boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me, having a heated argument with my wife: MacGyver would never engineer a weapon! He uses his skills to get out of scrapes. YOU DON'T KNOW MACGYVER LIKE I DO! 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Foraging today, and Aleks found a red-capped boletus! Very excited to cook this one! 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Are cities going to start releasing red balloons from storm drains in honor of Curry? 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Why let all these other beloved 80-year-olds hog the spotlight? 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Justin Bieber in a statement on Dolly Parton: "She was truly inspiring. Were she alive, she would have been a belieber." 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Visiting my wife's family in Poland, and, because I wanted to know, I looked up how Smaug is named in their copy of Lord of the Rings to find out it's still Smaug. It's written out "smok Smaug." That's as if a fantasy writer decided to name their dragon Drogon or something similarly stupid. 110
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Avengers: Doomsday homework: 1. The King of New York 2. The Color of Money 3. The Aviator 4. Gangs of New York 5. Silence 6. The Last Temptation of Christ 7. The Age of Innocence 8. Kundun 9. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore 10. Hugo 11. Casino 12. The Departed 13. Raging Bull 14. Bringing Out the De 001
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don my herring-bone jacket with leather elbow pads, enter the study and shut the oaken door leading thereto. My family hears faintly Bach's Goldberg Variations accompanied by my occasional chuckle and exclamation, "Oh, Calvin! Heavens, such fresh impudence!" 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Take a break from online; staying informed is important but not so much to neglect the here and now around you. Since you are here online anyway, use @mishellbaker.bsky.social 's prompt to focus on what matters. Then set your phone aside, read a book, go walking, cook a dish, the like. 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I trust the Ghost of Christmas Past has the prequel material covered to my liking. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Pretty sure you just need a small girl to eat food from his banquet table to wake McConnell up. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Free book at Project Gutenberg: The spoon : with upwards of one hundred illustrations, primitive, Egyptian,… www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/79020gutenberg.orgThe spoon : with upwards of one hundred illustrations, primitive, Egyptian,…Free eBook digitized and proofread by volunteers. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Easily my favorite #Supernatural catchphrase: "I'm the Crowley, gotta love me!" 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Happy Algal Bloomsday! "The reflecting pool, the snotgreen reflecting pool, the scrotumtightening reflecting pool." 📷: Eric Lee, Reuters 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026A horror movie where people watch a hideous, clawed monster twice the size of a moose tear people in half in front of them, and then as they watch they say, "Oh, this is not real; an exaggeration if anything." 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Yesterday was loooooooong. It felt like a Monday too – some kind of "Monday Thursday." 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026@rianjohnson.bsky.social, my wife and I just rewatched Wake Up Dead Man, and I want to know if @noahsegan.bsky.social is intended to be the Knives Out Pat Roach. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026"You drag me before the court on some made-up charges of arson, but none of you have given one thought to how much corn our farmers have produced this season!" 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026#NoAd Heads-up, Dunkin' is selling their annual pooping butt donuts again! 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If Jonny Greenwood had a problem with his music being used in the Melania documentary, then why did he perform at TP USA's Kid A halftime show? 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I can't wait for TP USA's next All-American Halftime Show, featuring Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 31/01/2026They're called ABBA because that is the rhyme scheme they always use. #abba 001
Reposted by boringKitNCaboodle @kitncaboodle.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Not deporting actual US citizens isn't that big of an ask. And yet Dems failed at even this. 1131
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Does @stephenking.bsky.social know about Garth Marenghi? @mikeflanaganfilm.com, you have collaborated with both the real-world author and @mrholness.bsky.social; do you have the answer? 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 26/12/2025On my 33rd birthday, my uncle gifted me ... ONE GOLDEN RING! 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 18/12/2025The Neverending Story (1984), directed by Wolfgang Petersen Runtime 94 minutes Zero stars #filmsky 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I have heard too many people I know in real life refer to Jenny as the bad guy in Forest Gump, and she isn't. She is a victim of the filmmakers. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Fawning reappraisals of North, starring Elijah Wood, commencing in 3, 2 ... 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Bob Dylan's partner asks him whether he went number two yet. Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Name a better first album than Ultimate Alternative Wave. You can't. What's your favorite track of #BTS first album? Mine is their self-titled "Built to Spill." #BTSArmy 320
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I love the Tron: Ares soundtrack so much I could not possibly mar the experience by watching the film itself. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful ... Listener: Ah, thanks! Aguilera: No matter what they say ... Listener: Who said? What did they say? 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Hey, Hollywood talent scouts! Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation. Don't miss out on this opportunity! 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Unless he gives a speech where he demonstrates how to drink water or walk up a gentle incline, I won't believe it. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I suppose I am a Luddite, but I must take my business somewhere human workers are prioritized above AI. @duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play. 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 01/06/2025The Duffer Brothers need to prioritize shooting Oingo Boingo to the top of the Billboard with their last season of #StrangerThings! #Justice4OingoBoingo! 020
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Me, a production assistant, when the studio boss steps into the same elevator as me: My idea is King Ralph, but this time, it's the Pope! 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Today my wife started thinking about Dexter and asked how he disposes of the plastic sheets. When I said he throws them into the Bay Harbor with the bodies, she got extremely upset about the pollution. "'Bay Harbor butcher'? More like the 'Bay Harbor dick'!" 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Tech articles from the early aughts were all, "Once they invent green lasers, it will be game changer for projection TVs!" 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I've seen this first photo of the future Pope Francis during his time in Argentina, but not a lot of people know he was also in Brazil. 010
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025People often refer to the generation of my grandfather, who fought in the Pacific theater during World War II, as "The Greatest Generation." What they're conveniently forgetting is that once while visiting my parents Granddaddy licked a butter knife and put it back in the drawer without washing it. 000
boring @bwestleg.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The Senate should have taken a sick day. Quite a few members apparently caught brain worms. 000
