will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/10/2026Fantasizing about driving a fuel efficient car to another state and eating at Red Lobster 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 24/09/2026@chiblee.bsky.social I know this is going to sound insane and out of no where but I need your help right now bro 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/07/2026I’m happiest when eating a spoonful of butter 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 29/05/2026The love of your life is going to be at the DMV tomorrow. You got this 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 28/05/2026They’ve just unveiled the new computer for 2026 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/05/2026I found out about Google yesterday. I haven’t stopped searching since 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 06/11/2025I’m spilling the beans. I keep spilling my beans. They’re getting dirty… 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 02/10/2025Just ate some food I found outside. It was warm and brought me great pleasure 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 22/09/2025I love Tylenol because it makes my brain feel good after I finish my math homework. The Tylenol is the incentive to get my worksheet done 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 21/09/2025Some food is salty, some is sweet. But sometimes, a fella like me could go for something bitter and nasty 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 18/09/2025I almost wet the bed last night. I had a dream I was entered into a peeing contest at the state fair. My saving grace was the large crowd of people who came to watch. I couldn’t urinate with that kind of pressure, even in a dream. 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 17/09/2025I love the smell of social media. It smells beautiful 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 08/09/2025Spending time alone with my computer. This thing can handle so many websites it’s unbelievable 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 03/09/2025My favorite food? It’s butter. I love the sweet and salty creaminess my tongue feels when I pop a stick of that stuff in my mouth. Butter can only be improved by increasing the amount you have 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 22/08/2025I’m inventing new ways to have fun! I’ve recently discovered that certain parts of my body are able to bring me immense joy 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 20/08/2025I counted to 100 today. I could count higher if I wanted to, but I got bored 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 18/08/2025Sunday night. Which means I get to wake up early tomorrow and have a great day of interacting with all my favorite coworkers 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/08/2025Just took a shower purely for the joy of having a clean body 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/08/2025I have the gift that’s allows me access to solving the Rubik’s cube. You have to be born with the gift, and I was one of the lucky few. None of my friends have this gift but I love them anyway 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 15/08/2025I can’t shake this sinking feeling that everything is going to be okay in the end 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 15/08/2025I had a dream last night that everyone loved you. I woke up and it was real 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 17/04/2025Everyone is using my favorite toilet right now. I will just have to wait. 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 13/03/2025I still pay with coins. Anyone else still bring a bag of coins to the used car dealerships? 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 10/03/2025Trolling my neighbors online with a scheme that’s sure to rile them up 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 01/03/2025Pouring a collection of chemicals I found into a jug while waiting for my food at Burger King 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 13/02/2025Fans, please send me your hairbrushes! I love owning my fans’ hairbrushes 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 30/01/2025I love all the plants and critters on this wonderful planet. I love water and chocolate 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 26/01/2025Eating the kind of food that makes me smile 😄 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 26/01/2025I would love to have my cake and eat it too. Eating is one of my favorite things to do to a cake 010
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 24/01/2025My memory foam mattress never forgets my body 130
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 16/01/2025I picked out my gravesite today. I almost can’t wait to die because I picked the perfect spot. Lol. But seriously, life is beautiful and all life is sacred 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 14/01/2025My doctor says my body is as healthy as it’s gonna get! I’m celebrating with a jar of delicious food 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 11/01/2025I’m starting my day right: by eating fruit and dairy and remembering to smile 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 09/01/2025I’m very similar to a flower or beautiful animal 041
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 28/12/2024I love my warm bed. I lay down next to my wife and dream about my wife 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 23/12/2024I just peed for a long time. One minute 46 seconds. Anyone able to go longer? 😄 000
will (peaceful, friendly) @buymyhubs.com · 23/12/2024Watch roast beef come to life in this magical upcoming film you’re sure to enjoy with the whole family 010