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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 1h
#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky #DogSky #Canadian #Alberta #RedDeer #Golden #Retriever #RescueGoldens #GoldenRetriever
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 1h
From the point of reading that email everything seemed to move us step by step closer to adopting these girls.
Until, two weeks ago, they came home with us.
An artist reached out to chronicle what many have suggested:
That our beloved lost dog Kahlan was pulling the strings behind the veil.
It is so very sweet.Angel Kahlan pushing us towards Libby and Lucy.Jason, Kris, Libby, and Lucy are together with Angel Kahlan smiling.A picture with all 4 frames of the cartoon.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 1h
Perhaps Kahlan did nudge us towards the new editions to our family. ❤️
Kahlan sends us the girls
Artwork done by Tici LAngel Kahlan looking over Libby and Lucy.Angel Kahlan is running.Fate isn't something I normally think is a thing.
However, a call for help came through my district email, an email I never look at. In fact I haven't read one in like five years.
But a month ago, for some reason, I opened it.
The email was a call for someone to help rehome two golden retrievers from a lady with rapidly progressing terminal cancer.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate! In this video you will find: ✅ Two Girls Slowly Finding Joy Again ✅ So Many Dogs ✅ Pack Walks ✅ Fall Colors ✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They are Beaker and Brix’s beds from Pet Couture. They did amazing on Wednesday!!!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new family is really coming together and a new normal has been reached. ❤️ What does that mean for: During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen! #TextsFromBunsen
< Messages Beaker
Whoa, I saw Libby AND Lucy on the couch!
WARLORD BEAKER HAS ABDICATED HER CLAIM
Hold on, you would lose your mind if anyone got on your couch
THAT WAS OLD PETTY
BEAKER THIS NEW BEAKER IS A
BENEVOLENT FRIEND
Titerally just saw you yelling at Bernoulli for playing with the wrong toy
BENEVOLENT BEAKER
HAS HER LIMITS
And you ate half of his supper and yelled at him
BENEVOLENT BEAKER IS SOMEWHAT PETTY
ALSO
There it is
BAH! GOLDEN SQUAD ASSEMBLE
Oh no they have a name< Messages Bernoulli
How did you get out
What
No seriously, I thought you were put behind that temporary gate with the new girls
Oh that gate?
NO PRISON CAN HOLD
ME
Calm down
ADVENTURE AWAITS!!!
Don't do it
HUZZAH!!!!
Ok you go through it like wet paper
Dadguy calls me the Kool-aid man because
I'm so cool and I aid
Yeah that's not it< Messages Lucy
Are you doing ok?
This place smells weird
That's just Bernoulli
When can I go home
I don't think you can.
This is your home
I don't think I want it to be
Oh. Wait! What did you do when it snows at your old home?
Oh, we just stayed inside with our mom.
Ok. That doesn't happen here. We are going to go out into the winter!
That sounds so cold
It would be, but a little birdie says you have some special pants on the way to help with that
Oh. Ok. I like pants!< Messages Brix
What are you doing???
Eating hair
Did you just say eating hair?
Yeah it's delicious. I eat my hair, I eat Bernoulli's hair, and I love the mommy's hair
Brix don't eat hair. Your going to get a blockage
No, you just puke it up and then you have room to start all over again
Seriously WTF Brix
Don't you eat literal coyote crap
That's different. It's delicious.
Sounds like a shitty meal to me
Ok who licks their own butthole
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
UPDATE: Beaker abdicates from Couch Wars for the greater good! ❤️ 🎥 Beaker is sharing the couch with Lucy.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our house is full of gold (and love). This week’s newsletter chronicles the new additions, and how much joy a long week has brought. Link: bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/a-full-hou...
bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com
A Full House of Gold
and a wonderful, crazy week
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are going for a trial run on Wednesday 😊
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So sorry for your loss. Sending love 💕
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate! In this video you will find: ✅ The First Bars Of The Song 🥹 ✅Golden Girls with Golden Smiles ✅ Dance Danceanoulli ✅ Fall Colors ✅ A Full House ✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True story. 🤣
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, but we also need to fully brush out Libby to see her feathers.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Golden Retriever Roll Call: Telling Them Apart Libby and Beaker look almost identical! Libby is older, the smallest, & the lightest colour. Beaker has an athletic build and the middle shade. Lucy is the biggest and a copper girl. Hope that helps! #goldenretriever #golden #dogsofbluesky
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two new family members have joined the pack under very tough circumstances. What does that mean for: During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen! #TextsFromBunsen
< Messages Beaker
Beaker...
