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@burningphoenix.bsky.social
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Eclectic, Passionate, Epistemophile,Philosopher, Inquistive,political lonewolf,Charter of Rights,Human Rights, ADHD, Loves: comedy,🎶, history,🎨🖼🎭,👩‍🍳🔪gardening,animals,nature,hiking,🏕,🔬🧪🔭,tech,gadgets,CBC📻,📖,🚗,MEMES,📸,➕️🇨🇦Treaties16&18

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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Thank you, but I is Canadian, eh. 🤣 Happy 4th of July and too many more... I hope and pray every day for you guys as we are in the same boat with drumpsky lite, #trumplite #pp #peepee who wants the same as MAGA.🥹
Happy 4th of July
Please keep your pets safe from fireworks

Grey savvy with a hat, and a black Labrador receiver.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
x.com/TizzyEnt/sta...
TizzyEnt
@TizzyEnthat
– some immunity from
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules that Trump has some immunity from prosecution over Jan 6 less
https://x.com/TizzyEnt/status/1807805710018715688?t=zN_KjIFdOukf2qh71h4f-A&s=19
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Barrett, Thomas, gosurch, Alito, Robert's, Kavanaugh wearing a beer hat, all walking with golden sneakers.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
Priceless!💜 🤣😅😅 but #trump has the penguin still, our "premair" lol Boss hogg #dougford used #rogerstone to get elected & he still has #stephenharper #idu #chairman #installing #facists #fmrpmcanada
Identity politics
Stephen harper holding  a letter with word Nicabs on it, standing infront of the full body mirror and trump in reflections holding a letter immigrants.Roger stone as a dunking bird with a weight, he is dunking his nose in lies. 
saying no collusion! gurn club bubble dribbleStephen harper in a bed reading a trump book the art of the comeback 
Newspaper headline, Harper using the term "old stock canadians"Headline above barr stone and harper playing red guitars 
stone and the family sly.
CORRUPTION
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Rigged came up.
And now for my next song, called Everything Is Rigged
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
The supreme court is engulfed with a many tentacles monsters over reaching the Capitol and the white house. a few tentacles have written 

dobs decision
originalism
conservative majority

a banner above all checks and balances
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
trumps shouting and pointing at bide. "All jacked up on performance enhancers!"
Biden holding onto a bottle of prescription facts.And, now for my new song called everything is rigged. a kid playing a guitar crying with a mop of hair like trump. circa 1970s pic.debate prep, aviators onto of binders foreign policy and domestic policy. and a pail with a gold T labeled bucket of mud, mud slopping out of the pail.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Superstar!
Superstar!

Mary Catherine Gallagher  snl character.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
#michaeldeadder The cartoon the next day after #Trump won.2016 Please,never again. It will emboldened our Trump lite we call PP pontificating #PierrePoilievre, shadow cabinet stacked full of #Evangicals, rageful, homophobic, transphobic, islamphobic & "ics" #racists. #IDU #stephenHarper 's puppet
Trump is on the shoulders of the statue of liberty, and she is turning away, while he is kissing it.

"I knew you wanted me."
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Michael de Adder #MichaeldeAdder
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY KEEP BEHIND GLASS
michael de Adder Trump in a box padlocked 5 pad locks a hammer to break glass, trump looks frantic yelling banging the glass with his tiny hands
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Checked inside a few churches just to be sure
Found no Ten Commandments posted on the wall

