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𝘾𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧(🪨) @newbarklegacy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

𝐔𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 ————————————— 𝙿𝚘𝚔é𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝙲

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

WHERE IN TH' FUCK DID I PUT MY ROLLIN' PAPER.

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𝗠𝗔𝗫𝗜𝗘 @magmaleader.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

𝑇𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝑀𝐴𝐺𝑀𝐴'𝑆 𝐿𝐸𝐴𝐷𝐸𝑅 𝑀𝐴𝑋𝐼𝐸 ! 𝐵𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙 | ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 !| 𝐿𝑒𝑤𝑑/𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝐴𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 #Pokémonrp #mvrp #openrp #bluskyrp ##skyrp #animerp #Roleplayaccount ❤️+ 🔃❗️

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Fuck that guy. I'd show him a thing or two if he lived in Alola.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Eh. [Shrug.] Mmm. So. How's everythin'?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Shit, he better not strike me dead. . . [Mumbled as he chews.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

You think I remember the fuckin' strain name? No idea. Plums picked it up. Good shit, thought I saw Arceus fer a sec when it hit.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Yo, Team Skull's heading to the Pride Parade in Hau'oli City! Y'all best be prepared to stand with us flyin' our colors! [Painting a bisexual flag on his cheek.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[CRACKING the bag open and sniffing like a wary animal. Puts one in his mouth.] ...It's aight. Thanks.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[Staring at the brand.] Th'fuck are these.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[ High as balls right now.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[KNOCKING ON @introvertere.bsky.social 's DOOR SUPER FUCKING LOUD. BAFF BAFF BAFF!]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Well, ya can't fight that shit, Plum. The one thing I've learned is that you can't make people change.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Ya did? Well, easy solution. Move on. Don't bother her. Let her live her life. Sure, her perception of ya may be a bit warped, but that's jus' life sometimes. We drift apart sometimes with the wrong image of the other person in our minds. Accept that yer wrong and grow from it.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

. . . Then apologize. Write her a letter or somethin'. Like, genuinely apologizin'. No bullshit, just explain how you were wrong 'n shit.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

. . . Gonna stunt on you so hard.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Nobody beats Ya Boy Guzma! Bring it, smallfry!

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

What do you THINK you did wrong? [Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[Hand on her shoulder.] No need t'be embarrassed or anythin', Ya boy's had his fair share of exes with bitter endings. [He'd reassure, opening his jacket and pulling out a bag of those sour airhead bites she likes.] Here, might be a bit melted.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Third question. Romantic issue or nah?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Hmmm... [He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.] Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[Lighting up and ripping a fatty hit off of it. Hands the bong to her as he's exhaling smoke.] First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Retconned the last post. Anyway, give me good, fresh gingerbread and I'll [DATA EXPUNGED].

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

. . . Don't cry, man, I was just bustin' yer balls! Save your tears for when I beat ya in Mario Kart!

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Tch, have a clean place BEFORE you invite gu-- Hah, I'm kiddin'. Not some kind of narc or smarmy nerd. . .

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Les' play a game, twenny questions. You can only answer with yes or no. I'll ask questions on what's bothering you. [He reaches clumsily into his jacket, packing the bong.] You wanna try dat?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

. . . Me, Plumeria, and two grunts then. Alright. On our way t'party. Hope you're ready for ya boy GUZMA and his merry band of badass misfits!

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Sick. I'll gather up some grunts. How big is yer place. Don't think it'll be big 'nough for everyone. . .

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Want me to bring some of my grunts 'round too? Maybe bring over the Switch 2 an' we all can play Mario Kart World?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

. . . Yeah, sure. Should I bring weed and snacks?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

[JUMPING over the back of the couch, landing on it with a squeak. Patting the spot next to her, as he's pulling a bong out from between the couch cushions.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

. . . Y'wanna talk about it? No grunts, jus' you 'n me?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

What's up with ya? Y'seem... upset. Did someone hurt ya while I was out?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

[Ripping a fat bong hit on the timeline.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

[Falls over dramatically as the pillow hits him, causing him to crash into the couch.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I clearly have beef against YOU, though.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

[Lets out a Godzilla-esque roar.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

. . . Th'hell do you want?

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE. I CAN'T BE SMOKIN' BITCHES AS WALUIGI IN MARIO KART WORLD WHEN THERE'S FUCKING CHEETO DUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING THING!

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Not my fault he arrested me post Grand Slam! [Huffing, before letting out a little chuckle.] That's why I want like, pancakes and a fuckin' shake.

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Retconned the last post. Anyway, give me good, fresh gingerbread and I'll [DATA EXPUNGED].

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Fuck the grand slam. The grand slam last time made me blow up the goddamn toilet. [Said out of fucking nowhere.]

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

(( fun fact i have a waluigi acc, :] ))

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GUZMA! @buglordguzma.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Some of the grunts still don't know da rules. I'm fuckin' ALWAYS Waluigi. If anyone else plays Waluigi, they're gonna have to knife fight me. . . [His stomach grumbles.] ...Pancakes sound good....

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