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peepoo. they/she. 25. white/mex-am. ENG・日本語OK! español fácil👍 i think homosexuality is awesome. 18+ because sometimes i DO repost that "adult content"...

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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 8h
ferdibert wip incl trans ferdie (i know what im about) and hubert throat goat. also thigh glazing. duh.
Now, years later, Hubert relished in the strong muscle of Ferdinanda’s thighs cradling his head as her clit twitched in his mouth, and he thanked the younger, more annoying Ferdinanda for her persistence. Without her efforts, he would not have the pleasure of her soft skin against his cheeks, her trembling flesh warming his ears, her mild taste on his tongue.
There were few people for whom Hubert would kneel, and Ferdinanda was one.
“Hubert, my l-love,” Ferdinanda hissed. “Is this really necessary?”
Hubert looked up from where he knelt. Ferdinanda’s bottom lip was on its way to bruising, two purple indentations in the reddened flesh, and the lovely freckles on her cheeks were hidden in a flush. Hubert smiled (as much as he could with his mouth full) and took her deeper, just so he could see the pretty fluttering of her eyelids as she gasped.
“O-oh,” she breathed, “that is wonderful, oh, Hubert…”
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 23h
HUBERT?!
 goofy-looking vampire door-hanger decoration, made of felt and looking absolutely chuffed to be there
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 23h
been calling this thang ferdinand and started taking her everywhere with me. she soothes me
image of fat horse plushie keychain attached to my water bottle
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
put this on by his own volition btw. what is his problem?
mii hubert wearing a white shirt that says "CUCK" across the chest and shorts with an X-shaped scar on the crotch
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
post-timeskip hubert von vesta spinning and twirling
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rat acquired. anything for my babygirl.
portrait of hubert von vestra, post-timeskip.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm sure hubert is angry about this for very normal reasons
So there he was, standing in Ferdinand’s new quarters deep within the palace, his satchel heavy against his hip, dressed in a black, woolen tunic imbued with sigils that would keep him hidden in the darkness. And Ferdinand was in a fucking silk nightie.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sylvain ships to me.
text messages
sender: can you beg for my cum (emoji with swirly eyes)
receiver: No
receiver: Word hunt
sender: please
sender: i'm so fucking close
receiver: Word hunt
sender: (prompt to play text game Word Hunt)
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not even mum could cheer her up. parents coping by having a sleepover. i would like to point out that hubert is rocking his feet from side to side. so in love its sickening
mii ferdinand also failing to cheer up her daughter, even though she's wearing the cutest cheerleading outfitmii hubert and ferdinand in blue pajamas, reclining while hubert talks her ear off
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
papa so fucking annoying
mii hubert failing to comfort his daughter, she's turning away from him, disappointed
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
walking her horsey. petting her horsey.
mii ferdinand walking her horse JPGpetting her horse jpg again
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
she cares about him so much..... loves her ghoul i guess
Mii ferdinand (next to mii thanatos and another mii) listening to mii hubert present from his laptop
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
petting horsey. loving horsey. and i love her. she's so cute it's unreal i love my ferdinand #MyFerdinand
mii ferdinand petting a horse JPGmii ferdinand reclining and looking adoringly at her pet horse
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
and if i say ferdinand.
tumblr post by bedazzlecunt. "what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of
stamina and core strength"
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
twitter post from milesdotgov.
(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you've made him all fucking messy, and he's soaked... goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too... What the hell is wrong with you?
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THATS NOT YOUR GIRL THATS HIS GIRL!!!!
war phase hubert spinning for a critical attack. look at his whimsy
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
gf pointed at this for me and i gasped. my beautiful ferdie.... my ferdie #MyFerdie hashtag love her
Kathleen Fietz "Aegean Sea": woman covered by gauzy length of fabric that is floating around her, she is by the sea and ethereal in the sunlight
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
one william dresses for my ferdinand.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hashtag my ferdie. second one is hanging in her office. yes i know the women have brown hair. i'm just INSPIRED
mini sculpture of a tan horse with a rose in its mouth, labeled "Romance". the horse is wearing a romantic white shirt and black pants, standing on a book with a red coverPaula Purpura's "Chromatic Pegasus": beaded artwork of a pegasus with rainbow wings framed artwork of a mermaid with wavy brown hair and a blue-green tailStained glass panel of a woodland fairy
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
you want to see my ferdie-inspired photos from the fair. first one was just stinking cute to begin with but. sniff. she's literally a bee. sob.
painted beehive. bee-house? in the style of a cute two story cottageDecorative witch statuette with bright orange hair sitting side-straddle on her broom. Very classyAnother decorative witch statuette with orange hair, this time riding a broom in a green evening gown. Diva!
