Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Participating in a self inflicted humiliation ritual. 110
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Now that I’ve seen how big a cruise ship is, yeah, they are an affront to god. 180
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sometimes I wonder what the healthy amount of Old Video Games is. Maybe I’ve gone too far. 130
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Playing Donkey Kong 64 on an PlayStation One as god intended 020
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I just can’t stop playing this game that gives me a kernel of corn every time I press a button. Only a real gamer would understand. 2161
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Buddy, if you ain’t cocking a banana, complete with clicking sounds, and aiming at things, are you really living? 150
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Actually no, it’s the most expected thing possible. These damn worshipers can’t get enough of me. 010
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I’ve beat the challenge and yet I feel nothing. I’ve never read Moby Dick, but I’m going to pretend that’s the moral of the story. 010
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This is my Balatro white whale. I will kill this accursed fish! 130
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Wandering from street to street Shaking Desperately searching for my next Nutrition hit 010
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Me watching the United States completely destroying its access to cheap oil 030
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 12/03/2026@roryblank.bsky.social out there still saving lives. 5294139
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I feel like the modern era has forgotten the Mutoid Man 010
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Me, when you're not a guest on @hatespeechpod.bsky.social 020
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Looking for healthy young men to drink whole milk with me in my hot tub. The drippy font is milk, not the other thing. 120
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I don’t like how I drifted into the Jim and Derrick universe 030
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Ripping off a fistful of toilet paper from the forever roll like god intended. 110
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I think my favorite part about Unreal is that different types of strings all just look purple to me. 010
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 13/02/2026That’s real nice of Grummz to be out here promoting small indie developers. I checked out Relooted and it’s a lot of fun. 371
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The real Hat Man you see after installing too many distros 0140
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I can’t believe young republicans haven’t seen Osmosis Jones 000
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Bro, meet me by the used alcohol swab out front of the Crunch Fitness 051
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Secret recording of the CBS News recruitment meeting 030
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Remember, you too can become the school hero by skewering a school shooter with an American flag. 071
Buttzilla @buttzilla.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Computers used to be so cool. You could just read a book written by The Knightmare and not think twice about it. 030