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Brad in TKPK

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He/him lefty folk singer in MD. (open.spotify.com/artist/2KIbMonEkiG…) Gripes about NIMBYs/Pedestrian Safety. Folk Fest: www.tpff.org DYK: Americans w/disabilities do not have marriage equality?

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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s the Air Force guy from The Simpsons point of the three medals he has regarding the parking lot. The Simpsons purple car has just passed him and there’s a blue vehicle approaching, and blue sky in the background, white banner across the road that you can’t see the text because the cars are driving towards
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Branson Reese oriole comic - the comic says “BALTIMORE ORIOLE BRANSON REESE
the oriole is there top left of four panels, and says:
HELLO.
I'M THE BALTIMORE ORIOLE!
Top right, the oriole is connecting at bat and they say “I love to play baseball”

Bottom left they are facing tail towards us and looking back, kinda pointing with a thumb, and they say “ALL MY BATHRODM STUFF
COMES OUT OF ONE
HOLE: MY CLOACA.” 
And bottom right looks like the bird is explaining itself, wings up like talking with its hands
“THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MY CLOACA BUT WHAT CAN, THEY DO? KILL My SON?
IT TURNS OUT HE WAS
JUST A BEACH BALL PAINTED WHITE. NOT A REAL EGG AT ALL! I TRULY AM THE LAST OF My KIND!”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Slumber party coming up, so I moved the Nazarenes and their cousin from Korea to the guest room for their own safety.
A classical martin guitar on a floor stand in front, with no pick guard and the reversal tuning pegs, which are orange if you zoom in but is not reallyy noticeable behind it is a similar steel string martin with a nifty scalloped pickguard and gilded style hardware, and a 12 string sigma behind it. There is a white dresser and a black piano on the edges of the frame and a light blue shirt hanging over a chair.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh fuck, the lantern flies have a taste for meat!
It said large photo of a chili cup at the Wendy’s drive-through, and there’s a spot in lantern fly who looks like it’s sitting on the inner rim of the cup about to eat some chili I guess. 
The cup is yellow with red riding, and you can tell. I guess that it says chili on it, even though you can’t read all the words, and there’s a black background, metallic, shiny border, like the stainless steel frame of this photo, there’s a baked potato in the background, cut up a little bit with sour cream evidence of one chive
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rock and roll. Ammonite!
Ammonite a rock band with a drummer ina light denim jacket, and three standers n black, two with guitars. And there’s stage manager in red.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It looks like he’s almost done reading this devastating paragraph, but he only understands 90% of the words.
At bottom is a photo of Kash Patel with his hand over his chin and part of his mouth, looking up, as if reading the paragraph above in an NYT article: “Former F.B.I. officials and cybersecurity experts who track criminal groups said that the breach appeared authentic and that it amounted to a potentially devastating security lapse and counterintelligence danger for the bureau. Among other concerns, the personnel information of F.B.I. officials, if posted on the dark web, could be acquired by foreign intelligence agencies in China, Russia or elsewhere and weaponized for espionage operations.”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look at this signature I found on Wikipedia
It says signature black letters above us in line and below. It is what it looks like an image of a signature. It’s all capital letters and it looks unlike signatures! It says M A C K L E M O R and then there’s a backwards E and an exclamation point. It’s underlined twice.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A nice blue and pink and a little bit of orange sunset against some clouds with trees in the fence in the foreground, and you zoom in there would be a dog at the corner of the fences. Pretty hard to make out.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sufjan looks like he’s trying to get Brett Goldstein attached to his script for “Untitled Carrie and Lowell Movie”
Sufjan with a dark brooding look and stubble and a bit of short dark hair with a dark shirt with the collar half up. Real tough looking.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can’t believe his music didn’t make me do this sooner but…
Ed Sheeran muted on Spotify
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“2/2” amazing
BlueSky post that has two ches in a bad Ai and the text is “Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.... • 12h
¿Qué Guevara?” And the new BlueSky threading notation says “2/2”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seymour Skinner doing that “prove me wrong kids” bit from Simpsons. Is a very wide shot of the cafeteria, you can see six tables mostly occupied, Mrs Krabaple is there across from Skinner, and he’s standing up with his arms out of his sides. There’s lunch trays and most of the kids are watching. For some reason Bart and Lisa eat lunch at the same table. Milhouse is nowhere to be seen. I spot Ralph and Martin and maybe Janie.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck a jet overhead. —this dude
Black dog with a white patch on its chest and a little bit on its paws and…uhh…underparts…laying sideways on a tan rug with his eyes open.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Last time we did containers all put for a year was a good time.
Lots of flower pots with yellow sunflowers, pink and red zinnias, some yellow poppy and red dragon breath with a white shed and grass behind it.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just before midnight on the east coast I was about to fall asleep and something stirred me. I realized the time, peeked out the window, and took a photo through the glass. The clouds plus the lens effect rules, IMO. #eclipse #lunareclipse
A cloudy nightsky photo with the partially eclipsed moon and a Lens effect next to it of just the top sliver which is not eclipsed
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#RIPYayoiKusama it’s a fish-eye shot but that’s a ~7 year old there, for perspective.
A polka dotted room with a huge polka-dotted pumpkin and a small person in a mask.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who wore it better:
Dolly Parton in black lingerie from a movieTim Curry in black Lingerie from a movie.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also speaking of Stallone, this Copland book I got for kids is not as bloody as the movie.
A youth book cover with a piano and a player and two dancers and a dog playing as if the lid of the piano was a steeet. Text says “COPLAND
A Story About
America
AND
VERONICA MANG”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My kid’s teacher is on the ball.
Screen grab of an email - the Email text says “Hi Parents,
We had a great day 1! I loved your kids energy and enthusiasm. Tomorrow we are going to do a brief group project on Dolly Parton. It'll be her background, how she helped others, and interpret/ decipher lyrics. It would be great, if possible, if you can listen to a song or two (or more) with your 5th grader so they have a little background infor tomorrow. If you can't get to it, no worries. Thanks.”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Jalens song guy with a screebgrab of him, HB Rainey “why it’s so many Jalen’s in the nba?! And the “I wonder chin smiling emoji.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is by far the best photo I got on that trip, on the docks when we got back.
An egret on the side of a boat- it is a tall white bored with a long dark bill.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Those of us with 14” Beagles don’t even grasp how big the squash is. Gracie says hello!
A tri-color beagle with her chin down on a grey couch cushion and her butt sitting below it pit of view.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Reid Machine in NC:
JR Reid in his North Carolina jersey cutting down the net after a win with left hand up in a fist and the other holding the rim with a scissor in there. He has a blue jersey that says “NORTH” then “34” then “CAROLINA” in rows, he has a tight two inch flattop with a notch front left, and there is someone (presumably a cheerleader) holding a blue pom-pom in the frame to his right. He is smiling like he won something!
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was about to take a training on Udemy and…maybe it’s just that name…
It’s a training title card with two of the same person shown as the instructor, and his name both times is “Dan Sullivan”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Goes like this when I search for you - quirky website :) I will send you a Gmail!
BlueSky screenshot of a DM attempt: “Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net can't be messaged”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Spotted this a while back on one of the MOCO 250 things I have a *very* non-sequitur connection to her :)
A poster that says 