church in the background with many stained glass windows
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
The Other 98% ❤
2d.
*
been inside a church, so you hire an Al artist to create a pic of you praying in church, be sure to tell the Al programmer to double check the number of fingers you have. Trump prayer at a pew in church.Where there's so much water, you don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But uhhhhhh, no. Their idea. You know. Did you see the other day, they just put, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it. They close it. Washing machines to wash your dishes. There's a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water.
The Very Stable Genius June 22, 2024. Trump
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
🤣😅🤣 and good! Copied Father Nathan Monk. I published an essay on this subject this week that has the biblical literalists doing cartwheels to undo the plain text of scripture. You can enjoy it here: fathernathan.substack.com/p/the-story-...
fathernathan ❤
Biblical literalists: the Bible is the Word of God and must be interpreted in its most literal and absolute form. Nothing about it can be changed or explained away. If the Bible says it, I believe it.
The Bible: Jonathan joined his soul with David and disrobed. Jonathan and David kissed and wept when they learned they would be torn apart. David wrote a love song about how Jonathan's love was sweeter than a woman's.
Biblical literalists: What you need to understand is shut the f+ck up.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
#Foreigninterference by #chairman #idu #stephanharper #installing #facists #globally #trump #by-election #canada x.com/FairplayDesi...
Brooke...
WOMEN
AGAINST OILIEVR
@Fairpla...
Following
Seems this page has been
erased by Harper only after I took a screenshot.
The IDU interfered in yesterday's by-election, I feel it in my bones
Countries can only develop their full potential if they develop recognising the ideals of liberal democracy, freedom of the individual, and the need for economic growth to be based on individual initiative and free, competitive enterprise economies. The IDU has a clear role in a modern world, where today's idea in one country is tomorrow's policy in another.
Through the IDU, member Parties can exchange policy ideas, assist each other to win the political argument, and to win elections. There are regular meetings of both the full IDU and its Regional Unions and Organisations. The officers of the IDU are elected at Party Leaders' Meetings which are held every three or four years.
At IDU Executive Meetings, briefings are given on local and topical issues, as well as consideration given to applicCountries can only develop their full potential if they develop recognising the ideals of liberal democracy, freedom of the individual, and the need for economic growth to be based on individual initiative and free, competitive enterprise economies. The IDU has a clear role in a modern world, where today's idea in one country is tomorrow's policy in another.
Through the IDU, member Parties can exchange policy ideas, assist each other to win the political argument, and to win elections. There are regular meetings of both the full IDU and its Regional Unions and Organisations. The officers of the IDU are elected at Party Leaders' Meetings which are held every three or four years.
At IDU Executive Meetings, briefings are given on local and topical issues, as well as consideration given to applicant parties. Apart from Executive Meetings and meetings of IDU's Standing Committee on Foreign Affairs, the IDU holds events such as the Young Leaders Forum, plus undertakes fact-finding missions a
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day. Today, we celebrate the culture, & contributions of Indigenous peoples. This day is a powerful reminder to honor the resilience and strength of Indigenous communities, and to acknowledge the land we live on and its original caretakers. #IndigenousPeoplesDay
Happy Indigenous Day 
artwork
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
TDotResident #onpoli #dougford #galenweston #loblaws #shoppersdrugmart #corruption #kingpin #canpoli #russianoligarch #satanchoice #hellsangels #Italianmafia #Canadianmafia As a reminder... the Ford family business DECO shows on their homepage that they are the preferred printer for Loblaws.
Galen weston jr. with a septer and crown dressed in yellow of the no name brandDeco lab Doug ford's company l9blaws and metro sobeys. we are preferred printers for.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Trump is trying to reach his arm in a vending, grasping at reality.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
#rip #donaldsutherland
Kiefer Sutherland wrote.
a picture of himself and his father David Sutherland.
With a heavy heart, I tell you that my father, Donald Sutherland, has passed away. I personally think one of the most important actors in the history of film. Never daunted by a role, good, bad or ugly. He loved what he did and did what he loved, and one can never ask for more than that. A life well lived.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
What a maroon our"premair" #onpoli Doug thuggie fraudulent corruption has not read a📖 since dropping out of high school #Ford ,"We gonna put on a 100% tariff on Chinese cars." 🤣😅🤣 His puppet master fmr pm Stephen soulless ghoul #Harper chairman of the #idu ,sold us to China for33 yrs with #FIPA.
NEW: Ontario Premier Doug Ford asks the federal government to impose a 100% tariff on Chinese-made electric vehicles -- citing the need to protect the billions of dollars in taxpayer-backed investments in Ontario's auto manufacturing sector. 

#onpoliStatement from Premier Doug Ford
I'm calling on the federal government to immediately match or exceed U.S. tariffs on Chinese imports, including at least a 100 per cent tariff on Chinese electric vehicles. Taking every advantage of low labour standards and dirty energy, China is flooding the market with artificially cheap electric vehicles. Unless we act fast, we risk Ontario and Canadian jobs. Over the last four years, Ontario has a secured $43 billion worth of investments in electric vehicle and battery manufacturing, securing hundreds of thousands of good, well-paying jobs. This has been an all-hands-on-deck achievement, working side-by-side with the federal government and our private-sector labour partners.
can never take our progress for granted. Our workers are the best in the world. As governments, we need to do everything in our power to protect their jobs and the paycheques they take home. Now's the time to work with our U.S. partners to deepen and strengthen home-grown, U.S.-
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Yup, yup, yup. I want a bloody storm. I love winter, so I have every right to complain. 🫠
Ceraunophile
a person who loves lightning and thunder; a lover of thunderstorms.

