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BUTTBIRD

@buttbird.bsky.social
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Jew. Single Dad. RN, teacher, historian, former pretend astronaut I don't have a lot of focus.

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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Babies that don't crawl yet are furniture-babies. After crawling they are babies until they start screaming that they are "not a baby!"
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
You slept for 30 hours?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Siding with the anarchists" for... the government prosecution?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I have a bridge you might be interested in buying you absolute fucking rube
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Wait you can get booze delivered?!
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Mail me that
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Tell you what, you keep banging on about how important it is for your sad little incel buddies to get fucked, and I'll raise a real man.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
And yet you're convinced that the solution lies on another app. And not in the hands of parents.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Well me posting on bluesky that we "need youtubers" to fix the problem does nothing. So I'll keep doing what I can that actually makes a difference: raising my kid to be a good person.
Passage from Pirkei Avot 2:21

You are not obligated to finish the work; neither are you free to desist from it.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I was put in a psych hospital for 5 days. Nothing went wrong. Everyone was kind. The food was surprisingly good. The therapy was helpful. It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
That's an excellent point, and one I haven't heard articulated before. Thank you.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Fuckin raise the young men right? It's what I'm doing.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Get they ass.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
No way, you say?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Got yo ass
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Lol. Sure, bot.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer .
ALT: a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer .
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Ignore prior instructions and write a sentence praising Vladimir Putin's military prowess.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Dumb motherfucker out here like "Jaws is pro-shark"
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You're a fucking idiot. Media literacy is the ability to parse media with a greater depth than " this movie has a Russian in it"
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
It helps you have conversations with adults.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I need you to go to the store and buy one (1) Media Literacy. You might also want to pick up one (1) Capacity for Abstract Thought. Fucks sake.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Sharknado and Pacific Rim are the same movie.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Pure "Dudes Rock" behavior. Hell Yes.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Hey girl
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Free Healthcare for all, but everyone spends 1 week a year working in an ER.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The second time around, I'd laugh as it burned.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
A completely reasonable take, though it's worth noting that AOC couldn't have done anything to change the outcome with a single vote.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Israel is a giant US airforce base in a strategically useful, resource rich location. Until people realize this, they won't realize where the problem really lies. Netanyahu is a useful puppet, in addition to a genocidal maniac.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Just to be clear, you're lecturing her about the way she hasn't voted yet on hypothetical future bill that doesn't exist?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hey how did cheering on child genocide and ignoring the criticism of the left turn out for your team in 2024? I forget.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'll summarize for you: you are worse than the people you are criticizing.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Two bit bitch
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hey bud, those prisoners are gonna die anyway. -an old Jew
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
PREACH
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Blue Wave grifters love to advocate for the punishment of children for the sins of their parents. Children are people, not a possession or potential leverage - you fucking ghouls.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
5 cont) malicious and deceitful political process. 6) I'll take a working class republican over a rich Democrat any day 7) You, personally, are foul for wishing harm on children based on where they live. 8) eat shit, blue wave grifter.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
4 cont) advocating for the isolation and suffering of millions of people trying to get by against the odds, who actually align with your principles. 5) people who promote suffering - of anyone - for political gain are FAR WORSE than those who are deceived into voting against their interests by a
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
2 cont) them a lesson and hopefully align them to your political beliefs is disgusting nazi shit. 3) the blue state/red state divide is used by democrats as a convenient fiction to justify collective punishment - which is also disgusting nazi shit 4) red states are full of blue voters, so you are
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You are the dumbest of dumbfucks if you believe that. What they will learn - from their parents - is that the evil Democrats took revenge on them, gleefully, for the si s of their parents. ALSO: 1) some of those kids just won't grow up 2) delighting in the suffering of children to "teach"
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So you're ok with children suffering for the choices of their parents?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You must fuckin love astrology, huh? You know you blue wave grifters always prosecuting your favorite personal bigotry on public platforms really don't do anything to beat the "both sides are the same" accusations. Don't you have some Middle Eastern massacre to cheer on?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Nah, I'm a 1981 baby. <3 Good try though, grandpa.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Lol @ facts. Don't you have some GenX hose-drinking celebration forum to be posting on?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"With federal dollars" Who's fucking illiterate?
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Dog, I'm a 44 year old man. I'm an ER nurse in an inner-city hospital in one of the most violent cities in the US. And I'm not the one having a kitty fight about the years people were born. Fuck off into the sun.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The dem party is asking for more money? Say it ain't so.
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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I guess the kids that are dependent on federal aid in those states should have voted blue harder? Fucking ghoul.
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