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Burning1always

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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They tore down the local Arby's and now I don't know who has the meat anymore.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once a year I take 500mg of THC edibles and then go to Costco. This is why I don't own a home.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you ever watch me stare blankly into the middle distance mid-sentence, please don't intervene. I'm just watching my remaining patience slowly pack its bags and leave through the window.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ben still got it after 250 years. Lol
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes it really fucking blows being a blue dot in a red state and doing construction because homeowners always be like "you like trump right?" And I have to force down my hatred for him and simply reply "I don't have time to pay attention to politics".
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you use the phrase "goog" in reference to googling some piece of information you should be shot no more than three times in the head.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I spent like 3 hours crawling around underneath a trailer today and when I went to take a shower the whole tub turned brown.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should get medicated.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Depending on the size of the tanker it can take anywhere from 2300 fully loaded 18 wheelers to 16,300 fully loaded 18 wheelers to replace a single fully loaded oil tanker.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nfts are still a thing?
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Yes Chef Puppet in Kitchen
ALT: Yes Chef Puppet in Kitchen
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The greatest most bestest part of Bluesky is using a custom feed someone created just to have that feed randomly disappear into nonexistence with no way to figure out what happened. The best social media.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just me watching my stable Linux distro boot loop.
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Oh Fuck
ALT: Oh Fuck
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Btw this was an Australian f-35 that they couldn't repair so they were sending parts back to us to have them worked on.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your homie who doesn't really smoke says he got that good good...
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good job bro!
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zoinks!
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn this gummy got me feeling taxidermied.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Life is just a series of locking and unlocking doors until you die.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Spock: Flawlessly Logical
ALT: Spock: Flawlessly Logical
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When your standards are non-existent the amount of sex you can have dramatically increases.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Asian Fred Flintstone Says Yabba Dabba Doo!
ALT: Asian Fred Flintstone Says Yabba Dabba Doo!
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Phone tribalism makes me roll my eyes into a black hole. The gravity well absorbs everything in a 5 meter radius.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And everyone says this place doesn't have The Juice™️
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean....technically....
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don't mind me I'm just gonna eat this 100mg gummy and vibe.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hard to choose which amount of brain damage would be worse.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm a 3 time unc now.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Grew my very first marijuana plant recently and harvested it. And holy shit it's strong.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Diesel is $6 a gallon.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Big fish stick.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mapquest.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I harvested my plant the other day and now I have to be patient.
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Cinna (Lenny Kravitz) in Hunger Games
ALT: Cinna (Lenny Kravitz) in Hunger Games
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Blood moon goatse. Only on Bluesky.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What was your blood moon wish?
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Time to get ridiculously high and fall asleep in my chair.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Depends on the quality of materials used in both applications. Is the lvp glued or floating? Is the engineered hardwood quality or the cheapest the homeowner could find. Not enough info to give real advice on. You're gonna win/lose with both options.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The 🎷 is the best musical instrument.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cutie patootie confirmed.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm so conflicted. I have a plant that's officially 8 weeks into flower and so torn on when to chop.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Brb gotta go get my weed plant high
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hawaiian.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love when the discourse gets out of fucking control on here. The juice......
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Vegeta's 'It's Over 9000!' Power Level
ALT: Vegeta's 'It's Over 9000!' Power Level
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah I spreadsheet.
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Daniel Labelle's Quick Bedsheet Fitting Trick
ALT: Daniel Labelle's Quick Bedsheet Fitting Trick
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There is a singular fly in my home that won't leave me the fuck alone. Brb setting my home on fire.
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Hellmo Pizza Fire Meme
ALT: Hellmo Pizza Fire Meme
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Burning1always @burning1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is Trump's emotional support psychopath.
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