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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍.

@butcherofthesands.bsky.social
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
it's important i find my brother, but that is a task for me and me alone. step aside, bull, the investigation starts here. [eyes unfocused, he growls stubbornly.]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i'm more than capable of biting you in half. why are you saying such stupid things. [grunt... but he actually doesn't seem that bothered. is renekton... enjoying the flattery? maybe a bit selfishly!]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
alligator. 💢
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
don't leave.. rrgh. meet me by-! our bush. 💧
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
[the 9ft alligator leans down and stares. breath hot.] ..What??
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
don't do that either. in fact i do not think you should be around me at all.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Go jungle this is only my lane now
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
no no no no no.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
this is MY TOP LANE!! NOT YOURS !!!
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
my top lane. what's that face for.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Enter my top lane
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference? [claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.] because i'd STILL eat you.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).] but i am not... flirting with you? [seems he doesn't get it.]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
like a hawk to a piece of prey... i'd care, warrior
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh. stupid yordle.]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me? [he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little. [he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.] it is. i'm... worried, though.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
... don't say it like that. i will take it.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
... what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
my fiancé teemo
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
GRRRAAHHH!!!!
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
[staring @rushhourer.bsky.social down ...]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
[CHOMP. not actually hard, though.] shfut upf.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i have a better idea. [opening his mouth-]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
but that's the best part. you're supposed to be MY chef, you make what i want 💢
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
can it be? i will provide ingredients.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
no. i eat anything with flesh. sand is considered an appetizer.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
what food can you make out of sand? we have a lot of sand.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
it's better than how it was from you any other time... but his face actually shook when he growled. that's effort.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
the scout said you make pizzas. i'm keeping you as my personal food maker.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
... yeah, no. [flicking his forehead.]
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
oh? then do it.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
good. satisfactory. [grabbing him by the torso with his massive hand like a barbie doll] i'm keeping you
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
everything about you.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
... no, you can't.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
any.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
do you not think i mean what i say? after i turn you into a puddle of blood, your hat is going to be the only thing SOLID about you!! give me a SNARL
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
it's not a threat, it's a promise.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
LOUDER, BEFORE I PLUCK YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE A GRAPE!!!!!
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
...can we get his pizza at least?
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
don't leave. we can bully him together
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
no wait
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
GIVE ME EFFORT, BOY
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i want my pizza leave me alone.
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╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍. @butcherofthesands.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
growl back.
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