BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Get ready for Burial’s new summer jam ‘Azbestos’ 011
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 21/03/2026How do you slice your toast? Many people say triangle shapes are the best, but for Burial, you can’t beat the taste of dyson sphere He once made a plate of buttered dyson sphere slices when Chuck Norris came to visit 011
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 02/02/20263rd, 2nd, 1st… 0nd? 0th? Burial wants to know. Discuss 221
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Burial bought the wrong sized phone cable recently, but not to worry. He put a lentil inside the charging port then ran it under the tap, causing the lentil to expand, widening the port so his cable could now do him proud. Burial recommends lentils 063
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Burial says: if you put food in the attic, your dog will climb the ladder to get it. If you put food in Holland, your dog will go down the travel agents. They know food and they love food 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 17/05/2025He once took a pizza through customs, they were cool with it being hand luggage as it was less than 100ml 011
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Burial says: if your friend breaks his nose, use a non-toxic marker when you sign his cast 110
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 25/04/2025His favourite method of popping bubblewrap is the chinese burn 020
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025While sleeping his gravity inverts and he wakes up on the ceiling 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025LP3's delays are due to burial sinking into a deep depression due to finding out bunniez is not a real drug. Scientific research on this is taking priority over curing cancer. 001
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Bunniez is named after the fictional "bunny weed" that burial thought was real. Look out for the sample "bun that shit!" 001
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Bunniez is dropping on XL soon but not today because Burial does not want to commemorate Hitler's birthday 021
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025He's chowing down on some homemade eggibles to celebrate easter 4/20 001
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 18/04/2025He sometimes performs reggae covers under the name Jah of Mayonnaise 011
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Actress and Mattress have similar qualities because end of the day you’re sleeping on them 110
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Actress has been in lots and lots of movies. What movies have you been in? Comment below 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025While it is arguable to refer to Actress as a genius, He can, without a shadow of a doubt, drink a guinness 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Actress has never made a song called Archangel. You might be thinking of Angels Pharmacy (2020) 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Happy anniversary to Statik, 0 years and 298 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Statik? 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Actress goes to his local pub every day in order to drink 10 pints of guinness 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025He once put Guinness in a sandwich and ate it in one go 001
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 22/03/2025If he puts sweetcorn up his ass it comes out his mouth perfectly intact 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Happy anniversary to Untrue, 17 years and 135 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Untrue? 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Happy anniversary to Untrue, 17 years and 134 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Untrue? 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Happy anniversary to Untrue, 17 years and 133 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Untrue? 110
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 12/03/2025He can arrange the entire contents of a tube of pringles on the top of his shoe . They give him a free pint at spoons because the locals love to watch him do it 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 10/03/2025He has four stomachs like a cow ,but instead of consuming grass he consumes jungle 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Burial ne sait pas lire le français ! Quel idiot ! Il aurait dû mieux étudier en classe au lieu de lancer un nouveau genre révolutionnaire ! HA HA HA 021
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 05/03/2025At age 45, British music producer Burial, has gotten up from bed and have had a normal day. He is remembered for his sophomore album 'Untrue' and collaborations with Various Artists. 021
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 04/03/2025He can play the Star spangled banner on the pot noodle 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 04/03/2025He has purchased every copy of Metal Gear Solid 2 on Ebay, Buyee and Deliveroo On The PS2 and XBOX Using Hyperdub's Spending Account And they Will Soon Go Bankrupt 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐭: 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 000
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Some people build model railways and Burial is no different, he hosts open air raves for his toys on the train tracks. Last week there was a belter 8 hour junglist b2b from Action Man and DJ Playmobil Firefighter 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Burial groupies wait by the bins round the back of McDonalds 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 27/02/2025He has a third eye on his crotch and it cries whenever you go near him 031
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Burial fact: WWE's first ever buried alive match featured Mankind and The Undertaker. Ironically, Burial was nowhere to be seen. 011
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 25/02/2025For most people it takes two to tango. It takes burial one to tango 010
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 24/02/2025The introduction of 5G has caused congestion in the phone lines he travels along 011
BurialFacts @burialfacts.bsky.social · 24/02/2025He owns a Volvo but doesn’t drive it, he travels as a puddle of sentient grey slime along the phone lines of London 020
