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OH MY GOD [HE CHASES AFTER THE CAR AS HE DIALS 911]

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KIDD.. WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A CAR??

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I don't think i'm going to let my husband cook ever again..

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I'll come pick you up, no worries

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... How much flour did you use?

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

WHAT HAPPENED FOR YOU TO PANIC LIKE THIS?!?!?

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I'M COMING HOME RIGHT NOW, I'M WORRIED

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

(I JUST REALIZED DRAWING GIMMICKS WORK NOW) Awehh!! Thanks!! ^^

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

((Hey chat my bluesky notifications BROKE))

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Hes trying to make sure you aren't hurt And you [[ he snatches the bottle of melatonin ]] dont do that

I'M HERE, I'M HERE [[ He unanchors the top and pulls c00lkidd out of the washing machine]] Don't do that again.

YOU.. GET THE AXE FROM THE KID.. I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE [He rushes away]

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I'm going to need to take that from you.. (( I FUCK AROUND WITH THE C00LGUI SCRIPT IRL LMAO../SRS IDK HOW I FORGOT))

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It's dangerous.. [[ He takes it back and puts it on a high shelf]]

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[[He slowlllyyy takes it back and places it down]]

YES.. I'M.. TAKING THE AXE NOW.. [[He just grabs the Axe and places it on the middle of the table]]

I'm going to baby proof my whole house..

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HE STILL COULD'VE BEEN HURT??

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THAT DOESN'T RISK OUR CHILD BEING HURT THOUGH.

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OKAY OKAY, MAYBE WE DON'T USE THA AXE?? WE CAN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

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OH MY GOD.. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.. I'LL HELP YOU OUT..

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You can watch cocomelon when we get there but we are going, that's final.

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I AM TAKING YOU TO THE ER RIGHT AWAY..

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I JUST CHECKED THAT PAGE THINGY AND OH MY GOD?? ARE YOU OKAY?? ILL TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL ((I am so inactive on strawpage..))

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Kid.. Its still me, buddy.. Besides the joke isn't that dumb-

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Kiddo, i'm still here- don't worry.

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Come on, it eas at least a bit funny!-

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((I am so sorry for whoever has to witness me making dad jokes now))

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I tried buying Velcro shoes, but they were a total rip-off!

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..well yeaa (YES 100% PLUS THIS BEING SHEDLETSKY POSTING THIS OUT OF ALL PEOPLE)

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😰 (I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR A SOLID MINUTE)

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Kiddo what do you mean again???

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Kiddo please.. You cant eat that- [He snatches the Styrofoam burger away]

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Kiddo.. You cant eat Styrofoam..

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007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

He bit it on his own! I didn't predict he would do that!

007n7 @burger-dad.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

WHAT?!?!? OH god we're gonna have to take you to the hospital again..