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the bulging gnome

@bulginggnome.bsky.social
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18+!!! fam, LOOK AWAY! everyone has a body under their clothes. queer cryptid, here! musician and artist. need pro nudes? art porn? hmu! kcmo-based. i travel for shoots!!! @otterlope.media - 📸insta music platforms: otterlope any pronouns.

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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but i can’t tell who you are or see your facial expressions. maybe it’s an autism thing but it really takes me some minutes to calm down after that happens and it’s not fun for me. telling me who you are and how you know me first is very helpful and even just a flash of your face helps me too.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i promise i am sex/kink positive and supportive of folks doing their thing, but also wanna be real and put it out there that people approaching me/touching me with masks on puts me in fight or flight so bad. i know there are a lot of nice folks and friends who are into pup play-
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you! let me know if you ever visit!
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you’re in KC or nearby, lemme take fancy boner pics/nudes for your bluesky for you? i wanna get back into more nudes/sexy stuff! take advantage of this offer lol im a pro photographer of 14 years who’s been published and nominated for awards, im not just a creep with a camera lol
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hard?
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thanks for the love lol i love shooting other people but with myself it’s always weird seeing my dick from below because i’m such a big person. not that dick size means that much, just harder to flatter myself than my clients
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a horny oomf is basically begging me to post these lol
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i got a glow ball stretcher at the local sex shop and the cashier was a flirty cutie that aaaalmost got me to ask for them to put it on for me lol
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one last silent goon in the condo lol
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i got crispy yesterday swimming in the ocean for hours, so i’m v glad im not going to disney with my fam today. gonna look for a vintage shirt for a wedding and then eat edibles and slather myself in aloe for some hours.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
does anyone else notice/not like when a piece of media is feminist in concept/pitch but still mostly consists of a woman suffering?
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m gonna be in the san diego area VERY soon if anyone knows of events i should go to or need their photo taken!
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
an older guy just came in for me to check on his nipple piercings today and his shoes were the only article of clothing he was wearing that didn’t say nasty pig
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
repost if u agree
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i made this in about an hour because of a silly dm, and it’s more appropriate here than it is on instagram. (theotterlope over there!)
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fridaaaay
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bulgtina mcgillicudy
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why do i look more stoned when im not stoned? lol mom and i had an adventure day after we both had dentist appointments at the same time on accident. i felt naked all day without a big septum piece and ear danglies cuz i had em out for x-rays.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
another vertical video out today! go check it out on instagram @theotterlope! you get to see my emo lipsyncing lol
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i have chores to do but work has been yoinking my balls this week and not in a fun way. lots of lovely clients, but LOTS of them. piercing takes a lot more than piercing skill and i’m pooped af.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i posted a surprise vertical music video today on the vertical video platforms! go search otterlope! (also i took this pic at 7:45am be nice to me)
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
also the morning light on the lake made me look pale green i swear
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i put out new music today!! go stream ✨peel✨ by otterlope also might wear a ball weight on my way home from the lake today 🤷
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this thong makes my balls smell good, bro
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
who else likes things grabbin their bawls?
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
am i funny or are you boring? #sassyventing
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I missed the first anniversary of this music videooooo! It was so fun and kinda wild to do as a one-person team, but the band wrote the story, brought props, and were game for an overnight shoot at one of their fam's farm. go watch our gay b-movie 90's dark fantasy punk extravaganza!
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BOXKNIFE - READY OR NOT [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by BOXKNIFE
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
peel something up-close and personal, coming 9.4.26 follow me on insta @theotterlope and follow otterlope on all streaming platforms to support my gay music. 💖
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i didn’t get to see any other ducks, and i got COVERED in seed ticks. someone rub my feet while i smoke weed about it.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
took my dick on a hike
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
it’s just a weird feeling having info and finding out the general public believed the opposite about someone.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i also hate vague posting so: hayden p was my friend’s NIGHTMARE next door neighbor for years. we have been concerned and discussing her behavior for years. not giving examples cuz there are tons and she also probably had trauma that led to her behavior. i don’t wanna trash talk her.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
actors’ literal job is getting you to feel something towards them. being endeared by someone acting is not loving them. liking how someone does their job is not knowing them. it’s wild seeing people speak about complete strangers as if they know their character
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
not acting like i know anyone’s full life and not wanting to be rude about people mourning, but it is surreal af when you have had very interesting interactions with someone, they die, and then everyone reveals their strong parasocial grief and idealism because they were a public figure.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
new music sooooooon something simple and stripped and raw @theotterlope on insta for a lil sneak preev i got a vintage helios lens, switched the front piece of glass around and i’m loving the effect it gives. can’t wait to do things other than selfies lol
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
now i wanna go swimmingggggg im so hot n swetty
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it was my first time using an edger and this sidewalk hadn’t been edged since the 80s. i’m so bad at remembering before pics but the transformation is crazy af you basically couldn’t see the sidewalk
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
who wants to see the results of a sweaty edging session out front of my house?
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
gorge!!!
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
aw thanks!
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
also didn’t realize until i was in line to get in that my usual work makeup is apparently really close to the way haute & freddy do theirs in videos or something? idk but i was suddenly in a group of folks with almost perfectly matching makeup 🤷
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
me right before i found out my song had been played on the radio while at the haute & freddy show. still wild af to me that folks listening to the radio suddenly heard me going on about getting naked with a bro
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
something clicked the last few weeks and i am back IN with creative photo stuff. got this silly lil half-frame camera but also got an old canon film camera that seems to be great! also discovered (lol) eBay and all the cool vintage lenses there, and bought 3. so lots of fun stuff to come.
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
morning bonter 🤷
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
thank youuu and thanks for listening!
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i can forever say that i’ve sung about balls on the radio that’s so wild lmaooooo
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
randomly got some really good news!!! “dubble dogg(s)” by me (otterlope) and Shilow got played on the radio! organically?! without us knowing?!? so cool to have such a gay indie song get on the radio?!?! it’s gonna take a sec to absorb this tbh 💖💖💖 thanks for streaming that shit too!
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
gotta remember to incorporate sunglasses into concert looks. all this unprotected gay eye contact stresses me out
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
seeing haute & freddy rn be proud of me for staying in public after work
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the bulging gnome @bulginggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i kinda wanna be a tour photographer for a fun musician to hang with soooo bad. putting it into the universe i love candid bts stuff and performance stuff and silly stuff and i think it would suite me so well and be good for the artist.
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