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Bodhisattva here to rescue you from yourself. Grocery stores will be the first to go in the Collapse. All forms of authority are illegitimate.

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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 28/09/2026
You ever read dorbo abodal? Love its thoughts on genre.
four panel black and white comic titled "press any key to continue" 

First panel: an elfin figure sits at a laptop: "Visual novels? cliq, cliq, cliq, cliq ... pah! Where is ze gameplay?" while main character Zoke listens in. 

second panel, zoke, now home, speaks to his roommate breem while fetching ice from a freezer: "A man at work had a homogenous opinion today ... " Breem replies "oh?"

third panel, zoke still speaking as breem holds a slice of pizza: "Yeah he was like, you can't call it gameplay if you're just selecting options or whatever" breem: "Hmmmm"

Fourth panel zoke still speaking: "but every game is just that at different speeds; at what point foes it stop being "gameplay"?

Breem replies: "he needs the facsimilie of physics! It's the curse of secular materialism again!"
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 25/09/2026
I kinda don't like doing these bc I play a ton of games. How am I gonna pick nine? Whatever, I free associated nine in a row.
my nine games list of 9 games. The games are 
Illusion of Gaia
Breath of Fire 2
Divine Divinity
Team Fortress 2
Phantasy Star Online
Kerbal Space Program
Dyson Sphere Program (geez)
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Batman Arkham Knight
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 24/09/2026
old meme of a cringe comic about imagining stuff in your life to be more creative. left panel labeled "ordinary people" a conventionally dressed young woman is watching a turkey bake in the over, right panel labeled "creative people" the same woman with purple hair, cat eye glasses, jewelry and a low cut top is watching a turkey in an oven being set on fire by a dragon also in the oven somehow.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 24/09/2026
sorry they keep asking me to do stuff at work so I didn't put that much work into this
billy zane style swanboy saying "a pizza that'll make me cum is a wonderful dish"
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 23/09/2026
the thing that gets me is it's not even new, like automatically generated code has been a thing for decades and has had more or less the same problems for decades.
xkcd Standards comic

Title: how standards prolifersate (see a/c chargers, character encodings, instant messaging, etc) 

First panel: Situation: there are 14 competing standards

second panel: two stick figures, the first saying "14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone's use cases." The secon figure replies "Yeah!"

Third panel: [soon:] Situation: there are 15 competing standards.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 23/09/2026
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 18/09/2026
They ankha’d meowscarada
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 01/09/2026
This tweet came at least partly from this show cuz that’s how everyone got on this stuff. Folks expected the show to be everything and got upset when it wasn’t what they expected.
“Is [pop star] a feminist? Is MasterCard a queer ally? Is this tv show my friend?” Tweet by @negaversace July 3rd 2015
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 31/08/2026
More like US Closed
Drawing of stan kelly of the onion cartoons.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 31/08/2026
swanboy diandolos from the webcomic clutching a human ass, hands and legs wrapped around it.  he is saying "Mine!!" with a sinister, greedy look on his face.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 15/08/2026
Someone never played Mike piazza’s strike zone on the n64
Box art for mike piazza’s strike zone on the n64. It features Mike piazza in a catchers mask making a weird face. His name is on the cover twice, alongside his signature.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 14/08/2026
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 14/08/2026
hmmm
Character noel household  from swanboy crouched on the ground saying "mistress, I pottied" to character shannon hospital, standing upright.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 12/08/2026
kinopio from mario without his hat
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 04/08/2026
Real fucked up legoheads will remember that bionicles themselves were a relaunch with better marketing and conceptualization of the lego throwbots/slizers line of guys
an old ad for lego throwbots, a series of lego action figures that threw discs, for combat purposes. Probably, idk I never owned one of these maybe they're tron discs. Anyway like a whole mess of future bionicles did this stuff too.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 04/08/2026
After bioncles really took off they removed the technic label and made them kinda their own thing.
original run of bionicles guys in their weird tube packaging. Technic is visible on the top of the tube.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 22/07/2026
Noted Chart-hater haus of decline comic about steven universe. Garnet says "I think we're going to have to kill this guy, steven" and steven says "Damn."
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 22/07/2026
*squint* hmmmmm
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 14/07/2026
NASCAR
CAR GO FAST
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 14/07/2026
I’m thinking Mario 2
All the enemies in Mario 2, residents of subcon, a dream land in the game.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 13/07/2026
edited by hugh morris?
image of hugh morris from tomodachi life
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 08/07/2026
If he didn't want them to be read as tvs he shouldn't have made them tvs.
a happy box from mother 3
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 07/07/2026
Berdly Deltarune saying "Erm, actually Pokémon Unite is the MOBA"
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 11/06/2026
Viacom/paramount/the corpse of Nickelodeon has been a pushing hard to capitalize on the IPs they own so they’re collabing with anyone with a pitch these days.
Cat reading a book with the caption “me studying all these man-made horrors so they are no longer beyond my comprehension”
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 27/05/2026
nu metal slime but with hands doing that nu metal pose
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 27/05/2026
RIP mike f
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 18/05/2026
Finally I can suppress this little bastard
T.T. from diddy kong racing
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 07/05/2026
Loving the new star fox designs
Super famicom box art for Star Fox
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 24/04/2026
this you?
weird baby shapeshifter odo found once
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 20/04/2026
Well here’s your problem right here your nose is huge but your ears are tiny lil nubbins
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 17/04/2026
They're gonna kill zeb and 10% of the audience is gonna cry.
zeb from star wars rebels but here in the live action series.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 06/04/2026
Good ol Motoko Kusunagi ghost in the shell.
Motoko kusunagi, protagonist of 80s comic and anime ghost in the shell.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 01/04/2026
UN meme, a crazed ragecomic guy is behind a table clutching a gun saying "I love the volt punch! I love the volt punch!"

