the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026but i can’t tell who you are or see your facial expressions. maybe it’s an autism thing but it really takes me some minutes to calm down after that happens and it’s not fun for me. telling me who you are and how you know me first is very helpful and even just a flash of your face helps me too. 2110
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i promise i am sex/kink positive and supportive of folks doing their thing, but also wanna be real and put it out there that people approaching me/touching me with masks on puts me in fight or flight so bad. i know there are a lot of nice folks and friends who are into pup play- 2140
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026thank you! let me know if you ever visit! 110
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if you’re in KC or nearby, lemme take fancy boner pics/nudes for your bluesky for you? i wanna get back into more nudes/sexy stuff! take advantage of this offer lol im a pro photographer of 14 years who’s been published and nominated for awards, im not just a creep with a camera lol 2324
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026thanks for the love lol i love shooting other people but with myself it’s always weird seeing my dick from below because i’m such a big person. not that dick size means that much, just harder to flatter myself than my clients 3150
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a horny oomf is basically begging me to post these lol 121195
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i got a glow ball stretcher at the local sex shop and the cashier was a flirty cutie that aaaalmost got me to ask for them to put it on for me lol 0221
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i got crispy yesterday swimming in the ocean for hours, so i’m v glad im not going to disney with my fam today. gonna look for a vintage shirt for a wedding and then eat edibles and slather myself in aloe for some hours. 2775
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026does anyone else notice/not like when a piece of media is feminist in concept/pitch but still mostly consists of a woman suffering? 1100
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i’m gonna be in the san diego area VERY soon if anyone knows of events i should go to or need their photo taken! 051
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026an older guy just came in for me to check on his nipple piercings today and his shoes were the only article of clothing he was wearing that didn’t say nasty pig 2200
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i made this in about an hour because of a silly dm, and it’s more appropriate here than it is on instagram. (theotterlope over there!) 1240
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026why do i look more stoned when im not stoned? lol mom and i had an adventure day after we both had dentist appointments at the same time on accident. i felt naked all day without a big septum piece and ear danglies cuz i had em out for x-rays. 1350
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026another vertical video out today! go check it out on instagram @theotterlope! you get to see my emo lipsyncing lol 031
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i have chores to do but work has been yoinking my balls this week and not in a fun way. lots of lovely clients, but LOTS of them. piercing takes a lot more than piercing skill and i’m pooped af. 080
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i posted a surprise vertical music video today on the vertical video platforms! go search otterlope! (also i took this pic at 7:45am be nice to me) 0811
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026also the morning light on the lake made me look pale green i swear 030
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i put out new music today!! go stream ✨peel✨ by otterlope also might wear a ball weight on my way home from the lake today 🤷 1673
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026this thong makes my balls smell good, bro 3684
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026who else likes things grabbin their bawls? 11028
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026am i funny or are you boring? #sassyventing 140
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I missed the first anniversary of this music videooooo! It was so fun and kinda wild to do as a one-person team, but the band wrote the story, brought props, and were game for an overnight shoot at one of their fam's farm. go watch our gay b-movie 90's dark fantasy punk extravaganza!youtube.comBOXKNIFE - READY OR NOT [OFFICIAL VIDEO]YouTube video by BOXKNIFE 030
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026peel something up-close and personal, coming 9.4.26 follow me on insta @theotterlope and follow otterlope on all streaming platforms to support my gay music. 💖 0143
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i didn’t get to see any other ducks, and i got COVERED in seed ticks. someone rub my feet while i smoke weed about it. 060
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026it’s just a weird feeling having info and finding out the general public believed the opposite about someone. 030
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i also hate vague posting so: hayden p was my friend’s NIGHTMARE next door neighbor for years. we have been concerned and discussing her behavior for years. not giving examples cuz there are tons and she also probably had trauma that led to her behavior. i don’t wanna trash talk her. 140
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026actors’ literal job is getting you to feel something towards them. being endeared by someone acting is not loving them. liking how someone does their job is not knowing them. it’s wild seeing people speak about complete strangers as if they know their character 120
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026not acting like i know anyone’s full life and not wanting to be rude about people mourning, but it is surreal af when you have had very interesting interactions with someone, they die, and then everyone reveals their strong parasocial grief and idealism because they were a public figure. 170
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026new music sooooooon something simple and stripped and raw @theotterlope on insta for a lil sneak preev i got a vintage helios lens, switched the front piece of glass around and i’m loving the effect it gives. can’t wait to do things other than selfies lol 0341
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026now i wanna go swimmingggggg im so hot n swetty 2160
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026it was my first time using an edger and this sidewalk hadn’t been edged since the 80s. i’m so bad at remembering before pics but the transformation is crazy af you basically couldn’t see the sidewalk 0361
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026who wants to see the results of a sweaty edging session out front of my house? 3260
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026also didn’t realize until i was in line to get in that my usual work makeup is apparently really close to the way haute & freddy do theirs in videos or something? idk but i was suddenly in a group of folks with almost perfectly matching makeup 🤷 050
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026me right before i found out my song had been played on the radio while at the haute & freddy show. still wild af to me that folks listening to the radio suddenly heard me going on about getting naked with a bro 2851
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026something clicked the last few weeks and i am back IN with creative photo stuff. got this silly lil half-frame camera but also got an old canon film camera that seems to be great! also discovered (lol) eBay and all the cool vintage lenses there, and bought 3. so lots of fun stuff to come. 0201
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i can forever say that i’ve sung about balls on the radio that’s so wild lmaooooo 050
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026randomly got some really good news!!! “dubble dogg(s)” by me (otterlope) and Shilow got played on the radio! organically?! without us knowing?!? so cool to have such a gay indie song get on the radio?!?! it’s gonna take a sec to absorb this tbh 💖💖💖 thanks for streaming that shit too! 2310
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026gotta remember to incorporate sunglasses into concert looks. all this unprotected gay eye contact stresses me out 1150
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026seeing haute & freddy rn be proud of me for staying in public after work 040
the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i kinda wanna be a tour photographer for a fun musician to hang with soooo bad. putting it into the universe i love candid bts stuff and performance stuff and silly stuff and i think it would suite me so well and be good for the artist. 0120