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@bwildered2.bsky.social
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Mistake maker. Kobo junkie. Flight risk. Layabout. European. East Midlands, UK. #LCFC 💙

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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14h
Don’t play with electricity.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve really enjoyed this international break. Four great England performances from the best bunch of players we’ve had for years. #ENGCZE
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14h
I’m in the UK. I’ve been to the US several times. I worked for a US-based company. I don’t understand how Trump became electable. Over here he was always regarded as a fat clown with a bad comb-over.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14h
It wasn’t until he went to Bayern that he got the credit he deserves. Still world class.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14h
Another fabulous performance.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 20h
US fuel prices are dirt cheap. We pay double in the UK. £1.80 per litre which is approx $9.04 per US gallon (at $1.3265/£ exchange rate). Please start fewer wars and elect some normal humans.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 20h
I heard Jeremy Vine extol the virtues of convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer at lunchtime. He was as bent as Farage.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 20h
Americans are moaning about petrol prices - they call it gas, but it’s a liquid - so I just did some research. Based on an exchange rate of $1.00 = £0.75, US FUEL IS DIRT CHEAP. Today, US average price £0.87 per litre. UK average price £1.75 per litre. A fat demagogue bombed Iran.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Confusing. It’s like the time this happened.
Prince Harry wearing hiviz and Camilla.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two fine, upstanding, authoritarian regimes, there. 🛢️
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pervert
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We bought an inflatable collar so Gertie couldn’t scratch a wound. She loves it - won’t take it off.
Cockapoo wearing a blue inflatable collar, staring at the camera. Cockapoo wearing a blue inflatable collar, asleep. Cockapoo wearing a blue inflatable collar, sitting in a white car and staring out the window.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who would have thought that a deeply unpleasant petrostate’s sportswashing project would end this way?
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I took a shower yesterday and kept my glasses on by mistake. I thought I was having a stroke.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a £270 garden centre voucher. I spent it on a battery powered lawnmower. I think of those losers slaving away whilst I’m mowing with their money.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abu Dhabi Dooooo
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like that you like this.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People that organise team-building events should be jailed.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She is. Utterly heartless.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You absolutely do not. I gave up on FAM after season 1. Star City is on another level. Great cast (all British)
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve just finished Star City. A terrifying space race thriller set in Soviet Union. Superb. 9/10.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re in the East Midlands. Our ‘local’ news comes from Anglia in Norwich. 115 miles away. When we lived 300M down the road we got East Midlands.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not even the RNLI can save him.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👋
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LLLOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Correct
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m hoping he’ll have smoked himself to death before the next election.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried that. Rubbish.So as not to waste it I used it when I laid some slabs.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just got Gertie from the groomer and she looks like she’s been in the Betty Ford Clinic.
Cockapoo wearing a big autumnal bow.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve got the washing out.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had high (bad) cholesterol but have managed it through diet rather than meds. Chickpeas or lentils are in just about every meal we cook. I don’t eat cheese (unless unavoidable) and butter is a killer. Kids that eat ready meals at home and fried dinners at school will eventually pay the price.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whilst more climate-aware regions of the world are shocked that the American electorate can be so stupid as to enable all this, it’s a lack of education on climate change that makes it hard for them to understand the consequences, even when they experience droughts, floods and extreme temperatures.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If only they had a massive majority.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I’m not having my kids eating low fat beans and pulses that are high in protein and fibre. Give ’em liver and onions. Never did me any ‘arm”….etc
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s really annoying that 99.9% of the public would never abuse RNLI volunteers yet those that do are controlling the narrative.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Keep religion out of supermarkets.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go check that your plane’s been serviced.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Swindon won.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We (Leicester) hung on for a 4-3 win having been 4-1 up. 13th in League 1 is sobering.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It must have taken longer to type out the alt text than it did to make Amy.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All the hundreds of millions of pounds that Spurs have spent on cack players could have funded the RNLI for a decade. Football is mental.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Take your turn.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Try painting with a brush.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So good looking but she looks like a man?
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve just looked up who invented Tupperware. Earl Tupper developed flexible, durable, and lightweight plastic containers while working with polyethylene slag. I’m guessing she was a work colleague.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Agreed. The volunteers are crazy but so brave.
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bwildered2 🚩 @bwildered2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*fascists
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