Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 51mI am feeling a lot of feelings about this baseball game all at once 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 1hBrent Venable's face is now fully the same shade of maroon as the school colors 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Social media can still be useful because it helps to know I'm not the only sicko whose first thought was this too 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Need a link confirming dead Ditka before sharing with the death pool group chat 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You'll never get "championship or bust" fans to understand what the Sabathia in Milwaukee run was like, I love that he'll be a legend there forever off of three months of dominance Also very funny that Homer didn't come back out in support of Cleveland 021
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Emotionally I needed that Cowboys boner followed by the cut to Jerry right now 030
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's the same idea but you're moving the attempt to the 1st TD that way if you fail you get to try again instead of lose 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...espn.comGoing for 2 down 8 points: Explaining NFL analytics strategyThe Packers profited from being the first team this season to try this unconventional 2-point conversion attempt. Here's why others should follow their lead. 100
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Because it's a strategy to win the game in regulation, not go to overtime 210
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Maybe Braden Montgomery is visualizing himself striking out 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am extremely pessimistic about this series currently, save me giant hat 100
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The one thing you can't do with these slap hitting nobodies is walk them but Hagen Smith could walk a statue standing in the box 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I do not but just wanted to say that was an incredible sentence to read 1120
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cleveland won this game at the trade deadline, try again tomorrow 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm too old to still be this on edge about a sporting event 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think Mason Miller wasn't pitching today anyway so San Diego has pulled shenanigans to replace him on the roster, make him prove there's a baby Manfred 041
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I become Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan whenever Rowdy Tellez reappears in a game, bring back the burly ballplayer 040
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Dodgers haven't had an ethical lineup since Will Smith replaced Austin Barnes 030
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maybe they have shrewd enough consultants to know that Woke 2 is rising and you can't piss off Dane Co voters too much anymore 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is funny here in WI since they had to do their pivot from Hong they've had little to go on with Crowley and have brought back "He'll raise your taxes!" attack ads like it's the 90s again 240
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In keeping with the tradition of not acknowledging the White Sox exist www.sbnation.com/mlb/2017/10/... 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Even by Yankee standards this is some next level booting the baseball 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have not killed nearly as many people as Ben Affleck did in The Accountant 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You all mocked the Packers not realizing that the Primetime Falcons are the greatest football team of all time 100
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here's an insane but true stat: They haven't won a playoff series at home since 1906 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nice of Cleveland to not make him work much after throwing 42 pitches two days ago 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've hated the Cleveland Baseball Team my entire life because they've spent so much of it kicking me and my boys in the batteries, Sox finish this off and everything is cream cheese after that 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Please don't let it get to Rocchio" is a strange thought to have but it's been a strange season 010
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't question this miracle worker often but that was an instance where I would have let Burke continue 100
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Man don't say the Sox are on the verge of anything with a slim lead in Cleveland 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Do these red state republicans forcing their ads into national broadcasts even mention taxes anymore or is hating trans kids their only move left 110
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I respected that it took big swings but still thought it was mostly unpleasant to look at and listen to (I assume that was part of The Point but it's still an entertainment product) 100
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just realized having a Jack Parkman avatar for a Sox-Cleveland series is bad vibes so here's me being blocked from the shot by the gigantic umpire Jordan Baker in a game the Sox won 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Colson being the one guy to not strike out here would be a great bit 120
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is the Muppet Show a variety show or a sitcom about making a variety show? Asking for the Swedish Chef applying here 3151
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Winning two games with only FGs four games in would be special 000
Shaun @buttersbc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They offered me two free months and when that ran out I couldn't go back 000
