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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Do y'all prefer smooth peanut butter or chunky for your fleshlights?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

You wake up well rested with plenty of energy every morning but youre haunted by a sleep paralysis demon that forces you to stare directly into his stretched open and prolapsed butthole every night.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Why is there so many fucking bots following me?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Petition to stop the deforestation of phat coochies with bush.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Im making my wife my specialty banana split sundae with hella nut. What y'all doing for Valentines Day?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I wish amateur bisexual and gay porn would stop being so much hotter than professional straight porn.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Susan Storm's ass is really out there making Marvel relevant again.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

If "fat ugly bastard" NTR can exist then why cant "fat ugly bitch" NTR be a thing?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Santa emptied his fat sack all over the living room. What a fucking asshole.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

If you think about it. Frotting is just eskimo kisses with cocks instead of noses.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Playing "just the tip" with the homie got a little out of control. Is he gay for going in balls deep or am I gay for jokingly asking for it?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Do y'all think its possible to gaslight future historians into thinking that gooning was a religious practice?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Someone as horny as me should never step foot in a wrestling gym or a jiu-jitsu dojo.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Are there any bi men out there in a hetero relationship that think they like cock more than their wife/gf does?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Basic handjobs are boring. Tell him to get on his hands and knees and jerk him from behind while you finger his ass.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

You're horny on main I main horny We are not the same

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Would you rather have small ass and a fat dick? Or a small dick and a fat ass?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

There's a party in my pants and i'm about to shit all up in them.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Y'all can go ahead and continue to sit on Santa's lap. Imma be sitting on that man's glorious beard.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Prostate play is the gateway drug to that gay shit.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Wanna ask the homie if I can stack donuts on it and eat the donuts off it too.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Winter is coming. Who wants they ass ate under the mistletoe?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Having a strong pullout game is hella overrated. Get you a partner with strong breeding kink.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Tis the the season of eating ass with a peppermint in your mouth.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Big titty goth girlfriend or big booty emo girlfriend?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Accidentally nutted on my face while i was jerking off and fantasizing about the homeboy's cock. Does accidentally cumming on my own face make me gay?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Are you furry enough to always use the word "knot" instead of the word "not" online?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Im writing an erotic novel. How do I make ass to mouth sound sensual and romantic?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Cursed content idea: ASMR of nuclear level upset tummy noises.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

I wish i could open a fortune cookie and have it tell me something nice like "Your ass is fat and breedable." Instead of same boring shit.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Can women pee in an empty water bottle during an emergency?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

I've read enough comments on porn videos to know that men obsess over BBC more than women.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

I regret to inform you all that i have failed NNN. Sometimes ya boy just needs to get on all fours and be milked like a dairy cow to cope with stress of life. #NoNutNovember

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

There's no fucking way in hell i'd ever trust a dude that says "vanilla" is his favorite hentai tag during guy talk.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Don't participate in NNN if November is a stressful af month for you. Relieve yourself and shoot fat rope my dudes.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Would you rather cum so hard you accidentally shit? Or shit so hard you accidentally cum?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Pranked my wife this morning by secretly dunking my nuts into her scalding hot cup of coffee. Get fucking owned.

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Is it gay to cum on a toaster strudel and eat it?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

What do you guys think would happen if a lactose intolerant person were to buttchug whole milk?

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BootyGoblin @bussinway.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Any of you uncut dudes ever try stapling your foreskin shut?

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