sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 1ha small part of me is hoping they have to take an abdominal graft so i can get one of those cute tummy tuck scar coverup tattoos 120
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 18hi keep getting ads to be a foster mom “you don’t need to have it all figured out” they say 030
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 19hmy wife said we have to start going on walks so i don’t get so hyperactive 020
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 19hlearning that there are several men out there with the government name “Truck” 060
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026we should all live in the same town and get coffee together at 10:30am on saturdays 130
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026did ipl all over my face, belly, and between my legs. i wanna be smooth as a sea lion someday 010
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i’m being informed that things might just be ok eventually 150
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026assuming everyone is mad at me whenever i go outside 061
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 10/10/2026shout out to my wife. what an amazingly kind, thoughtful, and patient woman 130
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 10/10/2026hey guys sorry to ask for help but i’m asking. even just sharing is greatly appreciated <3gofund.meDonate to Sloane’s Surgery Fund, organized by Sloane LunnHi! I’m Sloane (the one in the green dress) and I’m trying to raise money to keep me and my w… Sloane Lunn needs your support for Sloane’s Surgery Fund 196
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 10/10/2026vibrating internally but it’s neither a good vibration or a bad vibration 040
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 10/10/2026selling my used engine oil as “homemade diesel” 170
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 10/10/2026gay olive garden be like “when your queer, you’re family” 180
Reposted by sloanesloaneHunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026OK so I'm having some issues with the post-op dates for my surgery next month, the office previously told me I only had to stay until the 13th & now they're saying I have to stay until the 19th. Do any mutuals in the bay area have a spare room or something that I could crash at for a week? 14931
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026nevermind lol. got offered a date and can afford it but can’t afford to be out of work for a couple months after. cool cool just gonna be forcing a smile until this feeling catches up with me 160
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i don’t remember most of my dream but i do remember there were a lot of bees 010
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this one guy reminds me of another guy due to their similar beards and accents 010
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026holy shit i might know what day things will get better. terrifying 170
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026some people really like having their whole feet out in the grocery store. i don’t understand it 170
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026giving my civet a bubble bath and feeling mildly confused. also a dry cough 130
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026finding a civet and giving it kisses cuz i’m bored and want to start covid-26 050
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026sometimes my shoes are stained with the fertile red dirt of the australian countryside and it’s like i’m not gonna break a sweat over that 030
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026getting an elective appendectomy just in case i ever go to the antarctic. you never know 030
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026coming home everyday covered in literal coal dust 000
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026cutting the bearing and race out of my car this weekend. it’s been off the road for months cuz it’s been so hectic and i’ve been lazy 100
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i should really get on doing ipl on my legs every week. i got dark hairs, i got pale skin, i got 240v coming out of my walls. it works but i’m lazy 000
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i’m so old. i take a bath nearly every day to soothe my tired bones 010
Reposted by sloanesloaneCarly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Support @wjmg00.bsky.social 🌟 It's shitty to be unhoused & alone. The inadequate number of shelters are always full + cost $. Please help a fellow Texas escapee find their way! "Could friends help me get a safe home & food? I'm doing my best." 🏳️⚧️💖🏳️⚧️ goget.fund/4nLrlW2 www.paypal.me/wjmftrans 163
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026what’s a job where i can wear a cute dress to work? 030
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026need to move to the city. need to make friends that i interact with in ways other than text on a website with my phone 120
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026every job i’m interested requires an australian drivers license. i can’t get one until permanent residency. up to two years from now. fuck 060
sloanesloane @burgerwife69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my jacket has shipped. surplus so hopefully not too much wear and tear 020
