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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 4h

As angry as some fanboys are at LANTERNS, you'd have thought John Stewart gave his ring to a gay black woman.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Finally saw Resident Evil and it made my top five for this year. Loved it. A lot of fun.

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Panicking Bryan Hodukavich

ALT: Panicking Bryan Hodukavich

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My romance novel was going great but suddenly this book has taken the lead. Thank you to all this who suddenly ordered this one and it's actually a perfect book for Halloween, since it includes a lot of the Universal monsters.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I hate that he'll never know how incredibly stupid he actually is

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The look my wife gives me when she sees how much I spent at the comic con

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My first thought when I saw the trailer for OTHER MOMMY was, "Bryce Howard is in this?"

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Rewatching X Files and I have to say, this would be over in season 1. "I WAS JUST PUT IN A COCOON BY FIREFLIES!! THIS JOB ISN'T WORTH 30k A YEAR! I QUIT!"

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Find me a movie where David Rappaport is acting and doesn't wave his arms around like he's trying to get rid of cigarette smoke before his mom comes home

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Kermit The Frog Muppet

ALT: Kermit The Frog Muppet

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sorry, but if you made a movie in 2026 and there's no trailer, I'm assuming it's bad.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The FBI saying beastiality isn't an automatic dismissal now sure changes the vibe on SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just a reminder. I write books. I've been told they're good. Burrmartin.com

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching people cheer when they're offered $5k to vote for the same people who cut food services for children, is quite the sobering moment

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don't celebrate people's deaths. I celebrate the lives that stop being negatively affected by those people.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So, i wake in the morning, and i step outside, and I take a deep breath and scream "SU-Su-Sudio!"

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If trump were alive 2000 years ago, he would've sold the nails to crucify Christ and then want them back when they were done.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He dyed his hair. He wears makeup. He wears high heels. He likes to post selfies in different outfits. He wants a ballroom.

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Girl Maria Heated Rivalry Girl Seriously

ALT: Girl Maria Heated Rivalry Girl Seriously

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When your dog is wondering why you made it rain outside...

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The new Progressive commercial where they introduce an influencer hits me so hard. "So, this is just you opening up a box?"

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Someone please send Luigi a Punisher shirt for this timeline to start making sense

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Congratulations to the HBO show LANTERNS. The nerds are so upset, you'd think the entire cast were female.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I love when dentists say, "Why haven't you been in more?" and then give you a 'road map' of how they can help for about $12,000.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The only reason Elon is hitting the moon with a rocket is to say "I did that", instead of feeding thousands of children and saying "I did that".

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Florida just recorded its highest number of leprosy cases in modern history. RFK jr says we aren't going to push vaccinations because meat is better when it falls off the bone

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You know when you have a friend you talk crap about sometimes and then some stranger who doesn't know him starts to talk a lot of crap about them and they didn't earn the right, so you tell them to shut up? My friend is Spokane.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

jmo, (and I don't want to get into a religious debate. This isn't what this post is about) but commenting "prayers" feels like when someone responds to your text with "K".

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So I guess now would be a good time for trump to drag his piss filled diapered ass up to that giant faucet and give it a turn to help us out with these fires, eh?

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Right now in America, a safe BLT is... Tomatoes

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I don't care what trump receives. Give him awards. Give him rings. Give him planes. He's got one fluid filled foot in the grave now. All those trinkets will be fought for by his gremlin kids and arse lickers. Hopefully most of it will still be on his body when they fight for them.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Spider-Man Brand New Day feels like two movies and both of them are for comic book readers. Last time I felt the many emotions was watching Thunderbolts. Top 5 Spider Man movie

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A highlight reel of people punching me just because....

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You know, truthfully, we've never seen Ebenezer Scrooge and Mitch McConnell in the same room at the same time

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Conservative Lunch special: LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN-ING THE LIBS Taylor Farms salad with ivermectin dressing and unpasteurized milk on the side.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Walmarts New Brand "Trust Me, Bro Farms"

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Hannah Waddingham should be the next 007 and I won't be taking any questions because I have spoken

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Americans screaming at Russians that they should do something about Putin while living in America right now is truly wild.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'll take a conservatives complaining about The Odyssey about as serious as a donald trump cognitive test

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

When you take a family photo for Xmas and your daughter brings home a boy that you know won't be there next Xmas.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

New review for my latest book!

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. We debated the full impact that midichlorans had on the Star Wars universe

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch McConnell is currently Shrodengers Turtle

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I enjoy the Sonic guys. Here's my pitch: Act 1: Driver picks up the passenger, who was in need. We find out how they met. Act 2: They go and order Sonic. Someone plants a bomb under the car. Act 3: They have to gain 5 pounds every 30 minutes from eating or the car explodes! Millionaire dollar idea

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Would the assassin the trump administration hires for a July 4th attempt, at least get holiday pay?

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

To those people who misunderstood my ad for HOOPFEST this weekend, I see how "Needing 2 men for some group fun this weekend downtown" was slightly misleading. I apologize.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Due to bad weather, Vanilla Ice has had to cancel his show at the 250 America State Fair. Apologies to the three ticket holders.

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

'He returned for the second show, and I saw him with his hand in his pants likely doing what we all thought he was doing,' one witness told police in a voluntary statement." I mean, kudos for doing the second show on short notice

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Leave it to white trash to have a big party on the front lawn that led to a fight and then blame someone else for wrecking his above ground pool

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

So when Jesus DOES take the wheel, does he possess your body and take over or does he do that awkward "left hand on the steering wheel from the passenger seat while you work the pedals" thing?

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Other bands that have pulled out of the American State Fair concert

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Burr Martin @burrmartin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I'm just starting the Roast of Kevin Hart and I'm wondering, did they let Shane Gillis know he could try to write some jokes beforehand?

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