Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I just did a cooking lesson with my grandma and the amount of times she gave me the side eye lets me know I’ve really just been playing around in my kitchen all these years. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Stop scrolling and go record/edit/type up that thing you’re supposed to be working on. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The fans calling Cardi + Stefon’s son Baby Touchdown and her going along with it will never not be funny to me. 😂 000
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Delulu Hive is starting to stress me out. Beyoncé please give us something so they shut up! 😭 000
Reposted by Brittanie ElleJu @jujubee53.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I hope he bever bets on the commanders 012
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Cardi ain’t posted once. She put a hex on that nigga. He must have another baby on the way. 120
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The curse is real. LMFAO.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in front of a microphone in a room with other people .ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a microphone in a room with other people . 000
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Drake Maye gotta turn into Tom Brady. He shoulda bought an Etsy witch. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Whew this is so boring and ain’t nobody fine even out there. I’d rather be looking at Jalen Hurts. 😩 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The slo-mo of the patriots on the sideline is FRYING ME. 😭 000
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026For everyone who’s fallen asleep, WAKE UP! Go to the bathroom and grab your snacks for Bad Bunny. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Why are we doing karaoke to Backstreet Boys for a crypto app? 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I’m not a teacher but, I don’t think the children are walking around with post-it notes to stick on peoples backpacks. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Stefon got too many allegations to be getting in sideline squabbles. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I stopped sharing Bean years ago after following mom.uncharted on TT. With the uptick of AI and the things people can do with simple pictures… it was very sobering. Wiped her existence pretty much clean off of the internet. 0132
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The babies are protesting. 🥹 Let me go outside and monitor the scene. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Really trying to figure how, “Mossad used comedian Desi Banks to run recruitment ads against Iran” is a sentence that I’m reading in 2026. 040
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I was postpartum in 2016. I don’t remember a thing and I’d like to keep it that way. I’m happy so many people had a blast though! 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Whoever went into the kitchen one day and decided to put lobster in mac and cheese deserves every good thing life has to offer. 001
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026“Yes It Is” by Leon Thomas makes me want to run away to Antigua with that handsome man from college I never gave a chance. 000
Reposted by Brittanie ElleBig Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 12/01/2026They are going to give Sinners all these "technical" awards and none of the biggies. It's cool, we know the game. 13115
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026“I stole some words…” Typical white man, while accepting an award for writing. 🙃 040
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Knitting seems so easy to me. I learned it without many hiccups. Crocheting is beating my ass. 200
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Funeral homes are surprisingly cozy places, all things considered. 000
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I’m glad I started watching it for myself, I like this 5th season of Stranger Things so far. I’m only on episode 4 though, so this opinion is obviously still being workshopped. 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025In 2026 I’m only thrifting, knitting, or sewing my clothes. 040
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Funeral homes are surprisingly cozy places, all things considered. 000
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025We made it to St. Louis early and my daddy got irritated because I put a bandaid under my eye before we went to the restaurant for lunch. I’m just trying to commit to the millennial bit. 010
Reposted by Brittanie Elleessencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 23/12/2025I can figured it out with any zodiac sign. Just be a Handsome Sun and Big Dick Rising with a Really Good Job Moon. 148837
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025In 2020 my folks gifted me a down payment on a new car (I needed badly). I absolutely ain’t want or need anything else. 😂 PLEASE PAY A BILL! 020
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025- Soothing painting 🖼️ ✅ - AI Lion eating a tourist ❌ - Giving a bunny a spa day. Cooking it. ❌ - Ingrown toenail surgery ❌ - AI pimple popping ❌ - Part 3 of the worst storytime you’ve ever heard… no other parts. ❌ It’s really an adventure. 031
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Because this visit to see my grandpa is so last minute, I’m on a road trip with my parents. My daddy just turned on a podcast. Send help. 030
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025EYE was not even born until ‘89 so… idk. I guess my maturity precedes me. 😂 010
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025“Who Would Imagine a King” just came on the shuffle and I burst into tears. Whitney ain’t got no business being gone. 141
Reposted by Brittanie ElleBig Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 23/12/2025You niggas is big weird. 145
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Impromptu emergency visit to my dad’s hometown for the holiday because my grandfather took a turn and will be on hospice starting tomorrow… so, Merry Christmas I guess. 🫠 110
Reposted by Brittanie ElleBig Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 20/12/2025You know Ron! Ron RON?!? 191
Brittanie Elle @burrrittanie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Men will really ask for your number when you’re looking crazy as hell. Lmfaooo. 060
