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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He slames, he james, he's James!

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That's when I peaked, personally.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

On my 1st day working at a bookstore the manager told me to grab a random book to learn the pos system. I grabbed To Kill a Mockingbird. Did 5 minutes of training, then a customer came in and asked me if we had To Kill a Mockingbird. I felt like a wizard.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I've been trying to find coloring books in my local stores and not only do the subjects and styles never appeal, even worse they are now, without exception, a.i. crap. This looks perfect!

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

A blessedly horny year for the kākāpō

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I like consoles just coz I enjoy doing some of my gaming on my couch, but I have zero interest in going digital. I guess I'd just try to expand my collection of ps2-4 games via 2nd-hand disks. Lord knows there's still plenty out there I haven't played!

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Remember when ps4 and XboxOne were about to release and ps was dunking on xbox about how shitty they were being about being able to share game disks? Those were good times.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

NO - tree museums. YES - tree jails.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This would be an easy Google to confirm and I'm not gonna do it*, but I remember reading an interview like 20 years ago where the interviewer said how boss her surname is, and she replied "Even better, my middle name's Florence, so I'm Lucy FLawless." *(I chickened out and Googled. It's Frances.)

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The engine is a mystery and no-one how it works

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Rudely taking up the best parking spot at the supermarket sitting in my car scrolling on my phone procrastinating coz when I get home I have to bury my cat

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I remember seeing this stuff at a film festival in my early 20s half a lifetime ago. It may have subtly but permanently reshaped my personality.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

We need to stop giving cartoon dogs breed-specific accents. If your make-believe West Highland Terrier was not canonically born and raised in Scotland, then it better not sound like it was

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Some people deserve to absolutely fucking rot in hell. This poor guy. I can't even comprehend this needless cruelty.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Tonight we had mac & cheese with bowtie pasta, but I'd be lying if I told you it was for any reason more sophisticated than "the kid chose it".

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Gosh, I hope there are no other power generators that don't work without the thing that fuels them.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Another lovely father's day where my young kid is making me scrambled eggs and absolutely SCREAMING at her mum whenever she tries to gently steer her away from burning the kitchen down.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The fear that is most triggered in me when I read posts like this is not my claustrophobia, but the certain knowledge that if this ever happens to me it will be 15 seconds after I have the thought "Man, I really need to pee".

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

What is happening? What are all these cryptic posts I keep seeing right now???

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Heavily employed this technique around the age of 14, specifically inspired by any Jim Carrey movie. Friends and family were no doubt highly impressed and eager for it to continue for far longer than it should.

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I don't think it's a waste - she put a bunch of effort into making it something she liked 🙂. (Although I always hate the start of these videos just coz my brain can never quite take on faith the idea that it will be beautiful at the end, so all I can see is Book Getting Ripped.)

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

The 7-year-old & her friend are playing a game that mostly involves yelling at Donald Trump?? And she just screamed "People are dying, Donald! I'm gonna punch you in the penis, you fucking bitch!" with just IMMENSE gusto.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Is this that Serenity Prayer I keep hearing about

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I showed this to my 7-year-old and she stopped being grumpy at me - thank you for your service!

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Eric 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @itus.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

They created a DEI Grammy for white people.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Partner once accidentally left a book about narcissistic parents lying around when her mum came to visit. Her mum saw it and asked me about it. Oh the desperate, awkward scrambling that followed...

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I don't know you but I'll give that a Hell Yeah!

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

As a kid I taught myself which way around to use them by thinking of eg as being short for "egsample" and I'm only just now realizing I've never even wondered what they actually stood for...

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Wait, it's a slur!? I've literally only ever heard of it as currency! This feels like valuable information!

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Am I the only grinch-ass motherfucker who keeps seeing clips like "Nothing rhymes with orange? Eminem begs to differ!" and thinking "Well shit I didn't know people were out here claiming nothing KINDA rhymes with orange! I could've been out here smacking that claim down with goddamn 'porridge'!?"

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

We're getting fucked by robots enough as it is.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The guy looks like he learned to smile from an instruction manual

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

My "What do you mean we just HAVEN'T FIXED IT?!?" moment was when I learned about CFCs and the ozone layer when I was like 6 in the '80s. Went home and told mum about this terrible new thing that was happening and she was all "Yeah we've known about that for decades". I was fucking AGHAST.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

That waterproof matches create waterproof fires. Seemed to me to be a dangerously irresponsible thing to have in the house.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Thank you! That was very helpful 😄

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Is this explainable to someone with no knowledge of what I assume is some kind of coding language? Because I feel like this is a sign I would enjoy if I could understand it!

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

My technique is to yoyo wildly by not giving a single crap about rugby for months on end until I happen to be in a room with a screen showing a game involving a team I have some kind of theoretical allegiance to, and then suddenly becoming DEEPLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED until we leave

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

The censoring gets a pass from me here coz the asterisks help land the PhD bit. It gets a bit lost if you write PhuckeD.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Well I think it's great that these machines are taking the boring jobs and giving us more free time! I assume a stockboy has been able to retire at like 19 and is now being paid a living wage to do what he wants with his time?

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I want to attain the level of wealth where I feel like "I can't recommend it enough" is a reasonable thing to say about this sort of shit, like I'm gushing to my friends about splurging a really good massage or something (idk, I can't afford massages either)

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

My kid keeps asking "What's this song about?" and I keep having to admit I don't know. I don't know what this song is about. I don't know what ANY SONG IS ABOUT. I AM DUMB. ALLEGORY AND METAPHOR ARE LOST ON ME. I JUST LIKE TO SING ALONG.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Furious at myself for being so perfectly predictable.

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Bugsy Smith @bugsy-smith.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

"I've got sand in my butt. It happens to the best of us," the 7-year-old informs me stoically.

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