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the misogyny is really bad though. at least this guy knows what's up.
Stylish student: Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
he's always doing some bullshit.
mii Hubert happy as a clam and shaking his maracas. he's standing by a patch of lavender, wearing a rose shirt and a strawberry hat.Still shaking his maracas, but now saying "Yeah!" as well.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
pov: your name is hubert von vestra and you are sooooooo screwed. it's over for you.
Transfemme Ferdinand reclining on a towel at the beach. She is wearing a yellow two piece swimsuit with flowers; the bikini top fits but is quite revealing, while the bottoms are more modest and reach her belly button, and they cover her hips all the way to the tops of her thighs. Her hair is braided at the crown, but she is wearing a matching yellow headband with a bow. She is holding an ice cream cone in one hand as she smiles sensually at the viewer.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ferdinand the summer fairy is going to save pixie hollow!! oh fuck she just got caught in a glass jar by a human child— + lady edelbell's freak.
Transfemme Ferdinand fairy. She has orange and pink insect wings and her hair falls in loose waves down her back. She has insect antennae growing from her head, and she wears a circlet made of orange flowers. Her eye makeup resembles a monarch butterfly. She wears a gold necklace, a red and purple dress made from petals or leaves, and a deep purple corset with wide shoulders. She also has a belted pouch, a sword in one hand, and cute little red leaf boots.Transfemme Hubert fairy. Her hands are stained black, and she has a thick band of black makeup or soot around her eyes. Her wings are gray with white and black details, and she also has a long tail. Her outfits consists of a large brown hat, a leaf paulsron, vine and spider silk wrappings, a red corset, and brown pants and boots. She has a quiver of arrows belted to her waist. Her hair is black and a bit lank.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
beautiful lovely wonderful merdinand + her ghoul 🙄
Transfemme Ferdinand mermaid sitting on a rock by the shore. She has a bright orange tail, with orange scales on her arms as well. Her hair is in a long braid down her back, and she is adorned with golden bracers, a decorative spiral band on her bicep, and sea shells on each shoulder with pearls and red beads strung between them. She has starfish covering her nipples (gasp!) and matching earrings, and she is holding a trident a little cheekily! A cute little crab sits next to herHubert mermaid in a dark grotto. His tail is black with purple fins, and there are fins on her arms as well. He is draped in seaweed and wears a simple necklace with black stones. His body looks more animalistic than human, with a face only a mother and a highly neurotic woman could love.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
lady aegir holding a scoundrel at sword point enough of this! + the emperor's most trusted and capable advisors have been sent on a quest together but they can't stop lesbianically arguing. oh no....
Transfemme Ferdinand wearing plate armor over a long, navy blue skirt. she is also wearing a brown cloak, leather boys, and a sword at her waist. her hair is half up, with the rest falling in loose waves. She is frowning and holding a sword to the chin of a moody man in dark clothing -- reportedly Hubert but unfortunately he's far too conventionally handsome to be #MyHubie Transfemme Hubert and Transfemme Ferdinand looking displeased with each other. Ferdinand is in a white shirt, leather corset, and a red skirt. She's wearing a long red scarf and holding a metal shield. Her hair is in a high ponytail. Hubert has a bob, but the upper half is tied back in a bun. She is wearing an overcoat of some sort over brown pants, with knee length boots, black gloves. -!: a sword at her waist. She is holding a book in one hand. They're underneath some autumn foliage oolala
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my dress up afternoon 🤯 i'll try to post links in the morning im just. sleepy and horizontal rn lady aegir with a letter from a mysterious and nondescript gentleman oolala + lady aegir is going to beat your FUCKING ass
Transfemme Ferdinand von Aegir in a white shirt and brown dress, hair in a loose braided bun, standing back to back with a faceless man at the bottom of a dark stairwell. She is holding a sealed letter and looks pensiveTransfemme Ferdinand again, wearing more masculine clothing: red waistcoat, gray-green overcoat, tan trousers and dark boots. She is standing in a covered pavilion while it rains, and she is holding a sword in her right hand with her hair tied back in a braid. She looks pissed!
