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World-renowned hacker, dilettante physicist, high-tech marketing guru, and economics maven. I block bots ruthlessly. Like a post before you follow. You will get tired of my Big Corona pictures. #GoBears (BA CompSci) #GoBruins (MBA)

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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 31m
I'm sorry, I read this as "goattending" and I spit up my drink. I'll leave now.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 33m
I mean, think about it. "only" is hopeful and uplifting. "always" is cynical and depressing. You know, just like us!
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 44m
It's "only" not "always". Took me years to find this out. I'm glad you agree with me!
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 1h
Hero. 😢
Margaret Hamilton in a striped dress, long hair and glasses standing next to a huge pile of printout as tall as she is containing the code for the Apollo mission.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 1h
🎶 Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love ya, Tomorrow, You’re always a day awaaaaaaay! 🎶
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Annie Sings 'The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow'
ALT: Annie Sings 'The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow'
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 7h
"Performance-based clawbacks."
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 7h
Sounds like what we call in business school an "unmet need."
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 8h
That looks...inconvenient. Oh and remember that Sherman wants one too.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 8h
Oh heck, I've had culture shock going from SF/LA to Boston. Throw in a bunch of "wickeds" too.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 8h
I've always been intrigued that they all say "STRAIGHT Bourbon Whiskey." What is all that foolishness about?
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 8h
"No, it means you need to floss every day."
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 8h
It's a well known fact that Tree Rats are Laissez Faire capitalists who freely exploit resources in public dumpsters.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 9h
ALL YOUR MEATS ARE BELONG TO US.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 9h
I'll drink to that.
A bottle of Wild Turkey 101 proof.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 9h
Heck'uva job, Kegseth. @evanhurst.substack.com
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Kind Of Embarrassing To Read Ukrainian News Headlines About How Far Behind Pete Hegseth’s Military Is
Especially when it’s coming directly out of an interview with the recently forced-out Army secretary.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 19h
I assume he’ll blab the entire “secret plan” no later than the next rally or two. He literally can’t help himself.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 21h
Perfect for getting bleach on the inside. ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
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Ryan Stauffer @ryanswx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha, this fucking sucks.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course it's backordered.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@erinscafe.bsky.social could have done this, darth.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Izvestia!
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As long as you start registering Republican you’ll be fine.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Original source:
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dunno, it might be sending a message to Trump. I mean, it was aimed straight at Mar-a-lago...
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see some high school kids in the back, which is an old middle school band teacher trick. Keeps the little ones on HIS TEMPO.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's next?
Brown box of Pervitin pills with a "Waffen-SS" approval stamp on it.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But they can also dig through repos for exploits, and once in, everything private is public.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have no idea how much AI hacking has occurred. Lots of security activity is going on to figure out how to harden systems against AI attacks, and some people are freaking out.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The advice I got directly from a successful VC was, "You can do any computation you think sounds good, but your company valuation is simply what someone is willing to pay for it at the time." Finance is just about as creative as Marketing.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The advice I got directly from a successful VC was, "You can do any computation you think sounds good, but your company valuation is simply what someone is willing to pay for it at the time." Finance is just about as creative as Marketing.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminder: It takes 10 Bakkers and Hasterts to make up for one Dolly.
Jim Bakker in a white shirt and dark tie, face contorted in an about-to-cry grimace being led away by law enforcement.Denis Hastert with disheveled white hair and green collared shirt and no glasses looking grim in his mug shot.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It could be a poster like the one in Dark Side of the Moon.
Cool green tint picture of Giza with three pyramids in the distance that was a poster insert in Dark Side of the Moon.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam Altman says we just need to live with this. Apparently the non-tech corporations do too, so there’s that.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is he deaf or is he dumb too?
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now we know why cat yawns are so wide.
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Cat Yawning
ALT: Cat Yawning
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At the *beach* at nearly midnight…
In Newport Beach at 11:07 it is 82F.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They've infiltrated everywhere.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In order to confuse commie invaders.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Weak. Low-T even.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If conservatives want to take us back in time, maybe this should be the target.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Simon is a born trainspotter." -- Mary, rn
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, that's a NYT Cooking recipe.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is your brain on melted cheese. Any questions?
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Aztecs.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An entire generation of our news media is warped in ways a heroin addiction never could have accomplished.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Needs to be repeated endlessly. You know, for those guys in the back.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Cheers, sweetie!"
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just start with a shot of tequila.
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Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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