burn2r @burn2r.com · 10/08/2026Those first few minutes with your hot dog are the most important, you don’t want to let those juices out too early A lot of people don’t realize this 060
burn2r @burn2r.com · 17/05/2026Hier soir j’ai bu trop d’alcool et aujourd’hui j’ai mal à la tête :( je suis désolé pour « french posting » 170
burn2r @burn2r.com · 14/05/2026Umbrellas fucking rule and let’s stop pretending they don’t. A little roof I can carry over my head to protect myself? Also a stylish accessory? I can give it a little twirl if I want to feel cute? 270
burn2r @burn2r.com · 13/05/2026Cutle #171: 🎉 50:50 🎉 (2026-05-13) - pfiffel.com/cutlepfiffel.comCutleCut the shape perfectly in half! 291
burn2r @burn2r.com · 21/04/2026Me: sorry I was speeding officer, “Shut Up and Drive” by Rihanna came on shuffle Him: you… you know that song is about sex right? Me (a virgin): … Him: ok, put your hands behind your back pal 2100
burn2r @burn2r.com · 13/04/2026#Angle #1391 1/4 🎉 www.angle.wtfangle.wtfAngleGuess the angle in 3 tries or less! 260
burn2r @burn2r.com · 11/04/2026this the vibe today. don’t come anywhere near me if you’re not bringing this energy 280
burn2r @burn2r.com · 29/03/2026Do you guys think dinosaurs kissed way back in the day? (like before they were extinct) 180
burn2r @burn2r.com · 11/03/2026You DO NOT wanna be a #8 Club Sub Mike’s Way on Rosemary Parm bread when my hungry ass is around 🤤 180
burn2r @burn2r.com · 01/03/2026If these monkeys had to throw down, who would win? I know who I’m picking 🙂↕️ 390
burn2r @burn2r.com · 21/02/2026This mf at the bar at Applebees ordered 2 different drinks and is just having a conversation with himself 😭 I wanna join in the convo lemme third wheel! You, yourself, and me let’s chit chat 190
burn2r @burn2r.com · 14/02/2026My custom license plate “676767” finally came in but it’s not funny anymore and now I look like an IDIOT driving around :/ 1100
burn2r @burn2r.com · 17/12/2025BUBATHON 2 STARTS TOMORROW Up to 48 HOURS of gaming, yapping, and fun sub goals! Day 1 will be featured on the Twitch homepage! twitch.tv/burn2r 082
burn2r @burn2r.com · 08/12/2025should.... should i be providing daily bunnies? @developers.google.com what is it that you want from me. 1100
burn2r @burn2r.com · 03/12/2025I will NOT allow human-octopus marriage. Sorry, that's a line I am not willing to cross. Discuss. 7121
burn2r @burn2r.com · 01/12/20251h39 minutes of my life i will never get back @enderdragon minecraft is hard i will be back to beat it and by it i mean minecraft 2111
burn2r @burn2r.com · 19/11/20251 1,2 2 3,4 3 3,8 4 ODDS x 5 4,5,9 x 6 8,0 7 5,6 x 8 8,9 x 9 2,0 x 0 2,3 4103
burn2r @burn2r.com · 10/11/2025WE THE BEOPLE are taking back the em dash, the Oxford comma, and all punctuation. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT @microsoft.com 3145
burn2r @burn2r.com · 07/11/2025MENTAL EALTH MATTERS you matter ❤️🔥 take care of yourself and your brain! 2176
burn2r @burn2r.com · 03/11/2025How many unread texts do you currently have? I'm sitting on 46 atm 870
burn2r @burn2r.com · 29/10/2025I have a theory Every single dumpster will eventually smell the same. It doesn't matter what you put in there, all dumpsters eventually smell like "dumpster" 2111
burn2r @burn2r.com · 24/10/2025putting a fake cast on my arm so I don't get judged for using a fork at the Chinese restaurant 5132
burn2r @burn2r.com · 20/10/2025Ordering a sub at Jersey Mike's and they asked me "Cut or Un-Cut?" WTF? Is that not kind of a personal question? Just let me have my sandwich :( 1122
burn2r @burn2r.com · 17/10/2025He's kinda bouncin on it crazy style! My mouth is just a big hole 133116
burn2r @burn2r.com · 15/10/2025Attention all Mouth Breathers you better watch out when using a toilet plunger 1121
burn2r @burn2r.com · 08/10/2025tummy time 1v1 i would win guaranteed nobody would beat me in tummy time 0110