Lightening in the background a person standing
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
#Barryblitt 🇨🇦
Barry Blitt all the supreme court justice republican leaning in individual tanks in a line going to run over a woman wearing a red dress.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
So deep in sleep. even treat bag, is meh, she knows it's there.I have to take it away, or it will be in shreds. Industrial fan,portable fan pushing portable air con from other room, and it still is heating up in the attic of the haunted mansion. Dang it,25°C. It's a day to hide in the shade & sleep.
Black domestic long hair cat, Lulu laying on her back feet up. sleeping deeply
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Tara Shannon

18h

"Sometimes I think I'll never fit in." said Rabbit. "Maybe you're not meant to fit in." said Bear. "Maybe you're meant to stand out."

Tara Shannon, 2021

#rabbitandbear #standout

"Sometimes I think /// reva fit in. said Rollbit.

"Maybe you're not meant to fit im." said Bear.

"Maybe you're Meant to Stand out."

A drawing of a bear sitting with a rabbit.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Dang it, I guess... 🤣😂
This summer heat made me realise that I won't survive in hell, I have to change. Baby Yoda sweating in the summer heat.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
really just spent two minutes like "why would you shame someone with tuna?"
TUNASHAMED
Tuna shaming is the worst kind
of shaming.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
I am a curious succubus. 🤣😂 that tracks, kidding. 🤣😂
RISING SIGN
ARIES BOUNCY
TAURUS
1
1
OPULENT
GEMINI CURIOUS
CANCER SOFT
LEO VIBRANT
VIRGO INQUISITIVE
LIBRA HONEY
SCORPIO DEATH
- SPARKLING - MYSTERIOUS ECCENTRIC
PISCES - PSYCHEDELIC
SUN SIGN
ARIES FIRECRACKER TAURUS ANGEL GEMINI FOX
CANCER MOONBEAM
LEO DEMI-GOD/RAY OF SUNSHIN VIRGO WOODLAND FAERIE LIBRA LOVER
SCORPIO SUCCUBUS / INCUBUS SAGITTARIUS - SAGE
CAPRICORN - BADDIE
AQUARIUS ALIEN
PISCES MYSTIC MERMAID
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
#pierrepoillievre #offtherails #campaignvideo #conservative #canada #squawking #putrid #pontificating #petulant #pilfering #peridious #prevaricating #pretentious #idupuppet #cannotmath #refusedsecurityclearance #foreigninterefence #stephanharper #iduchairman #idu #facistlover #installingfacists
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Roddy
567K %
@RodK.... 5h :
Actual footage of a 20+
year pensioner in his 40's, with a huge house, a chauffeur, a butler, a cook and a maid finding out that he will pay a tiny bit more on his numerous rental properties that he charges ridiculous
amounts for.
1721
78
1K
Brent Whiteside. 19h 99
Pee Pee
Mommy, why do Conservatives believe
everything Pierre Poilievre says?
www
Because they're f*cking stupid honey.

First Pic is Pierre poilievre as a crying toddler infront of a Canadian flag. 2nd pic is circa 1950s woman with her child canning vegetables.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
🤣😂
Me, blessing your meme with a "HaHa' before I steal it.
Keanu Reaves wearing a gold and red robe, waving his hands in blessing. a golden light in a circle behind him as if he is a saint.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
When his teleprompter goes down, we get shit like this
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Make siesta mainstream and normal in North America.
The Narcoleptic Goddess
D
26m.◉
The National Siesta Championship in Madrid Spain is a nap competition held every year to promote naps for your health. Contestants are required to fall deep asleep for a certain period of time and the winner receives a cash price.
staff
isk

People looked over by a person 5 people sleeping on a couch.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
True that. Numero Uno, Uber alles, der Führer jr. with ultimate orange jackaloon.
Elon muskRAT as the real life character Dr.Evil
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Hmmm, Lily of the valley, I rather love that scent, I wear it often. 🤣😂 Funny, I love the flower that is the deadliest. 🙃 youhadmeatgardening.com/deadly-flowe...
I am a delicate feminine  flower. 😂🤣😂