EVIL LAUGH EVIL
LAUGH
Omg stop it
I NOW HAVE A MINION
ARMY BUNSEN
You have two more golden retrievers not an army
TIMES MY BRAIN POWER BY THREE
Oh no
OH YES. WORLD DOMINATION IS IN THE PALM OF MY HAND
You don't have palms or hands
OH YEAH? LOOK WHAT
LUCY BUILT
Is that an animatronic hand
ITS BARK ACTIVATED< Messages Ginger
Ginger did you hear the news?
Bunsen, I am a sophisticated city girl I do not watch your local hick news programs
No we got two more dogs!!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT THE F**K IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
Hey our humans did a good thing
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE HOW CAN I RETURN HOME AGAIN WHEN IT IS OVERRUN WITH GOOBERS
They are girls. Golden Girls!
Ok. With me that makes four. If I'm not Blanche in this group someone is getting cut.
Oh you're a Blanche alright< Messages Brix
Ok. Who are these dogs
They are friendly!
RAWR! They are spooky!
Stop it! They are Beaker dogs
Yeah spooky. HISS
Brix! Cut them some slack. Our humans rescued them.
oh. Were they living in garbage too?
No. They had a loving home. Their mom died.
oh. my mom died also
But Brix you are safe and loved here
I know! My new mom here has great claws too.
So you get it
I reserve the right to pounce on them at will though.< Messages Dadguy
Hey, I saw you on the couch with Lucy
Yeah buddy
They are our family right?
They are.
Why are you so sad?
A long time ago, before you, I had a girl like Lucy.
The same color and everything
I know.
How do you know?
I told her that you still talk about her.
What? How?
It's a dog thing. Kahlan is also is happy the two she nudged in your direction are here
That's impossible
If your science can't explain Bernoulli it can't explain this either
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jason forgot to ask about their microchips at the vet when he took them for their check up and vaccinations. They might not have them… their updated rabies paperwork doesn’t have it listed.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 1 of a new life. Big emotions yesterday as Libby and Lucy moved in, but it’s a big emotional thing isn’t it? ❤️ 🎥 Libby and Lucy are interacting with the rest of the pack.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well things are going well 🎥 Kris is cuddling with Lucy on the couch
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hahaha no. It will start to be built mid-October.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are thinking Libby will be smiling more… Beaker always looks so serious with her RBF… Resting Beaker Face. Although we will try and differentiate them, for sure 😊
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate! In this video you will find: ✅ Freestyle One Speed Bernoulli ✅ A Golden Health Check ✅ Two Girls Who Are Almost Home ✅ Birthdays ✅ Beaker Shines ✅ Comic Con Stars ✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/buns...
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He likes them!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’ve done 2 meet and greets. The first was outside at our place in neutral territory. The next was Jason bringing the girls inside to greet Bunsen. I brought Beaks & Bernoulli home from Waggles and then we brought them in one at a time. We pick up the girls and bring them home next week.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It went very well! They are super healthy!!!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The pack has grown. ❤️ What does that mean for: During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen! #TextsFromBunsen
< Messages Dadguy
Um excuse me who are those two
Oh right. Well they live with us now
Ha ha. Nice one. Those are two golden retrievers.
Yes Libby and Lucy
Ha ha ha. You are a funny man Dadguy
No seriously, they live with us now because their dog mom is very sick
Oh. Oh. You're serious.
How sick is their mom
Cry emoji
It's short notice but l think we can scrape together the best welcome party in Canada. BEAKER! WE NEED STREAMERS!< Messages Bernoulli
BUNSEN!! Did you see!? GIRLS
Yes. They appeared out of nowhere
I Love Them! They are so pretty and nice.