ELECT
SHANNON
"FOR SURE"
SCHOOL BOARD '82.

And a shoulders-up photo of a dark skinned woman’s with curly black hair and dark glasses wearing a dark striped shirt with a white collar.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@takomaparkmd.gov do you know why I got three of the Takoma Park News and city guide in my mail this week? It seemed like they came three days in a row, but maybe they were spaced out. I don’t need another one on Monday, I promise.
Is the Takoma Park City guide - from Fall, 2026 and advertise classes, programs and services and more. There is a photo of three kids in Halloween costume costumes on the front. There are three this city guide on a table and three Takoma Park News local newspapers behind it. I was delivered three by mistake.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#NotAllBrads
Two posts, one is me being a wiseass about Doug Burgam and one is a guy called Brad. Ring a huge dick to tressi McMillan cotton
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this image from when you look up the seven seals on Wikipedia is excellent.
It’s an image centered on a lamb opening a book of the seven seals and there is a bunch of people around with crowns, holding out crowns and stuff and couple Services or whatever man holding the book might supposed to look like that guy from the third Indiana Jones, he has a long beard and long hair and mustache kinda like a wizard character, and there’s angels and fire and clouds and stuff.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not the cleanest rendition but that ain’t what it’s about. #RIPGlenHansard
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Might have been Columbia house but…
The album cover for Blues Traveler’s album four, it’s a bright green background, with half of the face of a cartoon cat, which is black, with stylized, pink and purple and red, and blue glasses for some reason
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
More like good day.
Map with an intersection named “sunshine”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MAHUH????
A photo of a person in medical gear giving a forehead thermometer reading to a child in a car. Text has photo credit to The Washington Post/Getty Images and says
“BREAKING NEWS
The U.S. has recorded more measles cases in 2026 than in any other year since the disease was declared eliminated in 2000.”
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol this face
This is an animated Simpsons screen.

