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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do to this POS what the GOP did to Obama when Scalia died.

Why does he always look like he’s smelling someone else’s farts?

Those who hate IT or hate YOU?

Am I the only one who saw Captain America?

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Clearly, the nephew of an MIT professor.

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Got it. Gas is only expensive in our minds because of poor messaging.

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This dude is such a loser.

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Amazing impersonation of Chicago's Bean/Cloud Gate, Elon!

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can someone just start beating him with a shoe?

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Memphis deserves so much better than Brent Taylor.

So… are you going to leave your Safe Space, little snowflake, and debate @jerrigreen4tn.bsky.social?

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Most be nice having leaders most of the world doesn’t want to see 6’ underground.

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He’s only 84?? I thought he was older than Grassley

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Hopefully, you’ll get to say hi to Epstein soon

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Mitch’s new look screams “open casket”

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That Ivy League degree is really paying off!

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Me to the interviewer: “Is this your coy way of asking me if I’m the President?”

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Crypt-Keeper can barely lift his gavel.

Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

She'll make a great trad wife.

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Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

Buxton Nine @buxton9.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Medicine is Communist. What a pathetic loser.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.

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Right around the time Medicaid gets cut?

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“We were made in God’s image!” So, God also has a wonky eye?

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As long as they aren’t his wife’s.

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Don’t forget the passage in Lamentations where god boasts about his bi-millennial prostate exam results.

Yeah, pathetic dude’s full of “Stuff”

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If you are stupid enough to believe you will actually receive the $5000 bribe from the walking specimen of orange goo, you were going to vote for him anyway. #TrumpsBribe

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