buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 19hDo you think the Austin Powers movie or that Ludacris song for the Austin Powers movie has made more money in licensing at this point? 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 20hOh hey, my coach is in the thumbnail for an article by Alex. This must be good. 080
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He looks like someone tried to draw Christian Cage from memory. 0781
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The Toothy Birds are the Dirty Birds of college football, as soon as all expectations have been removed and the pressure is off we become world beaters. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Is Jerry Dipoto secretly actually the Corinthian? 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Man's a little delayed on it, but the rule back in the day was you can only drink an odd number of Four Lokos. You're usually okay drinking one, three typically gets you too drunk to get into that much trouble, but two is the danger zone. 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'd be so much happier if every game only happened on CCTV and no one could look at us once they had expectations. 020
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That or you have to play the full song without getting to hide behind the edit. 110
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There's an amazing Failure to Launch about this guy just being absolutely miserable for two weeks. youtu.be/dedVek3cE7A?...youtu.beFailure To Launch | Episode 55: Toyohiro Akiyama & Glavkosmos (w. Josh Boerman) [Audio Only]YouTube video by Failure to Launch Podcast 030
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Tyler Childers gave us the only acceptable discourse on this youtu.be/DrHd3nkCIz4?...youtu.beTyler Childers - All Your'n (Official Video)YouTube video by TylerChildersVEVO 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hero of the American west Porter Vance along with his fur trapper guide Pierre Laudumiey. 1512
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026On first glance it's very fun to imagine Glenn Danzig singing about the bit tit potato chips 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026As a local, I'm kind of dying to know where you went before and after so I can make the appropriate judgement of whoever got you to come here from LA. 100
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We drank 40s in a minivan in the parking lot and did a double feature of Pitch Perfect 2 and Fury Road. Ideal movie going experience. 070
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 08/08/2026They started building a subdivision called Gobblers Knob when I was im high school in and the big "fancy" neighborhood sign they had for it got stolen twice before they were smart enough to just use a billboard instead. 070
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My favorite thing to do with people riding in my shitbox first car for the first time was to take the keys out of the ignition while we were driving and asking them to hold these. Set the bar for what that ride was going to be like. 040
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The first thought I ever have about them is someone on a VH1 show when I was in college saying "They weren't deep, they weren't blue, and they definitely weren't something." 020
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The Harvey Danger hill is a weird, not popular hill that I'm not willing to die on, but I'll definitely break something for. Fun indie rock band as time went on. 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 02/07/2026There are like a million memes that are just emotional sport fans out there for this take. I'm sure somewhere there's grainy black and white footage of some Black Sox fans surrender cobra-ing during them throwing the world series. 160
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Vandy played us (VCU) at home a couple years ago and Jerry had to be escorted off the court by the police. Watched a lot of basketball in my life and never seen that one before. 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I'm not saying stereotypes and assumptions are always correct, but sometimes they are and they make solving a murder real easy in the first half of a movie. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 10/06/2026There are better versions of it, but my favorite will always be an 18 year old Alex Ovechkin who can barely speak English doing it. 020
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I'm choosing to assume Don Callis is a billionaire and I booed him hard enough to make up for not booing Tony Khan. 110
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Any movie can be an in school movie if your teacher knows they're retiring at the end of year, which is how we watched Bloodsport and Sudden Death as examples of "stressful situations" for the health part of PE. 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"Not the soup!" is a phrase that becomes a vocal stim for me every couple months. 030
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Kota Ibushi: Pop my pimples and fire a roman candle into them 110
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I don't disagree with this concept, but from my experience this has to be sold as a heel turn of a partner all of a sudden reaching over and inflicting some wildly unexpected pain on you. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I can't imagine, as someone who also roots for what can be best described as a .500-ass team, putting up this sort of energy at another person over them. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have good news. You can stick to your guns and avoid the Jellyroll World Cup song, but still listen to the Jellyroll NHL Playoffs song instead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqme...youtube.comNHL x Amazon Music: Rise Up by Jelly Roll. For The Cup.YouTube video by NHL 140
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Waited through the whole thing only to get a sold out notice when it was my turn. I was honed in the fires of trying get a PS5 during Covid though, so we're just going to get back on that horse in two weeks. 110
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I am also one of these people for the record 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I assumed cromulent was uncool solely by being like a 1:1 ratio of people who use it and people who are 35-45 years old that argue about how good the first 10 seasons of the Simpsons are unprompted. 110
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I've gone back and read a bunch of books from high school Brit lit and enjoyed them a lot more without dealing with a bad teacher, but I still think Jane Eyre is just Harry Potter if it turns out magic isn't real. 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This shouldn't be a news article. This should be seeing a sketchy banner ad, convinced you must have misread it, and going down a rabbit hole that leads to reading the reviews of the drug that makes your balls big with your friends at a bar. 020
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Hey, Gonzaga has managed to actually win a final four game in the last 20 years. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It was substantially harder, and more fun, when you had to use a VPN and send crypto to a seemingly random account and *hope* you'd have money show up on some Eastern European gambling website. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 28/04/2026A bunch of 30yo dudes proving our one friend who never played any sort of baseball wrong when he was *confident* he could field and turn the third to first throw on a major league field is one of my lockdown highlights. Buddy couldn't pull it off it on a little league field. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 22/04/2026On the one hand I'm bummed (and not surprised) my hometown is kind of dumped in the "These people are all dumb Republicans" part of the state, I am very excited to get to vote against a Maguire or a Wittman like back in the day again. 110
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I think he's talking about Spencer's house bird net. 030
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Me and my NAS are waiting for the inevitable bubble pop and hoping we survive the economic collpase well enough to take advantage of it. Looking forward to saving the entirety of MASH on some drive originally intended for ChatGPT to not know how many rs are in strawberry. 020
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The rule was you could never have an even number of 4 lokos. Probably okay having one, probably down for the count with three, but two was the danger zone of drunk enough and just functional enough for bad things to happen. 180
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Gotta spray him with a hose and hit him with a fan for an afternoon just so he doesn't forget what he's playing to get away from. 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You can't prove that that guy on the left isn't a mannequin labelled "Dummy". 010
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Just piling on the "it rules" anecdotes here, I work primarily with older school teachers who've semi-retired/moved out of the classroom to our program and it rules. I'm one of the few guys and only tech person, so it's like I have 30 grandmas I'd run through fire for. 030
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Had a moment of "Oh there's a really good Failure to Launch episode on that" and then realizing I couldn't pin it down to one single Soviet episode 000
buxtonaut.bsky.social @buxtonaut.bsky.social · 02/04/2026It might be unfair, but I guess I just assumed of all the parts of social media booktok would be the one able to spell prologue and epilogue. 000
