Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 7hMaybe the reason complex and controversial written works like Lolita work is because audiences need to be literate in order to consume them 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Your strawman is worthless in this debate.” But it’s worth $2.17 at Walmart so that’s something 001
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Napoleon Hill and Ayn Rand should have a baby and name it Jeffrey Epstein 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If my parents knew everything about me, I wonder what they’d blame all of my problems on first 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sisyphication, like how it sounds, but slowly forcing a guy to push a boulder up a mountain until he admits he’s a sub 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Disney can never own Nintendo because the Magic Mushroom Kingdom would be too powerful 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Girlpods are the greatest indicator of a thriving LGS ecosystem 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Wait, what alibi could you possibly have to get out of being labeled ugly by a cheerleader girl band anyway? 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026There’s a guy who screams at the top of his lungs often nearby one of the Starbucks locations I frequent, and he sounds exactly like the Omega Metroid screech from Metroid Fusion 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026So apparently noise canceling features on headphones are just your federal agent, listening in on you and making noises with their mouth 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026“Thick thighs save lives.” -national motto of cannibal Island 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Walking by an open, empty cardboard box with “if useful, take them” is the first time I’ve genuinely had a “what’s in the box???” moment 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026“Starbucks isn’t a coffee shop, it’s a shake shop!” No, it’s a premium public restroom that provides coffee and shakes 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just like koalas need their eucalyptus leaves, Michelin critics need foam, centrifuges, and the phrase “gastronomy” to recognize their meal as food 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Release scheduled for 5/19, therefore this bookstore is simply in the future 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Crayola gets creative with its color names! Today we are naming shades of white! Try our ultra-white: “Polar Bears Fucking in a Blizzard!” Need even whiter? Try: “The Rich Person’s House Who Asks You to Take Your Shoes Off!” Still not white enough? Try: “Demographic Breakdown of Nextdoor!” 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Demon: Dr. Faustus, you will be granted power, but it comes at a price. You will be forever cursed! Faustus: Noooo! Demon: From now on, every time you take a bite out of a sandwich, the insides will slide out the back of it! FWAHAHAHAH!!! Faustus: Oh, that's ok. I already eat at Jimmy John's. 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026As children, our vernacular is an amalgamation of our parents. As adults, it comes from our exes 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The two people in front of me in line: "Haha so what's the deal with airline food?" "Lol l hope nobody realizes we are made up so that Bugsy can get attention and solicit likes on BlueSky." "I know haha." 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I want whatever pillow Netanyahu has. If that man can still sleep at night, that thing must be amazing 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026“Time and experience” are just “death and taxes” for optimists 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026How do you date a guy with a small peen? Cut it off and count the rings 🌳 001
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The top Grok question after billionaires end humanity and come out of their bunkers will be “why am I still unhappy?” 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026FBI is totally going to false flag attack us, but knowing how competent Kash is, it’ll be a commercial camera drone flying into the Ritz-Carlton abcnews.com/amp/US/fbi-w...abcnews.comFBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Bachelor #1, if I was an adult film star, would you pay for it or just watch it on a free secondhand site? 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Sentenced to Be a Hero casually drops “Demon Blight #59” as though it’s not clearly a perfume 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I feel like anyone who tries to say that your house cat suddenly being larger would make it eat you haven’t interacted with many cheetahs 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026the kind of girl where you look up her wikifeet and it’s a picture of her face 010
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If you lose something and go looking for it, you will inevitably wind up finding a different thing you previously lost instead. This is alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The far future… “Hey, what do you do for work?” “Oh, I just man the gatling gun on a space ship.” “Oh, fair. Let me guess… McDonald’s?” 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025No, autocorrect, I don’t know a “Carrie” at all. I’m not trying to type “Carrie’s” whenever I type “carries.” Thank you 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025“But chief, why is our town built surrounded by a bunch of places with high-level enemies?” “Because if a hero goes on an epic adventure, we want to be their last stop since it’s good tourism revenue.” 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025You don’t likely remember your first words, and you certainly won’t remember your last 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025“You’re so sweet to me, what the hell?” is my new favorite thing said to me by a drive-thru cashier 000
Bugsy @bugsy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025“Hey girl, wanna cyber?” Sam Elliot AI-generated voice: “The CyberTruck - made by incels, for incels.” 000
