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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 21h
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
look man, I don’t like it either, but
miss piggy from the muppets. there’s a penguin behind her but that’s not important to the joke. she is, in my opinion, a parallel of……independent wrestler Kingsley, who sings a song on the way to the ring and is a mean violent annoying lady. i think they are pigs of a feather 

i replied to cecil with this like 45 minutes ago and then realized i forgot to do alt text. i wonder how many other jokes i’ve fucked up by being too lazy to do this
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nelson from the Simpsons entranced by crooner Andy Williams, who shares his name with Every Time I Die guitarist and AEW wrestler Andy Williams (aka The Butcher). Andy Williams (the younger one) passed away last night.
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@dag john avail at hanover and maple
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
RICKY AND CUTANNER it’s kind of a sad story, actually! after being transformed into horrible toys i hate looking at, cutanner started carrying a vape everywhere as a security blanket and takes puffs constantly. ricky is very worried. you hate to see addictions taking root when they’re that young!
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
HAKAISER hakaiser was programmed to say no to drugs. he gets “high” on helping his friends in battle, please and thank you!
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
STACEY no person on earth has ever needed a puff more than this dude. let grandma smoke you out man
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
FLINT GOLDTWEAKER has been selling the pirate kush to zyuran in paw patrol ziploc bags that she stole from the grocery store. once a pirate always a pirate
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ZOXX TWOKAISER on his travels through the multiverse looking for the SD gear, zoxx landed on kushtopia, a dimension where everything is made of kush. the hold of his pirate ship is full of the stuff
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
THE BIRD yatsude takes rips out of the bird. next question
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
GRANDMA YATSUDE she owns a candy store and has a lot of free time. what do you think
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
VROOM vroom DOES smoke weed, but is banned from zyuran’s weed tent because he won’t stop asking when he’s “supposed to feel it”. despite his countless hours of research on strains and terpines and concentrates, a single puff out of zyuran’s apple bong full of stems absolutely obliterates him
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
GAON now i know what you're thinking: gaon is a white guy with dreads! wouldn't he be sparking that shit 24/7? the answer of course is yes, but he stopped so he'd be able to pass a drug test if a job opened up at the cat cafe
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
MAGINE magine tried smoking weed once with zyuran as her “spirit guide” (his words) and foresaw a terrible world of monsters that would soon crush the earth. zyuran got her some edibles for christmas instead
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ZYURAN zyuran has been smoking weed since the series he’s based on premiered (1993). he is the only one of the gang who can talk to the dealer without asking too many questions (vroom) or if they’re a cop (the bird)
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
it has come to my attention that many people here do not know which sentai characters smoke weed! thank goodness I’m here to help, just like my friends the kikai sentai zenkaigers GOSHIKEDA KAITO kaito is a good boy who DOES NOT smoke weed. what if he needs to drive someone to the hospital
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
she’s dating both of the blowjob brothers and they all ride in a rowboat together
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
this one’s more your speed anyway
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
it’s nice to see them dig up majima’s old dumbass minions but this is all I think when I see them
the blowjob brothers (nishida and minami) from like a dragon: pirate yakuza in hawaii. nishida wears a construction helmet, even though they stopped doing construction ten years ago; minami looks like majima but shittydril tweet:
( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
if I have one criticism of this place is that I see this picture too often attached to enough information to steal someone’s entire life
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this is TIEN -fuckface loser jobber bitch -zero Ws over anybody -dogshit fit, beyond dripless -fumbled launch to go live in the mountains with other, smaller loser -still mad at vegeta because he has nothing else to talk about
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this is TIEN SHINHAN -clean W over goku -flies without dumbass cloud -grows extra arms for battle -lunchpail blueliner who puts in the work and eats up minutes against elite fighters -pulled bad launch -certified beauty. absolute stud
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posting husk @burymyshell.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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