They need time to adjust so don't come on all... Goobernoulli
I told them we can swim in the creek and eat mud
Omg you didn't
I also said they can sleep in my bed on the floor
That's MY bed
Look what they did to my hair!
Is it braided!???< Messages Beaker
Why are you laughing manically
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY
SUCCEEDED IN MY GREATEST EVIL
SCIENCE ACT EVER
What is it this time
I HAVE CLONED MYSELF NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!
Beaker
NOW LAUGH EVIL CLONES.
BWWWHAAAHAAA
That's Libby and Lucy.
They live here now
shut up bunsen let me have this< Messages Lucy
Hi Lucy!
HELLO THERE
Omg you talk like her too
THIS IS HOW I TALK NORMALLY WHAT IS THE DEAL
Wow so similar. Um, how do you feel about dangerous experiments or world domination?
THATS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
Omg
WHERE IS YOUR LAB, YOUR GOLDEN SAID WE HAVE MUCH TO WORK ON
Uh-oh
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brix LOVES the Golden Girls! We were super worried how they would all react but Brix is so curious and happy with them! 🎥 Brix interacts with Libby and Lucy. #goldenretrievers #dogs #cats #catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our community demanded a donation option. Kris and I watched, stunned as orders and donations flew in, and as of last night the entire fence is funded. We can’t thank our community enough. Operation Golden Girls is a go. ❤️
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Part 2 of the Golden Girls When I wrote on Substack that we could use some help with our new fence and that our 2027 calendar sales would go to fund the fence, I was optimistic 40% of the fence would get funded. 🎥 Libby and Lucy meet the squad.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So sorry for your loss. 😭
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes. They really liked him. Brix wasn’t too sure yet.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/operation-...
bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com
Operation: Make Room for Two Goldens
Two Goldens Need Us and We Need You
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So hey everyone. Meet Libby and Lucy. If you haven’t read the whole story on our Substack, here is part 1. Temperament tests were today. Vet checks Thursday. If everyone goes well, our pack gets a bunch more golden. 🎥 Libby and Lucy meet our pack.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry about this! We are setting it up through Canada Post. It should work now.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s Monday Morning Pupdate! In this video you will find: ✅ Twinkle Toes ✅ Brix and Bunsen ✅ A Pack Walk ✅ Golden Girls ✅ The Pack Grows ✅ The Best Way To Start Your Day!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi all. We have some really big news. We need your help a bit. Read about it here: bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/operation-...
bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com
Operation: Make Room for Two Goldens
Two Goldens Need Us and We Need You
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We had a wonderful walk in the fall rain today. Bunsen has improved enough to join us and of course an adventure cat joined us
Bernoulli, BEAKER, Brix, and Bunsen are sitting together on a walking path.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jason signed up Bernoulli for the wrong kind of agility. Or maybe it was exactly the right kind….. What does that mean for: During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen! #TextsFromBunsen
< Messages Mommyfav
What is happening in this house
I don't know anymore
No seriously, why did I just see Dadguy and Bernoulli dance through the kitchen
Oh. Well he screwed up
I don't think so, they look pretty slick
No, dad thought he was booking Bernoulli into agility but it actually freestyle
Oh boy
Yeah. He was pretty shocked when the music started
Is that why Beaker is calling him twinkle toes?< Messages Beaker
BUNSEN THIS CANNOT
STAND
What
WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DANCE ANYMORE
Ok
I MEAN THINGS GET OUT OF HAND AND STUFF GETS BROKEN AND DADGUY
OUTLAWS DANCING
Hold on this sounds familiar
THERE IS A BIG DANCE HAPPENING
OUTSIDE OF CITY LIMITS LETS GO
Omg
WE ARE GOING TO CUT LEASHLOOSE
There it is< Messages Bernoulli
Wow you are really in to this dancing
I get to dance with a pretty lady every night what's not to love
I don't understand how you are making it work, aren't dancing dogs like bendy border collies?
I know a ton of dances!
Like what?
The Bus Stop.
Ok
And the Big Boy Boogie
Those aren't real dances
Bernoulli
Dadguy has one he yells out I do called Oh-God-He's-Spinning
Is it popular
Oh, it knocks people off their feet< Messages Brix
Did you go to town again?