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wip whursday. would you believe me if i said i didn't consciously reference egg-cracking. it happened all on its own i swear
“I see,” Ferdinand said, and he returned to his poached eggs. Magic. He pressed the tines of his fork into the delicate skin and watched the orange yolk run over the porcelain. He had never even cast a simple Fire spell in his life, and the High King expected to teach him magic.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#coping
mii ferdinand wearing the red cheerleader outfit and a red bunny-ears bow. in the background there's a portrait of her in royal clothing
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sick to my stomach.
ferdinand von aegir as an enemy unit at myrddin, between two other enemy paladin units.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
also. THE FUCK YOU DINOSAUR!!!!
toy dinosaur, packaging calls it "The F.Y. Dinosaur"
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
nearly started sobbing because i miss my ferbies so bad
two mugs side by side. one says "a cup of coffee makes everything better" and the other says "tea offers me a moment to relax and recharge"
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
bernie notices hubert's gloves are awful when he tries to flip and sort all his aperwork so she buys him finger cots. unfortunately he is not using them for their intended purposes!
variety of finger cots on display
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hubert costumes tbh. or ferbie baby costumes. because what if. sniffle. they had a ward. who they could dress up. in costumes...
toddler dragon costume. it's blue and looks kinda bad but that's its charm pointinflatable ride-on dragon costume for children. really badass tbhfire dragon inflatable costume for children. inflates up to six feet tall. looks pretty goofy but again, that's the best part
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ferdinand buys this because she thinks it's cute and it's fun to bully hubert. he frowns. he hates it. bats don't even look like that. she defends it and says it looks just like its papa. he hates that more.
inflatable four-foot tall vampire bat. it's really cute: big eyes, cartoon teeth, little red bow tie, black buttons on its white belly.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hubert's little minions. bc i know ball. alternatively the first one is ferdibert if they were creepy halloween decorations.
skeletal two-headed birds. two on either side of a bone nest, in which are two baby bird heads begging for food, also skeletal.skeletal bird decoration
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
el sexoooo
skeletal alligators lying on top of each other as if having sex. one has a rubber heart in its mouth
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
more hubie items.
gold beak mask with some fancy feathers at the topblack crow mask. less fancifulsteampunk raven staff. skull w steampunk hat and goggles on top, no idea why it's a raven staff thoughlight up skull snake staff, purple snake wraps around the skull's hat, which is badass
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
much tittering in the aisle about this. because. what? also. we're dogs.
udderly awesome cow costume. with functional udders. close up of functional udders. little taps stick out from the teats.girlfriend's hand holding their phone and taking a picture of the functional udders
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
when ferdinand was a little girl she'd daydream about the masked scoundrel. lo and behold adult ferdinand has her very own scoundrel now who can wear the stupid costume for their lore-filled roleplay.
masked scoundrel costume that is a clear rip-off of mr wesley princess bride
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
costumes for hubie #MyHubie
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ooo i (hubert) love my wiiife i love my wife ACK let's go ride a biiiike with my wife
drawing of ferdinand mii in the sand. "Oh, is that...me?"drawing in sand of ferdinand and hubert, with a heart drawn around them as well.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
now here's the suggestive image. look at the glimpse of her draws. the exposed leg. the coquette of it all. now imagine ferdinand like this. framed miniature kept in a hidden, double-locked drawer of hubert's desk for when people are really getting on his nerves.
