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sassy_chaotic

@burnthebeatnik.bsky.social
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burnt out 🔥 baddie 💋🖤 unhinged 🤸‍♀️ & serving high-quality dialectical brainrot 💀💬

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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I am just a fluffy baby being forced to dress up and perform
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Some of you are in rough shape and need to groomscroll instead
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Got a picture of my brain 🧠 🔥
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Also, don't cut your bangs.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Note to all women who are PMSing, DO NOT ask AI to put you in a WEDDING DRESS when you just broke up with your boyfriend of 10 YEARS 🙃👌
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The one day a month I feel sexy, you're welcome.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Nothing creates a safe space quite like noise canceling headphones.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The daily construction next door is really good for practicing my DBT skills for distress tolerance.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I'm just a potato with great hair.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
A dialog with myself: "I just make every mistake possible" "Don't judge, mistakes are a part of healing" "Oh, so 'healing' is good & I should try to make more mistakes..." "Not what I said." "Don't gaslight me, it's what I heard." The body: WE INTERRUPT TO REPORT ANOTHER ANXIETY INDUCED HEADACHE.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Nobody's listening to each other. Everyone who doesn't realize we're in this together must feel so alone.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
posture check
a poorly drawn cat sitting upright in an awkward position while wearing a vestan orange tabby cat sitting upright with a slightly hunched posture while wearing a black harness
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 19/11/2025
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Out here, in rural America, the old white men are laughing over chickens playing pianos. And that turned into skepticism and figuring out this world. That moved into Trump being a symptom of the times. And then murdering Venezuelans in boats is a war crime. LOOK OUT! We are super scary people.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’m not judging. I'm conducting a psychological evaluation. Yes, you are failing.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Built different because I'm assembled incorrectly.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I just need to know which ancient curse I accidentally activated
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I have commitment issues with the bit.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I am both the fulfilled prophecy of eons and the inevitable fall of the universe, wrapped in a vessel that can not handle caffeine or cold feet.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I am cutie patootie 💖
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Oh, me? Just seeking hermetic alchemy which doth dissolve the mortal coil and perchance, facilitate divine transcendence of time and space itself. 🤷‍♀️💀🔮📚✨️
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Random older gentleman gifted me a freshly rolled joint, just for being kind. After he explained recent events with individuals being needlessly cruel, I bestowed my personal offering of love and light to him. He was obviously most appreciative. His dog was cute too. ❤🌿✨️🌞🌈👍
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hunter mountain hike was purdy
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I will always be late. I owe nothing to the construct of time. Fuck clocks.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Can someone put Donald's desk in the hallway
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Depressed Fozzie Bear: I wish I could wakkaway from myself.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
There are 2 cats inside of you. They are both hungry even though they just ate.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Let's switch gender roles, men go to therapy and women will just punch holes in the walls.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
More and more I identify with those old grouchy ass muppets who boo everything
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
They used to prescribe quaaludes and vibrators for depression. I get several medications that make it worse and a meditation app from my therapist. 👍
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I keep mistakenly reading enthusiasm as euthanasia, if that's not a sign
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
All my life I just wanted to be a happy little tree.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm identifying more and more with the secluded woman in a woodland cottage the locals fear.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
About to cha cha slide off a fucking cliff.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I hope this email never finds you. I hope you've escaped.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My exhaustion has reached the molecular level.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Accidentally traded serotonin for self-awareness. Big mistakes.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I need to lay down and close my 3rd eye
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sober, healed and hydrated. Just in time for the apocalypse.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Healed just to realize the world's the one that's sick.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The sensitive boys should be taught how to spackle in grade school so they can fix all the future holes they punch.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I've decided that anything a man says is propaganda.
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sassy_chaotic @burnthebeatnik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I've decided that any man speaking at a podium with an American Flag behind them is AI propaganda.
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