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ShakeyJake

@buttcrackbill.bsky.social
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Mountain biking piscator that likes space stuff (except space Karen) I'm quite partial to pub quizzes, beer, sci-fi & horror movies and outdoors type stuff.

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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The question is, why they so angry at Sydney? She's just a woman who has accepted an acting role that she is happy to do. This is the same bullshit that Jade Slusarczyk had to put up with for also doing a job that she enjoyed doing.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't get angry with Sydney, she never caused you no pain...
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's a no from the UK in terms of most restaurants, takeaways etc... Some supermarkets sell bottles of stuff labelled as ranch sauce / dressing, whether it's the same stuff as on your side of the pond is a different matter!
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Have you seen this one? Dubbed the mad hatterpillar, it wears it's own old heads as a hat. www.newscientist.com/article/mg24...
newscientist.com
Weird caterpillar uses its old heads to make an elaborate hat
Meet the mad hatterpillar, the invertebrate that keeps its old moulted heads attached to its body to make a beautifully bizarre headpiece
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Been a while! Finally managed to get a glimpse of comet Lemmon during a break in the clouds, the weather here has been terrible for ages! Bit of a rushed bodge photo as wasn't expecting the opportunity, just grateful I got a glimpse as doubt I'll be around in 1300 years when it comes back again!
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
tbh if anything it's the 80s that lets them down. I can't think of anything previously unheard that they released as the Beatles during the 80s.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Beatles released 2 songs in the 90's. Free as a bird and real love. Granted they were a bit of a re-mash of older recordings by Lenon, but still.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Happy birthday, don't look a day over 105 ya miserable old cunt!
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
😂😂😂 And you have so much going on in life that you trawled through all my old posts, got duped by a comedy photoshop April fools joke and them still came back to reply? Fuck me you're a special kind of pathetic. No wonder you voted for Starmer, fucking retard.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Back from a fishing holiday. Not the greatest year as fish were in spawning limbo, but did manage to get some milky way shots in during the 1 clear night we had.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
In context for anyone else here, this was a light hearted April fools joke. Scouse got in a triggered rage and went through my profile like some creepy ass stalker, so they got the shit they deserve. Out of context I realise my reply makes me look like an asshole 😂
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Haha, imagine being so fucking stupid you can't spot an obviously photoshopped picture posted on April 1st... Oh wait, you don't need to imagine do you? 😂
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Haha, the old "this person disagrees with me, so I'm going to call them stupid" trope huh? It's this sort of stupid bullshit from stuck up pricks like you that is handing Farage the next GE on a plate. Now I understand why my Tory mates think all guardian readers are twats...
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah, because all those people that turned out voted against him didn't they. None of those record numbers came out to vote for him did they? Oh wait... no that's not right is it, because over 12 million of them voted for him, 3 million more than Starmer 😂
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Take the piss all you like, doesn't change the fact Corbs was more popular than Starmer. 😉
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Odd you should say that as it kind of is in part, it was you guys doing the smear campaign and back stabbing that you'd usually associate with the tories after all. And again I remind you, more people voted for the "hard left" than they did starmers reform lite. 😉
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
lol, original! Where you get from, the brexit gammon playbook? We ALL lost with the options we had in 2024, still make the most of it cus the shit is really going to hit the fan in 4 years when Mr Toad's grifting at the helm.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I can see how it ended, we ended up with the worst GE options in living memory, and ended up with the dullard reform wannabe toolmakers son, because he was slightly less despised than Roland rat from wish.com The potato would have been a better option.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Not trying to avoid tax at all trying to clarify a grey area that the BBC doesn't make clear, which you'd know if you bothered to read it, rather than trying to dig up shit from my feed like a pathetic loser because you're in a triggered rage. 😂
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah, with 3,169,202 votes more than Starmer, roughly a third more than Starmer managed to get total, against a much more despised and hated tory party. Starmer should have been getting 13m+ easy if he was remotely popular, instead he didn't even break 10m
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Not my messiah, and I forgot nothing, I've literally said he lost 2 elections with MORE votes than Starmer got, that's how truely shit the Starmer / Sunak option was.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
They didn't want to stop a labour government, they wanted to oust a tory one, that's the whole point, labour could have had a potato as leader and still won, probably with more votes 😂. Jesus fucking christ this isn't hard to grasp.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Haha, touch a nerve with some facts did I? 😘
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Starmer didn't win, the tories lost, big difference. Blair won a landslide victory in 97 Corbs had I think the 5th highest vote count in living memory despite losing. Starmer effectively won due to disqualification, it's a hollow victory.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
That's not true, the tory voters loved Johnson at the time, many still do. They didn't implode until Johnson got ousted and replaced by Liz Truss who fucked everything up in a month and then replaced by wetwipe Sunak. Also, the brexiters flooded to tories, and they had more numbers remember?
