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ivy la boo

@burlygirly.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️it/it's, I'm like if the la brea tar pits were a girl,31 🚫mdni🚫 Honey-my partner(they/them) Sis-the only other transfem I know irl kaufmo-cishet male close friend Ingredients-my pretransition identity the ambassador-my penits

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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 1h
ivy is going to canada next year and it's DMs are open to anyone looking to lay some groundwork for the shot they're going to shoot.
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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate the idea of worrying about "passing" because cis people hold so much power cuz of the concept while also being so bad at gender. Its like being dependant on getting the approval of a baby with a gun
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wonder if honey would let me build a web in the bedroom, we have pretty high ceilings and I could anchor it to the walls.😗
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
womenaissance
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my boobs hurt and my nipples are hot and puffy, happy friday everyone!
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
explaining to my ethnically Chinese friend that when he is in Japan he should say he's Australian, he was unaware of the bad blood except upon reflection he remembered that his dad has a burning hatred of the Japanese.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
btw clocktober is about being proud to look like a trans person and unbothered by not passing, in case that wasn't clear.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i wish friendship was real
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my body hurts but I got so many chores to do
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
stupid anniversary effect making me depressed on a beautiful day because something horrible happened about three years ago
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wowee two different people bookmarked my fic! I kinda can't believe that anyone actually likes my monstergirl x monstergirl romance, especially after the friends I asked to beta read it all hated it. (they didn't say as much but were unable to get through more than 500 words or so)
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
people are too negative about parasocial relationships imo. in my experience as long as you remember they are one sided they are the least frustrating relationships to have, no poor treatment, no deciding they hate you, no humiliating you for a laugh, no ditching you for someone else.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's CLOCKTOBER everyone! clocky girls stand up!
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
being a masochist is completely humiliating,🫣 which is actually perfect because
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the patriarch found out about my youngest brothers transition and made it all about himself
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stretch marks on my titties
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol client was like why are you an hour early?
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me: a fourteen? gm: that's a miss. me: actually I'm married so its a mrs.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
should I come out to my rp group or do I just keep improving my character voice until they figure it out
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my bitch autistic, they're always direct, said pull that thing out, make it erect.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my red heart emoji is NOT clocky! its red to represent my passionate heart, baka!
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
stigmata-ing myself so I can still see when I'm burying my face in my hands out of embarrassment
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just found out my doctor moved across town 😥
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
handsome guys really just be wearing whatever, huh.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my *local queer cafe" doesn't even sell coffee just tea and witchcraft supplies
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dyke Wazowski be like "my last date was a disaster, she brought her puppy girl along and we played fetch in the park for three hours - of course I was the ball.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
honey asks about friends oc, in my head I think I shouldn't say "it's him but a girl." so I say "It's him but more confident and prettier." 🫣
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ate big chicken and now my titties hurt bad, boobris
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
putting together some ikea and honey calls it a butch enrichment activity 😠
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no you're right the problem is cringe people like me, it's so good that you are such an enlightened and noble "good" transexual to show everyone that we can be just as bad as they are.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so sad that most australians don't know how good cornbread is
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she click on my clack til I drag
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nakeyjakey please just take the estrogen
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lots of people also said this con that they had moved to bluesky which is great, but I pray they never find this account 🙏
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
realised that because of bluey a whole generation of kids is going to think that Australians are inherently wholesome and tolerant. 😈 this is going to be funny.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
also the leatherwork masc said they liked my hairstyle yesterday, which was awesome.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol everyone was joking about the bite all day at the convention, and I met several eye witnesses, amazing stuff.
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if I don't get laid soon I'm going to start barking at passersby
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
holy shit just saw someone who looks like butch Amanda Bynes I'm gonna die
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok chat, do I read swanboy or nah?
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you can't be 100% that the guy in front of you is dressed exactly like John Egbert on purpose.🤔
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
playing booth bunny today 🐇
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he's affirming my gender by ignoring everything I say, how sweet 😬
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
even if I was greek why would you assume I speak greek?
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm something of an it girl myself
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
idk about "times" but weak men definitely make something hard😉
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I doubt they treat their cis clients like this...
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
laser place called me this morning to confirm my appointment for tomorrow then just sent me a text moving it back, I already planned stuff after it so now I just have to cancel, although it's less than 24 hours away now so do I have to take it or lose my money?
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why do people think ghosting is ok, just say you don't want to be friends anymore how fucking hard is it?
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ivy la boo @burlygirly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
biting someone because they filmed you cussing someone out for asking if your (obviously AI) art is AI is crazy
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