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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 5h

Ah, cool. Fred Meyer wasn't sad enough already, looking forward to its ever increasing rate of decline.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 5h

Gotta add the pickley pop of capers and a top donut

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 10h

You better bet we're ready to get seasonal, brother

A person in a flower crown behind a skeleton in a flower crown

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I am aged. I have opinions on Poirot's mustache.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hilarious that I got motion sickness for Disco Elysium and zero for Galactic Racer. Body what is even wrong with you.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trying to decide if I should see this immediately or if it's going to be too clownshow because my local is like 3 blocks from the bridge on the poster

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Turned on OPB and it was just people demoing the inside of an old house with nice music playing over top and this is like that TV for dogs but aimed at me. I could just have this on all day.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Pretending I'm making browned butter rice crispy treats because I'm bougie and not because I set the heat too high

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I know I can never trust the things I think are important when I'm falling asleep because last night I almost got out of bed to draw magical girl Paul Bunyan (and her magical girl companion, Babe the blue ox)

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think I never got *that* into dragons because I wasn't a horse girl. You just know if dragons existed horse girls would be out there letting them lick their teeth. Don't do that. That's how you get salmonella.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey Chewy, if someone has been buying medically sensitive dog food for a few years and they suddenly stop, maaaybe don't send the "Hey! Why aren't you buying from us anymore? Will 15 bucks change anything?" mailers

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The doctor says I should be listening to my body as I recover from surgery but the soft animal of my body wants to hose five fucking corn dogs so I don't think that's a good call.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But we don't have to let that be the case. (But you should also watch Phantom of the Paradise)

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Taking bets on how tall my stupidly powerful rose gets this year. It's currently at 12 feet and showing no signs of stopping

A picture of a big ole rose bush in front of a tiny shed

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I am once again asking - does this fucking work on people?

A text message that says "Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $15 to blank's campaign today?"

I blacked out the candidate name because I don't like to reward bad behavior

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It is incredible how many ads I get for food I can't eat. Please, marketers, this should be an easy one.

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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 07/10/2026

Yesterday, in a Commander game, I watched a deck steal my Grandma, load her into a cannon and shoot her at another Grandma. Magic is good.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can tell I'm not fully recovered yet because I just looked at a glass of iced coffee and went, "hm I'd like to finish that, but I'm not sure if it's from today." It still has ice in it, I think I can be pretty sure, brain.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Our first date was the VVitch and you haven't left me for Black Philip yet soooo

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Man like whatever happened to letting a turtle choose your fantasy football team for you. If you don't care, don't care in a funny way

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hahaha it wouldn't surprise me. It's got to be top three if not the most memed poem at this point.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm going to say again, not enough people read Peter Watts' Starfish, a major plot point of which was a system prioritizing a lifeform that was more "efficient" than humanity. You can rarely rely on sole metrics.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Look I rarely regret leaving California but I would have been able to skate to this on the beach from my apartment and, yes, I can admit, that would have been sick as hell. We have so many skaters in pdx, something like this would be incredible here. www.longbeach.gov/pw/projects/...

A beautiful outdoor skate rink on the beach in Long Beach California

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've been taking so many drugs post surgery I almost hard swallowed a candy corn

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just got dutch subtitles for one of my least favorite ads, which made me hate it more. Not naming and shaming because I'm scared it's a new tactic.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We've got some wild mullet action going on here now. Major party in the back

A plastic skull with chia sprouts growing out of it

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 01/10/2026

Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...

Screenshot of Merriam Webster etymology note for cockamamie:
By the look and sound of it, cockamamie (also spelled "cockamamy") could have something to do with a rooster and the outrageous sound it makes. But in fact, cockamamie is believed to be an altered form of the term decalcomania, which refers to the process, invented in the mid-19th century, of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. (The word referring to the picture or design itself, decal, is a shortening of decalcomania.) The word decalcomania comes from French, with décalcomanie combining the verb décalquer, meaning "to trace" or "to transfer by tracing," and -manie, meaning "-mania." Starting in the 1930s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called decals or—in children's slang—cockamamies. Those familiar with today's temporary tattoos will understand quickly that these were regarded by many as silly novelties, lending the word cockamamie the necessary leeway for application to anything ridiculous.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's weird because the rest of that secret lair isn't?

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bluesky is just encouraging use of alt text by making sure images don't load

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The fun part of building out a new home office is collecting books from all over the house and going, yeah, that's basically me on a shelf

A bookshelf shelfie with a potted plant and a little pumpkin on top.

The books on the shelf are:
The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett
Figure Drawing by Andrew Loomis
Reinventing Comics by Scott McCloud
Neuromancer by William Gibson
Betty Crocker's Cooky Book
The Joy of Cooking (a softback newer edition)
The making of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Bunny Borg ttrpg rulebook
Pok Pok cookbook
A practical guide to Linux
Portland Cooks cookbook
Space Gits rulebook
Moomin: The Complete Tove Jansson Comic Strip

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And I love that they call out the artist in the description! Super great in this cursed time!

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look, eventually I'll have a full week of Movie Madness shirts to wear (and then I'll buy more)

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Somehow I apparently absorbed zero of the plot of Nine to Five through cultural osmosis

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I forgot to buy energy cubes and now I don't have the energy to buy energy cubes

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And before you ask, no, I would not survive somewhere it actually got real humid, and certainly not where it got *hot* and humid. But I also hate the dry heat. And the cold. Please, my enclosure must be ideal at all times or I cannot flourish.

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Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Boy I sure did pick a humid day to fully rearrange my basement 🫠

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