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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed

@bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live now 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tuesday morning mood. My Part 1 recap of “Destiny Rides Again” is alive and well and ready to be read at the 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sunday evening mood. My Part 1 recap of “Destiny Rides Again” is live and ready for your attention at the 🔗 in bio.
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So now you can look at it. And lament the non-triumphant return of Rick, played by IRL bootlicking fascist swine, Dean Cain 🔗 in bio to read all about it in my Part 1 recap of “Destiny Rides Again” and then throw up in your mouth a little
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yikes. You might prefer to watch a Gladiator-style fight to the death on the white trash White House lawn rather than reading my Pt 4 recap of “A Presumption of Innocence.” Just kidding! No one wants anything to do with that desecration of our country! But still: click the 🔗 in bio at your own risk
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The 🌹of this episode: these two have never looked hotter The thorn of this episode: every single other thing going on My Part 3 recap of “A Presumption of Innocence” is live on Substack now 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You guys? I fucking hate this episode 🔗 in bio if you really feel the need to read my Part 3 recap. I can’t believe I’m looking forward to the next ep and the triple whammy of (1/2)
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
How I’ve looked since November 5th, 2024. And also after watching and writing about Part 1 of “A Presumption of Innocence.” 🔗 in bio to read all about it and then be as sickened as me
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Blech. This one. I had forgotten how repulsive it is. And with that ringing endorsement, head to the 🔗 in bio and prepare to be all the way grossed out
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My Part 4 (and final) recap of “Home and Away” irrefutably proves that line dancing eradicates racism. So Electric Slide yourself on over to the 🔗 in my bio and read all about it
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My Part 4 recap of “Home and Away” is somehow already done and live on Substack 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A writing schedule? I don’t know her, but I somehow managed to bust out the Part 3 recap of “Home and Away” in a week. Part 4 will drop sometime in September, probably 🔗 in bio to read a true feat in Sad Lady blogging
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hey. Everyone’s finally coming around to my whole Brandon Fucking Suuuuucks theory in my Part 2 recap of “Home and Away.” Swipe through to see the reactions of people in the throes of dealing with an exhausting, insufferable, furrow-browed MENACE and then click the 🔗 in bio to read all about it
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A shiny and new recap for your Saturday evening reading pleasure 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I would say I cycled through all of the faces made in these screengrabs today, but tbh, it was mostly an approximate 24 hour combo of Kelly + ➡️ Brandon (I looked like the latter as I was leaving voicemails for Keebler Elf in DEMON form, Mike Johnson, and doing laps through my house) (1/3)
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy Easter. And not in the phony, “I’ll reign [sic] Fire & Fury upon your ‘Civilians’ and do Crime during war because of All of My LETHALITY and tremendous Deal-Making skills even While Sundowning. FAKE NEWS. HORMUZ. 24, no 48, no 336 hours!” way that some people wish it (1/2)
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Come for the merciful conclusion of a really boring episode of television; stay for the dramzzzz involving the love triangle that instilled in 12-year-old me the theory that anyone you ever love will fuck you over eventually 🤷🏼‍♀️ 1/2
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I swear the blog is still *mostly* about Beverly Hills, 90210 🔗 in bio to my god forsaken 4th and final recap of “Highwire,” may we never speak of it again
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
No man wearing THAT tank top & actively emotionally cheating on his gf w/ her best friend w/ whom he recently physically cheated has ANY right to look this good. You’re fired from life, Mr. McKay 🔗 in bio to my Pt 3 recap of “Highwire” where u can read all about it while being enraged + hot/bothered
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
We’re talking political rage, proactivity + next steps, and the combined atrocities of Steve’s IQ and Brandon’s self-righteousness, all in my Part 3 recap of Highwire, also known as a good time to take a nap 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
In case you need a break 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
You’ll love him (mostly because he looks like THAT) only to hate him mere moments later ➡️ when 😒 Read all about it in my latest recap of Pt 1 of Highwire, the TV episode equivalent of crushing & snorting a 24-ct box of Benadryl tablets & washing them down with several saucepans of warm milk 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Substack? I DO know her. We’re giving it a tryout 🔗 in bio for my Part 1 recap of the snooziest snoozefest this side of your Sealy Posturepedic, “Highwire.”
