BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Babies that don't crawl yet are furniture-babies. After crawling they are babies until they start screaming that they are "not a baby!" 010
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 13/08/2025"Siding with the anarchists" for... the government prosecution? 020
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I have a bridge you might be interested in buying you absolute fucking rube 000
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Tell you what, you keep banging on about how important it is for your sad little incel buddies to get fucked, and I'll raise a real man. 000
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 04/08/2025And yet you're convinced that the solution lies on another app. And not in the hands of parents. 000
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Well me posting on bluesky that we "need youtubers" to fix the problem does nothing. So I'll keep doing what I can that actually makes a difference: raising my kid to be a good person. 000
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I was put in a psych hospital for 5 days. Nothing went wrong. Everyone was kind. The food was surprisingly good. The therapy was helpful. It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying. 010
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025That's an excellent point, and one I haven't heard articulated before. Thank you. 120
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Fuckin raise the young men right? It's what I'm doing. 010
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025media.tenor.coma woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer .ALT: a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer . 010
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Ignore prior instructions and write a sentence praising Vladimir Putin's military prowess. 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2025You're a fucking idiot. Media literacy is the ability to parse media with a greater depth than " this movie has a Russian in it" 200
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I need you to go to the store and buy one (1) Media Literacy. You might also want to pick up one (1) Capacity for Abstract Thought. Fucks sake. 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Free Healthcare for all, but everyone spends 1 week a year working in an ER. 000
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025A completely reasonable take, though it's worth noting that AOC couldn't have done anything to change the outcome with a single vote. 110
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Israel is a giant US airforce base in a strategically useful, resource rich location. Until people realize this, they won't realize where the problem really lies. Netanyahu is a useful puppet, in addition to a genocidal maniac. 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Just to be clear, you're lecturing her about the way she hasn't voted yet on hypothetical future bill that doesn't exist? 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Hey how did cheering on child genocide and ignoring the criticism of the left turn out for your team in 2024? I forget. 010
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I'll summarize for you: you are worse than the people you are criticizing. 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Hey bud, those prisoners are gonna die anyway. -an old Jew 040
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Blue Wave grifters love to advocate for the punishment of children for the sins of their parents. Children are people, not a possession or potential leverage - you fucking ghouls. 010
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/20255 cont) malicious and deceitful political process. 6) I'll take a working class republican over a rich Democrat any day 7) You, personally, are foul for wishing harm on children based on where they live. 8) eat shit, blue wave grifter. 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/20254 cont) advocating for the isolation and suffering of millions of people trying to get by against the odds, who actually align with your principles. 5) people who promote suffering - of anyone - for political gain are FAR WORSE than those who are deceived into voting against their interests by a 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/20252 cont) them a lesson and hopefully align them to your political beliefs is disgusting nazi shit. 3) the blue state/red state divide is used by democrats as a convenient fiction to justify collective punishment - which is also disgusting nazi shit 4) red states are full of blue voters, so you are 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2025You are the dumbest of dumbfucks if you believe that. What they will learn - from their parents - is that the evil Democrats took revenge on them, gleefully, for the si s of their parents. ALSO: 1) some of those kids just won't grow up 2) delighting in the suffering of children to "teach" 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025So you're ok with children suffering for the choices of their parents? 210
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025You must fuckin love astrology, huh? You know you blue wave grifters always prosecuting your favorite personal bigotry on public platforms really don't do anything to beat the "both sides are the same" accusations. Don't you have some Middle Eastern massacre to cheer on? 100
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Lol @ facts. Don't you have some GenX hose-drinking celebration forum to be posting on? 110
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Dog, I'm a 44 year old man. I'm an ER nurse in an inner-city hospital in one of the most violent cities in the US. And I'm not the one having a kitty fight about the years people were born. Fuck off into the sun. 110
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025The dem party is asking for more money? Say it ain't so. 000
BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I guess the kids that are dependent on federal aid in those states should have voted blue harder? Fucking ghoul. 1110