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Buzz Lightbeer

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I like beer, I like Texas, I like…Texas beer

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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HOLLERING
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Absolutely cucked by Meigs
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Replacements
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rub it in why don’t you
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cam Coleman First-Team All-Mutant (I mean wtf is this srsly)
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social The Apostles were painted by a Methodist preacher turned painter. This nugget at the end of his backstory absolutely threw me www.wbu.edu/news-and-eve...
Portrait of a Humble Servant
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Short
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Où vont-ils, Chuck?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is it a Methodist thing? My church growing up had those, too
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My hearts on fire for Messiah
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gotta work hard, the AL West is trying to steal their bit
The AL West ripping off the AL Central’s annual mid-off
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- Felt the need to defend myself re: not mowing my own lawn
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- Started waking at 4 for newborn, continued to so I can get some peace and quiet - Began using that time to stretch because my neck and back were so tight I couldn’t move without hurting - Had to hire mowers (no time with 2 under 2), I pine for the lawn and grumble about the quality of their work
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Can Arsenal do it on a humid night in Houston?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
HOOK EM
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Maddening to get this close www.82-0.com/share?id=6oX...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ordering “the Blizzard” is like walking into a bar and ordering “a beer”. Has this man set foot in a DQ before?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
How is there always something more incriminating? At this point, I half expect them to be the ones who hired the Sedona photographer because getting caught is their kink
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jets take Carson Beck
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Chi McBride cashing an easy check
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sure, our domestic labor needs to get here *somehow*, but do we have to see *all* of the poors?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
da Vinci’s Vitwuvian Man not as big a hit as the original
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You don’t usually see breaking stuff that slow- gotta be a tough adjustment when they don’t practice Satoria, and they ain’t got no crystal ball
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Money Plane
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 22/02/2026
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I was driving back to Corpus from a friend’s wedding and got an ENGINE MALFUNCTION indicator around Sierra Blanca. Spent the next 6.5 hours to the San Antonio city limits clenched up
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
America’s greatest marketing guru
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I can’t even imagine another Chuck Howley, you’d need a game as ugly as the 2018 Cheez-It Bowl
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Should maybe have moved it back and to the left
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I think that’s supposed to be the di Suvero out front of the Museum of Art, but the placement is… unfortunate
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Always a good rule of thumb to not do something the Jets did
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Texans defense is trying so hard here
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Reckless challenge, last man, gotta be a red card on Pineiro there
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This has been my go-to recipe: youtu.be/L7yV_ctYOVs?...
youtu.be
Stanley Tucci shows how to make a perfect Negroni cocktail at home l GMA Digital
YouTube video by Good Morning America
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Only SEC team to win their bowl so far? Upgrade that to Means More
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What pie is Peyton Hillis in this scenario?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m more pissed that it just describes a regular pepperoni pizza. How is that “Texas”? It’s not even a XXL, it should either be a XXXL or have *something* regional
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
“Willie ran into his burning house to save his guitar and a pound of weed” sounds like a bit, and what Beatles story is better than that?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
By all accounts, Quinnen Williams is a great player. Why do the Cowboys need 3 DT’s, though?
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Tough break for Gundy
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Along that same line, in how many of those 32 losses did the losing team convert the 2? If they did, going for 2 gave them a better chance of winning even if they still lost
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Man, if the Cowboys had paid Micah, we wouldn’t get to see Bland get burned like that for the next 4 years
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
If he’s offering to let us literally throw him into a river, I’ll pony up for a ticket to that Packers game
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Comforting myself that their last long snapper retired when he was 40
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Go (love)Birds
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This grid brings me back to MLB 2K13. Could use some L.J. Hoes, maybe a dash of Brandon Barnes or Jordan Lyles
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Buzz Lightbeer @buzzlightbeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Oh my, they’re gonna hang 60 on Bill
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