woman in a nightgown kneeling suggestively and making bedroom eyes at the viewer. she is holding a diary and poking her cheek with a pen. there is a slip of underwear shown between her legs oolala
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
btw. some ferdinand images from antiquing last weekend
Book titled "Proud Knoght, Fair Lady: The Twelve Laïs of Marie de France" translated by Naomi Lewis, illustrator name cut off, Cover image has a blonde woman in a white dress riding a white horseFramed photograph of a dark-haired woman smiling for a posed portrait, her head resting on a curled hand. She is wearing a large hat and a very decorated coat.Bedazzled brooch of a anthropomorphic horse seemingly dressed as a gentleman or soldier? With a sword? Altogether charming.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
having the time of his life i guess
hubert mii riding a bouncy tiger toy (not sexual) and looking quite neutral about it
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
light of my life.
Ferdinand Mii in blue dotted shirt, white cardigan over her shoulders, and a blue kitty hat
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
decor for my friend hubert #MyHubie
plastic decorative flasks with the word "POISON" on themplastic goblets, with the stem being bones and a skeletal hand holding the cupplastic champagne flutes, the stems are bones and skeletal hands hold the cup. one is a snake as the stem and the head wraps around the cup
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
god she's so cute. like can you believe this? she literally. sniff. she reads fiction.
Ferdinand: A beautiful delicate maiden vanishing into thin air... It is like something out of a book.Ferdinand: If it were a book, we would have no need to worry! She would be rescued presently by a dashing nobleman.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
wip snippets. evidence that i have the worst writing process ever but everyone likes me anyways <3 #ferdibert
“You cannot survive off rats. I’m sure they taste wretched, anyhow.”
… “I do not want to hurt anyone.”
“How is it any different from skewering a bandit on your lance?”
“It is! It is different. There is a difference between taking someone’s life with a weapon and…and draining their blood. Eating them.”
“They die either way.”
… “I am a monster,” Ferdinand said, a quiet, broken sob.So Hubert begrudgingly stepped closer to Ferdinand, who flinched and scooted closer to the wall.
“Stay away,” he squeaked, and Hubert rolled his eyes. He reached into his satchel and extracted a lump wrapped in wax paper, and he held the package out for Ferdinand to take. Even with the wrapping of paper, the scent was powerful, repulsive to Hubert.
He did not comment on how Ferdinand’s pupils dilated even further. Instead, he said, “Take it.”

Nestled in the wax paper was an engorged sheep’s bladder, not quite cleaned of gristle. 

“Eugh,” groaned Ferdinand, a decidedly ignoble sound. “What is this?”
“I assumed you would not be willing to feast, so I took matters into my own hands.” “Don’t look at me like that. It’s sheep’s blood.”
“Oh.”"You want the blood of a criminal? A monster?" "Fine. I'll give you what you want, then."“Come, Ferdinand.” “Drink.”
“N-no.”
Hubert flung his knife to the ground and stepped closer, presenting his arm and its trickle of blood to Ferdinand. “Drink.”
Ferdinand was stronger, but he hardly resisted as Hubert grabbed him by the back of the head and forced his lips against the gash in his skin. Hubert watched the blood smear over his classmate’s lips, and his pupils dilated. Then Ferdinand sighed and sank his fangs into Hubert’s flesh. It stung just as badly as the first time, though this time Ferdinand’s hunger was not so desperate. Tears ran down his cheeks and diluted the deep red of Hubert’s blood. He drank deeply and wrapped the fingers of both his hands around Hubert’s arm. Despite his tears, his eyes fluttered closed, and each time he swallowed his tongue pressed against the muscle of Hubert’s forearm.
Hubert could not look away, and he hated himself for it.
When Ferdinand finally retracted his fangs, he sobbed, loud and wretched. He was still holding Hubert’s bloodied arm and pressing his forehead to it.
“You’re making a mess,” Hubert said. Ferdinand seemed to have not heard, or was ignoring him, so Hubert extracted his handkerchief from a pocket and began to clean Ferdinand’s face.
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i'm hubert i'm hubert im hubert hubert hubert
minecraft skin of hubert von vestra in his war-phase outfit.same skin but now he's wearing iron armor (but not the boots. they broke)
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