Xena shouting at someone.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
I feel seen. Happens very rarely. 😂🤣🙃
NARCOLEPTI
Gonness
The Narcoleptic Goddess
1d.◉
Me running on 2 hours sleep, coffee, energy drinks and no food:
TheNarcoleplaGoddess
✓ a dog probably catching a treat and missing but looks deranged.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Rebel Circus
CIRCUS
"Inked
2d.
Goth Lasagna.
Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please
Cashier. That's chocolate cake. picture of a chocolate multi layer cake.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
I say keep it and tell everyone to be observant. 😂🤣
There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people. were falling. The carpet:

carpet had designs on it lines and it was cut in sections and placed in disarray, creating an optical illusion.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
THAT DEAL WITH DUMMIES ON A REGULAR BASIS

Redd fox raising a glass, as the character from Sanford and son.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Bad Girl Mystic 1d. S
When you scroll through the profile of someone you were buddies with as a kid and they're now deep into the right-wing sauce
×
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
And to pet father's too.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
For all the men out there acting as a father, uncle, grandfather, and friend and to all the women who are doing the work of both mom and dad
The Indigo Child's Survival Guide
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
It's time to place my weary head on my pillow. Sweet dreams and good morning. 💜 💤🧸
I hope there are days when
your coffee tastes like magic, your Playlist makes you
dance strangers make You Smile, and the night sky touches Your Soul. I hope You fall in love with being alive again. 
a person wrote the caption on their hand.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
I'm not everyone's cup of tea or coffee... But, I drink what I drink so fuck them. Could have scotch in that cup. 🤣😂🤣
Beautiful chaos
1h.
This Witch
This Witch.
Following May 3. *
I'M NOT EVERYONE'S
CUP OF TEA...
BUT I DRINK COFFEE
SO FUCK THEM.
UNKNOWN
a woman sitting on a French provincial ornate sofa drinking a coffee. Looking elegant.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
One will still be retching if one sees said wee Itty bitty phallus of a button fungi. I wish someone would design such an emoji for election just for tRump followers.
If this ever becomes an emoji, women are going to have a field day.

an emoji of a hand index finger and thumb.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
One day, I shall relish when I can say my peace finally to a select few individuals with an audience. I have done this in court a few times. The entire courtroom laughed. I am very patient. I play the long game.
Patience....

Frontere &tamen

Sonja Marie73

What you have when there are too many witnesses.
a women sitting in a chair by a table circle maybe early1900s
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Nah, I usually just make one statement, if they continue with an absurd asisine take, as I leave space, I am open-minded. I actually start laughing very hard. It's happened a few times. They quickly walk away, and I know they still hear me cackling, as my voice carries. 🤣😂🤣
When someone starts an
argument with me about
something I know a lot about
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
occupydemocrats
☐ Made with Al

Clarence Thomas has huge money bags, Kavanaugh has a beer helmet on, barret has a Bible, Robert's is sleeping  kkk klansman  fish tackle box stuffed with money and a fishing hataltito. Gorsuch has aviators on. with a suitcase infrknt of him stuffed with money.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
nick_rafello
Yes. I know they all hate- you, but when they get through punishing you for all you did to them, I will come and take you home with me.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Being labeled a gifted kid vs. what I turned out to be
i
MASHABLE
Veterinarians treat 'exotic' bird, realize it's just a seagull covered in curry
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Smokey the bear pointing at a family looking at a lake.
caption watch me ear this family.Go to sleep tasty campers. 

a kids golden book with a smiling bear.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Live by the sharpie die by the sharpie. 😂🤣😂
Trans Army
×
14h.
I'm not saying to do this, but
blue sharpies are not expensive.
I PUMP
PENIS
MAKE ME
GAG

a sign with words inked out with a blue sharpie.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
My son asks me this too... and he lists all my qualities. My heart bursts. 🥹💜
Why don't you got a boyfriend ma? You're too gorgeous to be single. 

Me: (laughs in demon) a character from a horror movie looking down giggling.
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Phoenix @burningphoenix.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Me and my bestie unsupervised
on our
way to spread
some
f*ckery
Beautiful chaos
and make some more epic
bad decisions
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