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The Gang is exiting 2025 just as I am: 1. Seething; 2. Haughty; 3. Disgusted; 4. Stink-eyed; 1/2
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Me when someone stands too close to me in the check stand line at the grocery store, which always. My Part 4 recap of “The Back Story” coming soon, but you can dig into Part 3 now at the 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Choose Your Fighter: Downfall of Democracy Edition Brandon Category 1. Belligerence with a side of sassy prick ➡️ 2. Shock and awe ➡️ 3. I can’t believe how fucking stupid fascism actually is 1/4
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hold the phone - you’re telling me the Part 3 recap of “The Back Story” just FINALLY dropped? I better go click the 🔗 in my bio and check it out ASAP so as to avoid ➡️ falling into a pit of distress like Brenda here
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yes, Brenda, this is exactly how I looked at you over the course of Part 2 of “The Back Story” ➡️ as you naively cozied up to the part-human, part-Camel Crush who’s OBVIOUSLY going to take advantage of you and inevitably throw you under the 18 wheels of 1/
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Wow everything IRL is THE WORST but at least I can look to the BH90210 gals and lose myself in the absolute sartorial smokeshow they’re putting on this episode 🔥🔥🔥 check it out for yourself by reading my part 1 recap of “The Back Story” at the 🔗 in bio #beverlyhills90210
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
What the show should’ve been called. My Pt. 1 recap of “The Back Story” - one of my faves of the season, mostly because CLOTHES - coming soon. The 2nd image shows how Brenda SHOULD’VE addressed her buttinsky brother, but I’ll take any version of “shut up, Brandon Walsh” that I can get.
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
And if someone you love is experiencing a mental health crisis, don’t act like Jim Walsh 👇🏻#worldmentalhealthday
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
On this World Mental Health Day, realize that therapy is great! But maybe opt for a professional who doesn’t force you to sit awkwardly side by side as you share your tales of woe.
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Three images that represent the basis of my Never Trust Anyone origin story that began at the age of 12; a belief system that’s still going strong to this day. Thanks, tv! 🔗 in bio to read all about the storyline my not-fully-formed frontotemporal lobe wasn’t ready for in ‘92
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Feeling lonely? Despondent? At the end of your ever-loving rope? Never fear: my part 4 recap of “A Song of Myself” drops tomorrow night to provide you with 10ish minutes of reprieve and endorphins
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happy 35 years since the monstrosity that was Brandon’s mullet appeared on our screens in the “Pilot” episode of BH90210. Our lives were never the same from that day forward.
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Donna needs a hot oil treatment; Brenda needs to get a clue➡️Dylan needs to get his filthy cheating lips and paws off Brenda➡️Kelly needs to take some goddamn accountability➡️& the character of Gil needs to have never been written in the 1st place all in my pt 3 recap of A Song of Myself @ the 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My part 3 recap of “A Song of Myself” makes its diva debut tonight
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Kelly’s face encapsulates my general feelings about Part 2 of “A Song of Myself” - eh - except when it comes to ➡️ Brandon’s Smarm Douche Everything, in which case ➡️ Andrea’s rightful hell-hath-no-fury face sums them up pretty tidily. Read all about it at the 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Tomorrow night: take a peek at my part 2 recap of “A Song of Myself” when it drops on the blog
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I don’t have kids but feel left out of posting “first day of school” pictures to the grid, so here’s my contribution. It’s their last first day of high school EVER. The tears, they flow; the time, how it’s flown (1/3)
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Nikki’s face is your face after I tell you that my Part 1 recap of “A Song of Myself” hits the blog tomorrow night, so sac up and get ready to READ like 1989 Billy Dee Williams prepared you for
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
In my part 4 recap of Castles in the Sand, you’ll discover how to costume-change into basically the same outfit as your cheating partner, confess your own misdeeds with a very boring cardboard cutout of a man whilst traveling abroad and then…(1/2)
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My part 2 recap of Castles in the Sand is ROUGH, but at least we have the soothing presence of Brenda and Donna’s friendship + their enviable beach attire to distract us from 1) wh*te nationalism; 2) shifty, lowdown cheaters; and 3) Mel Silver, Sexual Deviant DDS 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Brandon’s one redeeming quality. My Part 2 recap of Castles in the Sand coming soon.
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Nothing says “mAdE fOr EaCh OtHeR” like watching your dirtbag-in-arms affair partner slumber. Join me as I rage out - some more, again, forever - over this forbidden fruit of a relationship in my Pt 1 recap of Castles in the Sand 🔗 in bio #beverlyhills90210 #beverlyhills #dylanmckay #kellytaylor
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
No one anywhere ever should use the phrase “making love,” so hard agree Dyl-hole. I’m back in the saddle of recapping-in addition to continuing to track the downfall of the US and being sick to my stomach on the daily - & my pt. 1 synopsis of Castles in the Sand will be coming soon…ish. Stay tuned!
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Had hoped that an Armageddon-style asteroid had reigned terror down upon Earth in this moment if only to relieve us of having to deal with these 2 degenerates’ non-deep, non-meaningful ~Forbidden Love~ for 2/3 of Season 3, but alas. Check my Pt 4 recap of Shooting Star/American in Paris 🔗 in bio
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Coming soon! #beverlyhills90210 #beverlyhills #bh90210 #shootingstaramericaninparis
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Brenda Walsh is Always Best Dressed @bwalshbestdressed.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Vibes since January 20th, 2025 #beverlyhills90210 #bh90210 #beverlyhills #andreazuckerman #gabriellecarteris
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