Two helmeted figures have burst into the room and are saying "we've got you surrounded come build an actual loadout" 

This is about the marathon game that came out in 2026
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 25/03/2026
telling my kids this was harry potter
book cover of the gunslinger by stephen king
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 25/03/2026
arrested development screenshot of the alliance of magicians, character Gob's union of magicians. Gob is front and center holding a sign that says "we demand to be taken seriously." Standing behind him on a staircase is a motley assortment of presumed magicians wearing various goofy costumes.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 18/03/2026
Aloy from horizon zero dawn
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 14/03/2026
Ethan from the webcomic control alt delete is sitting on a sofa playing a video game with the ‘inspirational’ quote “I live my life one video game at a time.”
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 12/03/2026
I know yer doing a bit but I think I would do it like uhh drill a hole in the top and slip an anchor in the hollow middle for each and have them hang like more of a broad festoon type of thing. You could do two holes and run a loop through it also. Just thinking about it.
vague depiction of a my little pony toy necklace where each toy is hanging off a central necklace
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 04/03/2026
I agree, tho a side effect of gilchrist making fritzi have the exact same taste in music and movies as gilchrist is we got a lady with some /interesting/ fandoms. And a lot of shirts.
gilchrist nancy comic featuring a dolled up fritzi in a richie furay camisole. For some reason there's a painting of pogo from walt kelly's pogo in the background. Not pictured, a joke.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 04/03/2026
You're telling me the lady who would wear a ringer tee for the oak ridge boys is a little bit gay?
Guy gilchrist's nancy run panel featuring fritzi ritz wearing a t-shirt of "the oak ridge boys, 40 years of harmony" in a 00s era comic
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 03/03/2026
if you wanna make yer own
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 03/03/2026
Good ol' Grass, nothing beats that
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 03/03/2026
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 02/03/2026
Garfield face with the words "you are not immune to propaganda"
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 27/02/2026
He's just calling to tell you how horny he is
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 25/02/2026
I know it's a bit where it's "404- planet not found" but every time I see the name I think "wow a crossover with that one game"
box art for p.n. 03 a gamecube game from capcom, shinji mikami's failed attempt to do something that wasn't resident evil
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 23/02/2026
timeline synchronicity
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 19/02/2026
Degwin Sobo Zabi, the head of the zeon principality from the original gundam series.
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 18/02/2026
parody kelly cartoon from the onion depicting a beleaguered husband attempting to leave the dinner table to watch 'breadtube,' a term for leftish youtube/streamers. The 'nagging wife" is brandishing a spiked bat and saying "reading theory is necessary." 

The wife is labeled "hysterical marxists," the dinner table is labeled "academic jibber jabber," the husband is labeled "innocent left-libs" and the tiny stan kelly in the corner is saying "theories of snore-plus value"
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 13/02/2026
What about the army girl game?
Picture of the box for portal runner, an army men (the little plastic guys) spinoff starring their one woman character. She’s in a bikini and has a bow and there’s a lion bc they were kinda doing a tomb raider thing.
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