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will (peaceful, friendly)

@buymyhubs.com
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just a happy guy - all threats/speech made from this account are for the sake of comedy and not to be taken seriously - emoji lover ❤️ - government entities DNI - buymyhubs.com

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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/10/2026
Damn it anyway
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/10/2026
Fantasizing about driving a fuel efficient car to another state and eating at Red Lobster
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 24/09/2026
@chiblee.bsky.social I know this is going to sound insane and out of no where but I need your help right now bro
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/07/2026
I’m happiest when eating a spoonful of butter
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 29/05/2026
The love of your life is going to be at the DMV tomorrow. You got this
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 28/05/2026
They’ve just unveiled the new computer for 2026
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/05/2026
I found out about Google yesterday. I haven’t stopped searching since
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/01/2026
My friends are beautiful
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 06/11/2025
I’m spilling the beans. I keep spilling my beans. They’re getting dirty…
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 23/10/2025
I love milk! 😄
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 02/10/2025
Just ate some food I found outside. It was warm and brought me great pleasure
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 22/09/2025
I love Tylenol because it makes my brain feel good after I finish my math homework. The Tylenol is the incentive to get my worksheet done
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 22/09/2025
I smell like Will
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 21/09/2025
Some food is salty, some is sweet. But sometimes, a fella like me could go for something bitter and nasty
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 20/09/2025
Eating my favorite meat today #blessed
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 18/09/2025
I almost wet the bed last night. I had a dream I was entered into a peeing contest at the state fair. My saving grace was the large crowd of people who came to watch. I couldn’t urinate with that kind of pressure, even in a dream.
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 17/09/2025
I love the smell of social media. It smells beautiful
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 08/09/2025
Spending time alone with my computer. This thing can handle so many websites it’s unbelievable
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 03/09/2025
My favorite food? It’s butter. I love the sweet and salty creaminess my tongue feels when I pop a stick of that stuff in my mouth. Butter can only be improved by increasing the amount you have
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 23/08/2025
I love the way my wife smells.
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 22/08/2025
I’m inventing new ways to have fun! I’ve recently discovered that certain parts of my body are able to bring me immense joy
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 20/08/2025
I counted to 100 today. I could count higher if I wanted to, but I got bored
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 18/08/2025
Sunday night. Which means I get to wake up early tomorrow and have a great day of interacting with all my favorite coworkers
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/08/2025
Just took a shower purely for the joy of having a clean body
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/08/2025
I have the gift that’s allows me access to solving the Rubik’s cube. You have to be born with the gift, and I was one of the lucky few. None of my friends have this gift but I love them anyway
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 15/08/2025
I can’t shake this sinking feeling that everything is going to be okay in the end
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 15/08/2025
I had a dream last night that everyone loved you. I woke up and it was real
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 17/04/2025
Everyone is using my favorite toilet right now. I will just have to wait.
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 13/03/2025
I still pay with coins. Anyone else still bring a bag of coins to the used car dealerships?
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 10/03/2025
Trolling my neighbors online with a scheme that’s sure to rile them up
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/03/2025
Pouring a collection of chemicals I found into a jug while waiting for my food at Burger King
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/03/2025
I love putting lotion on it
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 13/02/2025
Fans, please send me your hairbrushes! I love owning my fans’ hairbrushes
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 30/01/2025
I love all the plants and critters on this wonderful planet. I love water and chocolate
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 26/01/2025
Eating the kind of food that makes me smile 😄
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 26/01/2025
I would love to have my cake and eat it too. Eating is one of my favorite things to do to a cake
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 24/01/2025
My memory foam mattress never forgets my body
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 21/01/2025
Having a wet meal with a dry water
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 19/01/2025
is it back already
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/01/2025
goodnight sweet prince
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/01/2025
I picked out my gravesite today. I almost can’t wait to die because I picked the perfect spot. Lol. But seriously, life is beautiful and all life is sacred
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 14/01/2025
My doctor says my body is as healthy as it’s gonna get! I’m celebrating with a jar of delicious food
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 11/01/2025
I’m starting my day right: by eating fruit and dairy and remembering to smile
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 09/01/2025
I’m very similar to a flower or beautiful animal
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 04/01/2025
There’s a new car coming this year
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 02/01/2025
My nose is bleeding on the toilet at work
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 28/12/2024
I love my warm bed. I lay down next to my wife and dream about my wife
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 23/12/2024
I just peed for a long time. One minute 46 seconds. Anyone able to go longer? 😄
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 23/12/2024
Watch roast beef come to life in this magical upcoming film you’re sure to enjoy with the whole family
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will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 20/12/2024
I’m sealing myself in an emerald tomb
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