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@bustedrouter.bsky.social
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🇬🇧 41 | Scientist | Gaming | Film | DnD | TV | Dogs | Sarcasm | Tattoos | Dark/Dry Humour | Martial Arts | Climbing | Running Proof that nobody really knows what they're doing. DMs if you ask nicely. 🚫 Politics, hate, MDNI

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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 4h
Meetings. So many. But head... Hurts 🥺
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 5h
Perfect morning for a little walk before a mighty chunk of meetings ❤️🐕
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 7h
Not that I ever went to them on purpose, but I miss midnight game releases. I think the only time I made use of it was when FIFA [insert year here] came out and I just happened to be in Tesco at the time. I also miss games being sold in supermarkets.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 8h
Gooood morning and happy Friday! Woohoo! The weekend is preparing itself. It's lubing up...
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 21h
Work complete. I am freeeeeeee!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are all sexy, amazing people xx
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The coffee does nothing. A headache has joined the fray! Anyone good at head rubs?
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm rarely a coffee drinker. Today is one of those days.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legend right here. I'm pretty sure everyone I know on here already knows Sam, but just in case...
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October!! Though pointless these days, it's #promosky time! 👋🏻 If you like... 🧪 Science 🎮 Gaming 🍿 TV & Films 🎵 Music ⚔️ DnD 🥷🏻 Martial arts ⚫ Tattoos 😈 Dark, dry & sarcastic humour 🐕 Dogs 🧗🏻Climbing 🏃🏻Running Then come in and know me better! 😁 (Strictly no politics or hate. MDNI 🔞)
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gooooood morning sexy people! Since it's October now, I can finally roll out one of my faves again... youtu.be/M-9USB_bcJA?...
youtu.be
Pumpkin Spice - White Woman Season
YouTube video by MeatCanyon
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lab coat 'n legs
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I work at a hospital. Been here just over ten years. While in the gents, the amount of times I've had to tell staff to wash their hands is staggering. How difficult is it, really, guys? Not only is it just common hygiene and decency but, fuck, this is a hospital.
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Steve Harvey's Confused Blink
ALT: Steve Harvey's Confused Blink
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That sudden wave of sadness as you've been idly munching through some chocolate wafers, then you realise they're all gone 😔
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hump day is upon us, my lovelies. Rejoice!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok so I may have had a little peek and, well... ...I'm home 🙂❤️ #Witcher3Remastered
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning fellow Witcher fans! Am looking forward to Witcher 3 remastered and FINALLY going through the DLC (yes, despite everything I never got around to them). But, no way I can do Witcher and Dawnwalker at the same time. No. Way. So, going to have to wait ☹️ On day 16, so am over halfway!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was having such a lovely sleep
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 9 movies #My9Movies my9movies.net/en
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaaaand I'm back to where I was last night. What a waste 🙃
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck. Thanks to a bug, I either have to redo about two hours of Dawnwalker or lose 15 time segments (almost an entire in-game day). Fuck.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sausage roll, tea, Dawnwalker. Perfect. Sausage roll got eaten before I could take the pic. Sorry. There was no time. Also can't remember how old it was. It'll either be fine or someone will have to send me a young priest and an old priest sometime tonight.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy #monochromemonday!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Monday is complete. Woohoo!!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time to ruin the office air with a tuna melt
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh balls, it's Monday again... And it was dark when I woke up 😩 Please tell me I can go back to bed?
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Bobby Singer's 'Balls!' Moment
ALT: Bobby Singer's 'Balls!' Moment
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still loving Dawnwalker but there are issues... - Traversal is super janky. Coen slips down the most gentle slopes & can't deal with rocky areas at all. - Patchy shadowstep, especially in areas with lots of angles. - Mini boss health bars disappearing = eternal battles. - Camera during combat 👎🏻
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmmm feeling nice and fat after a surprise spread at my sister's. Thought it would just be nibbles, but nope!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always fun when you get the shower angle wrong and it all goes up your nose and you essentially rinse yourself out 😆
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Sunday you beautiful bastards!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If golf got thrown into the sea, would anyone miss it?
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pups have been comatose since their walk 😆 Bless em 🥰 Hope you're all having a wonderful Saturday!
A young grey female shih tzu sleeping on a white dog bedAn older black male shih tzu cross sleeping on a white dog bed
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now the pups are suitably knackered for the rest of the day I can... Oh yeah... Do some house work. Oh yay. Being adult is such fun, kids! Ok, brain, I'll make a deal with you. Get what we can done before 12. After that it's in the bin and the rest of the day is ours. Ok, deal! Sorted.
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Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
ALT: Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Puppy walk time! ❤️🐕
An older black male shih tzu cross and a young grey female shih tzu sitting on the grass
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning and happy Saturday you beautiful people in my phone!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's weird, this
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the weekend!! Woohoo!!! Still not posting pics, though. Still scared of being too sexy.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hope you're all doing well today. Scared to say anything else in case the thirsty ones return.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok and that post from yesterday is gone. Aaaaall the wrong attention from just a simple headshot and a moan about going to work. Jesus, guys.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, we made it to Friday everyone. Can you smell the weekend air? It's coming...
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After putting many hours into Dawnwalker these last few days, I've decided to chill out with Edward and some Black Flag. I realised something, though. I don't like the timeline startup thing Ubi has done to link all the AC. Bring back title screens and their scores!
Title screen for Assassin's Creed Black Flag on PS4
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two saves on that post from earlier, now. Guys, no.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last post appears to have picked up a minor gay following. That's new. Wasn't even an interesting pic. One person saved it. That's weird.
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning and happy Thursday! But not to next door or their kid who woke me up at 5.30 banging on the walls and screaming. Might start doing it myself after they've gone to sleep 🙂 mwahaha
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should what? Go to bed? Are you mad?? I'll wake up and have to go to work!
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As much as I also hate ads being jammed into all of the streaming now, especially when coupled with price rises... Kids, there was a time when you couldn't skip them or pause/rewind live TV. If you wanted to watch someone play Fortnite, you had to be in their bedroom. Crazy world, huh?
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jaw ache suuuuuuucks but I hope the rest of you are having a wonderful Wednesday 😁
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite my self infected musculoskeletal issues, I'm still able to type and remind you all how amazing and hot you all are x
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Busted Router @bustedrouter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feeling yesterday's gym session. Might have overdone it. But my next massage isn't for another couple of weeks 😩 I guess this is me for a bit then, making those noises old people make when they have to get out of a chair.
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Mal De Dos
ALT: Mal De Dos
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