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Built to Shill

@builttoshill.bsky.social
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Republican-registered Socialist in a very red state and I vote.

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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 8h
The plan: Molotov Cocktail, again.
Jason Mendoza from The Good Place
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 17h
Ahh yes, the famously liberal Daily Mail
Daily Mail story “Hurrah for the Blackshirts”
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 21h
Man, I love doing other people's homework. You're looking for § 6158.2 Presumptions; Information Not False, Misleading or Deceptive, among others. The literal first step to properly advertise legal services is inform the public that you are 'lawyer,' 'attorney,' 'law firm,' or the like."
(a) Name, including name of law firm, names of
professional associates, addresses, telephone numbers,
and the designation “lawyer,” “attorney,” “law firm,” or
the like.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does the actual family get a taste of this or what?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
RIP FRANK SOBOTKA
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes it was false, but the fact that I built a media campaign about it being true says a lot about society, really.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pfft, Clausewitz. Did he even break into the extended PFT score range?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mayor McCheese is they/them now
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Quote from the film Big Lebowski “Well I still jerk off manually“  superimposed over the Little Lebowski sitting on a couch
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Liamothy
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brb making a coverup mod
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Italians fucking up mapwork to the greater population’s detriment? Unpossible.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It hits different when it happens to ewe
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank god the politicians are saving me from cheap solar panels
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gonna need a video I think
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Scott Pressler had a better shot
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know it smell crazy in there
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
God saying this randomly before knocking skychopper 4 out of the sky at random
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you considered traveling with some sort of "FAMOUS AUTHOR" sash to help part the seas?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Inshallah
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah...but the salute tho
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They had therapy dogs come to my law school for finals week but eventually stopped because we were freaking out the dogs
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
but think of all the joy they bring to their haters! Net force for good.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that he at least feigns the contempt for his opponent's odious worldview that I want all my politicians to genuinely hold. It probably helps that Collins felt comfortable using a regular whistle.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While the screen is blanked he’s digging through any local files for banking information or media of interest
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s an old lead in to an old “all I gotta do is remote into your computer and blank your screen” tech support scam.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How on earth are you required to pay back incentives when the government is the one breaching the deal?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just always assumed those draft ranks were just “how close did you follow our draft order?”
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems dark
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can really tell the administration really, really wants a domestic terror attack before the midterms.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First they came for the Turkeys...
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What was Haggerty saying that you don't want us to know?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big Totino strikes again!
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, Jon Lovitz, can't wait to hear what he's up to next!
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good thing we don't have a recent track record of perfidy!
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This sentence is ambiguous and I can't tell who is owning the libs
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh...doesn't he have open warrants in Idaho? Why is he getting multiple law enforcement contacts and an arrest without something happening there?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's great (terrible) that everyday I can learn about new weird prejudices that are otherwise well know.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is there a correlating chart for how often teams go for it when they shouldn't?
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The modern evolution of this commercial is the lady on the beach laying off 500 workers on that call.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THE BEARS REMEMBER scrawled in blood on the cabinet door
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This dude would absolutely assign an agent to being shitting to his ex.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please do not blow up Sheetz's secret menu.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, "we can barely afford rent" informed our earlier position as people who didn't want kids.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The secret character in Saint's Row IV seems like a trendsetter now.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We had a kid because we transitioned from people who didn't want kids to people who did want kids at a time when we could pull it off but finances were absolutely a factor. A big part of said transition was "can we give a child a good life?" It also very much informed our decision to stop at one.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Your grandkids are your property, actually” is a boomer hit and probably an emerging Gen X market
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve said this before, but the subset of Veterans includes both Medal of Honor recipients and dudes who had to be physically compelled to shower weekly
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like, you can be a good person/candidate/official who was in the military but serving in the military does not make you a good person/candidate/official.
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Built to Shill @builttoshill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On a similar note- I wish there was a way for me, a veteran, to convey to voters that being a veteran is *not* a positive trait in political candidates.
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