Martin is looking back at Bart, about to rip on him. He looks ready to score. White shirt, sandy blonde hair I guess. Yellow skin. The background is a green wall and a classroom.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This angle does not serve me well here but when u walk from the farmer’s market towards the front of ACE it is different.
A motorcycle of sorts propped into a wheelie - orange parts on the body and two diagonal poles holding up the front. It is maybe stylized like steampunk a bit but not heavily. extra gears and such, and long odd skinny handlebar setup. Like a person would have to armpit these handlebars if they were seated
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sharing a cat my kid traced from a 3-D object and then added colors and the excellent hat.
A cartoon cat with pink and purple mottling and a black hat with ears sticking through it.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Come see the latest indie sensation Beneficial Eels. They’re not like Eels.
Text of a news alert:

Logo is a black background and a stylized “B” from local news outlet “The Banner”

Headline reads: Just keep swimming
now
 Text says: How scientists are helping mysterious, beneficial eels reclaim Maryland rivers

There is a small photo you can really make out - it’s an eel
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This was supposed to have a graphic from tv.
The posted for a show called hey dude on Nickelodeon had five characters dressed vaguely western,
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We have a beagle called Gracie and a mutt called Sunny!!!
A beagle and a black dog ona chwckered black and white blanket.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am cleaning in this shirt
It’s a white man with short hair and round glasses and hardly any facial hair wearing a great T-shirt that says a reservation dogs and has the four characters from the show reservation dogs in a silhouette style like from Reservoir dogs
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is him not you.
Burns with long grey hair and beard in white PJs, holding the spruce moose prototype
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’ll never find this, but somewhere is a photo of this guy laying in front of my Roland Blues Cube.
Black dog on a rug and there is a bagel peaking out from a green chair
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This one is not even real, like wtf???
Steve Carlton on a baseball card as a San Francisco Giant
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Steve Carlton on a baseball card as a white Sox player.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They just kept coming. You can see the one’s tongue. 🪶
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
;)
Simpsons screen that says “Maris?” And it’s Bart around the head of David Hyde pierce’s character from that one sideshow bob where he has a brother. Nice hombre red to yellow sky and some blue “evergreen” trees, and they are on a cliff, I guess.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Heron on the long branch at Jackson Ave bridge. I scared it out from under the bridge by accident.
It’s hard to make out, but there’s a long necked gray bird standing in the shallow water with rocks and greens around it
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I like how this new fan has a nuclear setting
It’s the top of a tower fan, mostly gray with a little green wall behind it and the fan has four buttons on it. One of them looks like a circle with arrows pointing out parallel to one another in opposite directions from the top of the bottom one looks like a circle with two lines in it simulating the face of a clock at 3 am or pm I guess, the third button looks like the nuclear symbol, but it’s supposed to look like a three bladed fan, and the fourth one is a traditional power symbol circle with the little line through the top of the circle ending about the middle of the circle
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Redheaded stranger 🪶 I’ve been seeing mostly black vultures up close for years now for whatever reason. As an aside - I’ll be watching the missing dog signs around here. Not fun to see that part.
A turkey vulture on a perch - mostly greens behind, it’s a brown branch of a fallen tree. The bird is brown and its head is reddish.A turkey vulture on a different perch from an other photo on this post - mostly greens behind plus a bit of blue sky, it’s on a dead branch of a living or dying tree. The bird is brown and its head is reddish, and its wings are spread a good bit so you can see its large wing feathers and fat tail feathers
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fat burrrb 🪶
A stout, white and gray bird standing in the water with a little bit of green and you can sort of make out of shadow
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