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NSFW | MDNI Lvl 56 Bearded. Dad Bod Married. AZ 🌵 Any flirting is platonic DMs open to mutuals Giver of 🫂 If you’re here, you might be Bumpsexual

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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Saw this in another post today
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Added this feed to cut down on that
Only Posts Feed
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The mating press sex position is an amped-up, more primal version of missionary where the focus is all on the penetration.
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Do you dare?
Self destruct button labeled “my prostate” with a hand hovering above it labeled “you, hopefully”
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Bicep Bthursday? Don’t mind if I do
Bump’s bicep 💪
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Stolen from that other site 😂
MTV logo with “MTV TURNS 43 THIS YEAR
MUSIC TELEVISION ®
THANKS FOR 14 YEARS OF MUSIC”
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Jumping on the bandwagon. Fire away
First thing your doing if you met this person irl?
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Why not while I’m stuck on the couch with a tummy ache.
GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE
for every like,
i will post one song i love
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Saturday skircle? Don’t mind if I do
Bumps skircle of awesome people
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Taller than most
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
What a great read! Loved the playfulness, the subtle references, and the theme (of course) Found a typo that made me chuckle out loud
Jill climbs off my cock and turns off the Hibachi.
Reaching up, she uncuffs my hands. Cradling my
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Hmm, those are there on iOS
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Phew

Marked Safe From
Kvyte
Today

(for now)
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Coincidence, I think not 🤣
Burns post directly below Kinerbells
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I’m a little thirsty
A bottle of simp sauce
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
What's going on?
It's annoying or not interesting
I'm in this post and I don't like it 
I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
It's spam

I’m in this post is selected
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
How’s it going down there?
Bump is 6 feet tall
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
No arguments with this
You are ...
The Service
Devotee
100.0% match
Service isn't a burden to you; it's a privilege, a way to honor the trust you've been given or to revel in the care bestowed upon you. Whether you're giving your all to please or receiving someone's unwavering dedication, you find purpose in servitude. Acts of care, obedience, or worship are not just tasks-they are expressions of love, loyalty, and connection. For you, BDSM is a sacred exchange of trust and fulfillment, where every gesture of service deepens the bond. You know for sure that actions speak louder than words.
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Nemo saying I wanna touch the butt
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Fixed it 😏
Picture of a t-shirt and panties. The panties have been crossed out
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Meme saying I’m in this post and I don’t like it
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Chart showing Bump is 6 feet tall
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Sooo many of you
Pic that reads “I would do cuddle the fuck out of you”
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You didn’t have to call me out like that
My superpower is Cupid
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Want to thank all of you for putting up with me 🤣
Bump Skircle with a bunch of great people in it
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
What’s your sign? (What else did you expect 😂)
Street sign with Bump written on it and a symbol that can either be interpreted as two bumps or boobs
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
On brand for me 😂 Feel better
Rules for visiting a dogs house Picture of a dog smoking a cigarette and holding a beer. Caption reads “My emotional support dog after spending a day with me”
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Startup I worked at outfitted the office with these. Simple design but sturdy. Good price too.
IKEA Trotten desk
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Great read, loved these lines!
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
YOU ARE LOVED.

YOU ARE SEEN.

YOU ARE SAFE HERE.

YOU ARE NEEDED.

YOU ARE UNIQUE.

YOU ARE ENOUGH.

YOU ARE YOU.

YOU ARE VALID.

YOU ARE HEARD.

YOU MATTER.
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Now I see why they are so popular
Lyrics that read 

And our bodies converse like old friends
Exchanging the years in silence 
With something unsaid on both ends
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
RIP Hot Lips
Picture of Loretta Swift aka Hot Lips Houlihan
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Treated myself for having to deal with people
In-n-Out Double Double and fries
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Bunch of people that make me smile
My skircle
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Enjoyed a chocolate version this weekend. It was to die for
Chocolate tres leche with praline mousse and hazelnut toffee
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Been a stressful, anxiety ridden day. I need stress relief
A man’s hands grabbing a woman’s breasts with the caption “playing with boobs reduces stress”
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Nemo saying I wanna touch the butt
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Haha, fine you can use my calculator then
Upside down calculator the spells boobies
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Not surprised either
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Jumping on the bandwagon No arguments openpsychometrics.org
Ray Arnold (Jurassic Park)Miles O'Brien is a character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.Phil Coulson is a character from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.Martin Brody is a character from Jaws
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Mix of giving, receiving, or both 😈
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tallish
Height comparison chart. Bump is 6 feet tall or 182 cm
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Quote with an animal that’s you
A happy golden retriever
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Thought I would give this a try. Bunch of great folks here
Bumps skircle
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
😂
Jesus saying yolo? Speak for yourself
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Let’s go! Congrats!
Charlie has 1K followers!
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Caught this a few days ago. Kinda feel bad for folks that bought one before he went bat shit crazy (Cyber truck owners are excluded from this sentiment they can fuck right off)
Bumper sticker that reads “Vintage Tesla. Pre-madness edition”
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Bump (hiatus) @bumpb.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone
Sunset at the beach
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