption ' how mad would he be if we put Obama on it?"
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My unsolicited middle aged marriage advice of the week is about frozen mangos in white wine while you admire your pet cats and watch Dark Matter and kitty-puppyvideos and take turns announcing why you think each other is cool😅😅😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Daniel Radcliffe in Guns Akimbo
Alt: Daniel Radcliffe in Guns Akimbo Bit narsty tbh His hands are nailed to some guns
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 10/09/2026
Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...
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Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC
“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises…
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jaws theme
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can never capture the after-dinner-murder-crazypants 😅
A little black cat sitting in a clawed-up grey armchair gives us crazy eyes. A big grey and white cat sits on the floor, looking worried Other cat has fled the scene.  Little black cat is flipped over in her chair Little black cat is now upright with sticky-up tail
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sticks thrown in/ retrieved from lake= 5 billion
A big smart never misbehaving golden sleeps under the picnic table and chairs after her extremely athletic day at the cottage
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So, renaming lake because big mad dookies=good happen Re-sizing world map because accuracy= not good happen 😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My question unto you is- how are we at difficult conversation?? Oli had one that was probably 6 months overdue, improving upon my record of 18 months overdue We are taught to measure progress vs perfection I got 1.5 bottles of wine in me, therefore have OPINIONS
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🦇Creepy Cass🦇 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🔞 @paprikass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stay away from wells! Keep your skin EXTRA DRY. Also, you're welcome! also also CHECK YOUR SHARING SETTINGS EVERYONE.
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🎶I doxx myself I'm middle aged on internet I love myself Don't serial kill me I don't want Anybody else The person wearing my skin Should be myself I WEAR MYSELF🎶
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GibbertyFlibbet @thecorrection.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Penthouse. The myth, the legend, the best peeler bar marquee in history.
The Penthouse, a peeler bar in Vancover, knocks another dinger out of the park with the marquee:

CAN'T HANDLE A POOL
BUT WANTS OUR LAKE?
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 28/08/2026
Then Assemblymember Dave Jones was inspired to create the fund after learning about the threats facing sea otters during a 2005 visit with his family to the Aquarium. Laird co-authored the original legislation. www.dailynews.com/2006/04/03/a...
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Assemblyman tries to save sea otters
SACRAMENTO – Assemblyman Dave Jones, D-Sacramento, was visiting the Monterey Bay Aquarium last summer when he and his family learned that the threatened California sea otter population is not thriving...
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
True crime: Did someone eat someone else's whisker? Exhibit A
Increasing close ups on a weird Lil scab on a grey and white cat's muzzle- it appears to be a whisker hole with NO WHISKER
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just saw this and started cackling again. Her little face😅😅😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know it doesn't dispel all bad world-things, but I DID get to pet a great dane and a chihuahua-weiner dog AT THE SAME TIME
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSVQpbjPs/
A tiktok screenshot of a Lil professor puppet with a ruler, pointing at a whiteboard to teach you some French
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Buscemi
Alt: It's Steve Buscemi saying ' jesus', it's the gif that comes up when you search for ghost world 😅 Thora Burch and baby Scarlett Johanssen!!
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was distracted, but sky is present?
A big dragonfly sits on a doorframe,with blue& cloud sky and a suburban parking lot behind him
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In Wab We Trust 🥰🥰
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Angela Stanfield Co-owner of 🇨🇦, on territory of Anishinabek FN @angel-ajs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In light of the recent events between 🇨🇦 and the 🥭, you may be happy to know we are only 850 signatures away from a quarter of a million signatures to get rid of the 🥭 ambassador, Hoekstra. #Canada #CanadaSky #cdnpoli #protestTrump #Never51 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7531 - Petitions
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Four funerals and a wedding
A bouquet of red dahlia, pink lisianthus,  thistle,  sunflower,  queen Anne 's lace
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ugh, Men
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YOUR HONOUR, I LOVE HER
A little black cat wearing a flower crown and sitting in the window.  She is doing the best triple chin crunchy offended face
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tom Waits, New Pornos, Aimee Mann? 😅😅😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We put a roof on the shed 😅😅 like, Shingling. Is that a word? Anyway, probably going to get hired by any roofing companies, but we are ready for the rain, our mega good-at-such-things neighbour gave us the thumbs up. PS. Every part of me hurts 😅😅😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I got the high-summer bitter-sweets xo
Flowers in blue, tangerine, pink, off-white- starring big local dahlia and juicy ol glads
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think i got fake newsed and Norway didn't officially boot the us ambassador. But they did it in my heart 😅😅😅😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Heyyyyy federal petition to get that douchebag US ambassador kicked the fuck out🤩🤩🤩 Norway did it! He can't go back! Plus a commission for investigating US Interference in our politics?? www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... Mr B says after 24 hrs ir so they just email you fo confirm yoyr identity
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Auntie, Mom and Eldest Niece saw a shooting star, littlest ones did not, but Tim Hortons drive thru hot chocolate and late night Achieved by all 😅😅😅
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@bukket1138.bsky.social Happy 28th Anniversary!!! We are playing your big poi song in yer honour 😅🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy 23rd anniversary to me& Mr B. We both forgot it was today. We made flowers and introduced niece to thai food and drank too much wine and made really good chicken tikka masala for family and spent extravagant money on a bowling lane and arcade tokens for tomorrow 😅😅 not a bad life
A couple of white pudgy dudes who have had a bit too much already sit in their living room with family. Mr b is pouring me a glass 9f wine from a tetracycline pack of wine strapped to his belt. He calls it his wine belt. Long story. Mr and mrsB in2003. They are in wedding dress and tux, on a roof with friends behind them.  they are so young and thin, and have so much hair. On their heads!
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You hate to see it. Rest in peace, Mr. Hansard youtu.be/ptayWtW1So8?...
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Glen Hansard and Lisa O'Neill Perform "Fairytale of New York" at Shane MacGowan's Funeral
YouTube video by Consequence
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My body is broken 😅 I went on a big slide with my tiny 6 year old niece, even though I was afraid. I went on a slightly less scary slide with my sister and we CACKLED a ton. I went on the kong river and almost lost my nephew😅 we were fighting for our lives when they started the wave machine
Splash down pool at a big raft water slide. People are queued up on stairs all aroundA lazy river style pool full of people in inner tubes. I pose gracefully in the foreground,  definitely not battered by water guns and wave pool
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sister mode / Auntie mode ACTIVATE 😅😅 Willbe drinking too much boxing and cackling with my sister plus hanging out with clevet excellent weird hilarious nieces& nephew fir three glorious weeks. My parents ( the hosts) are exhausted already 😅 whole house full of joy and nonsense
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Great tea and catch-up with @tigeraa23.bsky.social I am lucky to have cool friendos🥰🥰🥰
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We're watching Ginger Snaps again, and I forgot it was so puuuuuuuunnnnk🤟🤟🤟
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It isn't Putin behind the curtain! it's Cottonelle, Tushie and Pampers 🫨🫨🫨🫨 THINK about it. Covid?? Tp& bidet. Raw milk and diarrhea salad? EXPLOSVE PROFITS for big tp! Do your research
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think it's admirable those US politicians are working at sanctioning us in between bouts of explosive diarrhea. I know i know, they don't have as many school shootings in july, so that frees up their schedules a bit. But You have to remember, they do this job while drinking LEAD. Inspiring.
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW I AM BUILDING A FUCKIN ROCKET
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Birds @bybirds.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In Ontario, Canada, the premier keeps cutting our forest fire fighting and emergency preparedness budget. I keep voting against him, dudes
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