The big ape says it is to prepare me for crowd work? WTF is that
Oh yeah, that's part of being in our family
I was made to walk on a leash in a store other smelly DOGS were in
Oh did the other dogs like you
No. One lunged at me. I thought I might die
Oh no? What happened?
Bernoulli was with us and he jumped in front and puffed up. He was terrifying
It's good to have a bear on your side
Two bears actually
And a golden wolf
Let's not go that far
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You only get better at something when you practice it! Bernoulli and Brix teamed up to help each other with confidence out in public!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok - look how good Bernoulli (and Jason) are getting at freestyle! Kris is already totally bought in! 🎥 Bernoulli is dancing with Jason and Kris.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Desensitizing training is getting spooky 🎥 Bernoulli and Beaker don’t react to a clown prop and Brix is hanging out in the backpack.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Keep up with our latest newsletter in which Jason explains his massive misunderstanding which is now leading to peer pressure from the public to follow through. bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/jason-has-...
bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com
Jason has a hilarious screwup
so dance your cares away
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s the Monday Pawpdate Video Happy Labour Day! In this video you will find: ✅ Bunsen Back With The Pack ✅ A Cat in (another) Hat ✅ Bernoulli Freestyle Lesson 1 ✅ Pets Mad About Back To Work ✅ But The Best Way To Start Your Week!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How many kisses does Brix get a day on that little nose? Sorry we can’t count that high.
Brix is in the backpack carrier wearing a denim hat. His little nose is very boopable and kissable.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can’t handle it. It’s too much. 🥹❤️ 🎥 Brix is wearing a hat and riding in the backpack.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The pets are getting ready for comic con and the wrestling theme is getting out of hand. What does that mean for: During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family. Those texts are saved. Today they are shared. This is Texts From Bunsen! #TextsFromBunsen
< Messages Dadguy
This is out of control and I blame you
Oh it can't be that bad
Beaker is running around screaming
BEAKAMANIA IS GOING RUN OVER YOU BROTHER
And then what
She runs you over
Wait what's that sound
That's Bernoulli lowering a cage in living room
Omg
GET IN HERE HE SAYS YOUR MY TAG TEAM PARTNER AND HIS INTRO MUSIC IS PLAYING
Im not a wrestler!
We've just been introduced as the Geriatric Goobers!< Messages Beaker
Beaker knock it off
ITS NOT BEAKER
BROTHER ITS BARK
HOGAN
This has gone on long enough
TO MY LITTLE
BEAKAMANIACS EAT YOUR PRAYERS AND SAY YOUR VITAMINS
I don't think that's how it works
SAY HELLO TO THESE
26 INCH PYTHONS
You don't have biceps
Beaker
WTF ARE BICEPS
OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE ACTUAL SNAKES< Messages Bernoulli
You have to stop being so creepy
HEAVY BREATHING
Please don't text me
"heavy breathing"
I'm just getting into character. I'm the UnderBerner.
Oh yeah he's creepy. But you're taking it way too far
I've got the leather jacket and the jar of cookies
The what
The jar of cookies
The Undertaker absolutely didn't carry around a jar of cookies
What's in the jar then.
You don't want to know.
It's awful.
Oh.
It's broccoli isn't it< Messages Brix
Brix you have to stop this
I'm a gonna stomp a mud hole in you and walk it dry
See right there, that's inappropriate
That's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so
No, you are NOT Stone Cold Steve Austin, you are just dressing up as him for comic con
Pawstin
What
I'm a gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya
Are you trying to give me the stunner
Your neck is as thick as stack of nickels
What
Should I shave my head bald
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thank you for suggesting our account! When I dropped Bernoulli off at daycare this morning, the first thing he does is smell the leashes to find out which friends are there too. His friend Myley, a bernadoodle, was there and he was so excited!
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jason teaches high school chemistry. Bernoulli is a perfect name as the Bernese Mountain dog’s origin is Swiss as was the physicist. Also our Bernoulli provides joy and “lift.”
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Be someone’s Kevin. 🎥 Puppy Bernoulli playing with a golden retriever puppy.
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Brix got his cartoon updated!
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