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Still got more votes though, because more people liked him. Starmer was handed a win on a plate by the tories and still managed to do terrible, so how about you wind your neck in luv 👍
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yes, one of them being more people liked him and bothered to vote than they did for Starmer. It had EVERYTHING to do with Corbyn, you have to remember he was leader before the tories imploded, and while dealing with all the antisemitism bullshit and still got more votes than Starmer.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Not the point, if you have two options that are so shit only 3 people bothered to vote, you wouldn't say the guy that got 2 votes and won was actually a good pick would you? That's where we're at, like it or not Corbs was more popular than Starmer, the numbers don't lie.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Because it's not true. The electorate rejected the tories, they didn't trust Starmer at all, he won by simply being the other option in a 2 party system. This isn't hard to grasp.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
By that logic, maybe Starmer should get more votes in a GE than his predecessor before he can say any shit...
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
That fellow that got more votes than Starmer did at a GE, twice? Corb's labour was way better than the reform lite shite we have with Starmer, even if you didn't agree with his policies, it at the very least was a different option to the dross we've had for the last 15 years.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Can't see anyone here willingly buying this. Less than honest restaurants and fast food chains are my concern, tho suspect any caught serving this up will be boycott to oblivion.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I always liked the goldfish one... A troubling of goldfish. Just goes to show you should never trust anything that's orange!
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
1 year ago today I finally got to see Aurora Borealis, and in my home town! It's quite rare to see it here, and usually just a faint glow on the northern horizon only visible by camera, but this one was so crazy you could see it in all directions by eye, the photo with the pub is facing South West!
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
11+ mile walk at the weekend incorporating my syndicate water so I could eye up some spots for Easter. Legs still stiff as boards 2 days later, getting too old for this! On the bright side I found a good 20+ fish all in one area, so have a starting point...
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Please don't. This is how you get Barron, Eric, Ivanka etc...
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sounds to me like Elon is volunteering himself to go work down the mines.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Little jolly out on the stumpy. Tail wind all the way here so going to be a bitch on the way back 😬
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Had this small jack pike out this morning, caught a burbot live bait.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Today's 30% ish solar eclipse. Thankfully the cloud cleared just as it started!
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
As good as it's going to get for me today.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Also sorry for typos! 😂
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Solar eclipse has started. Only gets to about 30% where I am. Sorry for janky photo and f a photo, only way of have of sharing without disturbing the camera.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Phase 1: Collect underpants Phase 2: ????? Phase 3: File for bankruptcy (again)
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Simpsons already did this...
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is holding a screwdriver in front of a computer monitor
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a screwdriver in front of a computer monitor
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It's worth watching the video just for a laugh, it's by Mark Rober and he basically fools the tesla into crashing into a solid wall by putting a picture of the road on it, Wile E Coyote style.
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Basically I sometimes "watch" TV at work on my phone (like Cheltenham races, or England world cup games etc...), but I use work WiFi as phone signal / 4g is non existent. Anyone know?
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ShakeyJake @buttcrackbill.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
BUT, does it have to be via my phone's own data plan, or can I use the WiFi present at (and powered by) an address that doesn't have a TV licence? Asking as the BBC are getting funky about this, but the whole thing reeks of BS, and I can't find anything covering this on the official sites etc...
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